Category Archives: global climate change

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted (part infinity)

Just signed Disaster Aid Bill to help Americans who have been hit by recent catastrophic storms. So important for our GREAT American farmers and ranchers. Help for GA, FL, IA, NE, NC, and CA. Puerto Rico should love President Trump. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our old pal, noted Weather Warrior, and self-appointed Prophet Kat Kerr tells us how to stop floods! It’s easy: Stomp Yo Feet for Jeebus! Update: This totally worked … but, unfortunately, Kerr didn't have the photographic … Continue reading

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Rake America Great Again!

California’s wildfire season is nearly here, and the 4th Reich is protesting reimbursing California for the expense of firefighting on federal land last year.  You’ll never guess why: “The Forest Service has demanded that the state provide proof of its … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Firefighter-prophet Mark Taylor had another hallucination or sumpin’ and tells us that Gawd says that hurricanes Harvey and Irma in Florida and Texas were punishment for Trump getting out of the Paris Climate Change Accord (so … Continue reading

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Trump Continues To Punish Puerto Rico For Needing Disaster Relief While Brown

An emergency aid bill for victims of hurricanes, wildfires, and other natural disasters was defeated in the Senate amid a fight between Democrats and Hair Füror over relief for Puerto Rico: “Senate Democrats opposed the $13.45-billion legislation, saying the $600 … Continue reading

Posted in global climate change, NeoCons, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

Is A S***storm Part of Climate Change?

…because we think Economic Advisor Kevin Hasset is about to be in the eye of the shitstorm, so to speak. CNN tells us: “White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett said Friday that he believes climate change could threaten economic growth. … Continue reading

Posted in climate change, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, global climate change, Science, War on Science | 7 Comments

You Think There’s No Difference Between The Parties? Think Again!

The Senate has confirmed former coal industry lobbyist Andrew Wheeler to lead the EPA, which is responsible for ensuring we have clean air and safe drinking water. It was a party-line vote, 52 -47 (one senator was not present?). “Why … Continue reading

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Eleventy-Dimensional Chess From Mitch McConnell

Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell is looking to make life more difficult for President Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo challengers, who happen to make up about 1-in-5 Dim senators! Let’s explore! LATimes: “When you have that high a number of U.S. senators … Continue reading

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Some Open Tabs

From time-to-time, every-now-and-then, I like to link to some longer stories on the weekend for Scissorheads’ reading pleasure. “I Am Disgusted”: Behind the Scenes of Trump’s Increasingly Scrutinized $107 Million Inauguration | Vanity Fair – this might be behind the paywall, … Continue reading

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Climate Change

Our pinhead-in-chief gets right to the matter! In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell … Continue reading

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