Category Archives: Grandpa Walnuts

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Poor Grandpa Walnuts! He wandered out of the Home again and found an unguarded mic, and as bees in honey drown, he proceeded to give us the benefit of his expert opinion: WASHINGTON — Sen. John … Continue reading

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McCain: ‘It’s Not About Me, John McCain’

Grandpa Walnuts wants us to know that the Party should fall in line for Trump, but you know, he might not, being maveriky and whatnot: “A lot of things would have to happen,” McCain said when asked if he would … Continue reading

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Kiss Walnuts Goodbye

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan look like they are ready to bury-alive Grandpa Walnuts. Early polls show McCain tied with his Democratic challenger, Rep. Ann Kirkpatrick (D-Ariz.), at around 40 percent despite having nearly … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Grandpa Walnuts?

Arizona Sen. John McCain said he doesn’t know if the Canadian-born Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas is eligible to be president, saying the Supreme Court might have to decide if Cruz is eligible to be president. (BuzzFeed) McCain was born … Continue reading

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The Quotable Grandpa Walnuts

“This terrible tragedy [the bombing of the hospital in Afghanistan where Doctors Without Borders were treating victims on the on-going battles] would not have occurred if the Taliban had not attacked the place to start with. I find it ludicrous … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“What [Donald Trump] did was he fired up the crazies.” —Grandpa Walnuts, who as we know weaponized the crazies by selecting Sarah Palin to be his running mate in his doomed 2008 Goat Rodeo run.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Grandpa Walnuts?

Poor Grandpa Walnuts, he stepped on his dick again: John McCain: "Only a complete idiot would have declared victory when US troops pulled out of Iraq in 2010" pic.twitter.com/wjOj3RnnHp — The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) May 24, 2015

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Your Three Martini Stupid is Served, With a Side of…

…Word Salad: Hmmm, as people all over the country are reminding each other, this Hillary Scooby-Doo Tour thing sure looks familiar. We’re flattered the liberals think the idea is really keen! Since it’s #ThrowbackThursday, it’s also pretty keen to thank … Continue reading

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McCain 2016 Campaign Slogan: “In some ways I am eager”

In which we learn that Grandpa Walnuts is running for re-election. Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Grandpa Walnuts?

Oh, dear. It seems that thin-skinned Republican senator John McCain (R-Green Room), who still thinks he won in 2008, doesn’t like having his judgement challenged for signing the seditious open letter to Iran, especially from the Krauts we defeated in … Continue reading

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