Category Archives: global climate change

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s listen as a Q-spiracy theorist explains that those 200 or so people who died in the cold in Texas were actually killed by Chinese-controlled weather weapons, you know, that President Handsome Joe Biden allowed because… reasons: … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

Man, when he’s lost El Arroyo, it’s pretty much all over.

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, global climate change, Great Signs, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

Ayatollah Ted Passing Water Onto His Constituents*

I guess this is for all the people who joined Twitter today? https://t.co/bFxFwAsVAd — Christian Schneider (@Schneider_CM) February 21, 2021 And we should add, this is (probably?) water that Beto and AOC got for Texas. never forget pic.twitter.com/cHLigtZwty — Josh … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News D’vorce D’spousa—documentarian fabulist, convicted election fraud felon (pardoned), fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, serial adulterer, and would-be bigamist and self-proclaimed political prisoner of the Kenyan Usurper sees fellow Christian/Grifter Sen. Ted Cruz in his hour of … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted: Dad of the Year?

New Statement from @tedcruz: pic.twitter.com/0WMni5O9R1 — Vaughn Hillyard (@VaughnHillyard) February 18, 2021 Pretty great Dad of the Year material there, Rafie, using your kids as human shields. Also: LIAR Breaking on @MSNBC: A source with knowledge of the situation tells … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Ted Cruz: ‘¡Buenos Snowshoes, Amoebas! K Pasta?’

So this was on the Twatters last night: Caught tonight! @TedCruz fleeing to CANCUN while his home state freezes with no running water or electricity retweet pic.twitter.com/8jHzF4Qk0L — Make it Rain ☔️🎸 (@Trx1000) February 18, 2021 I don’t know if … Continue reading

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Yesterday’s Quote of the Day, Today!

Beto O’Rourke in The Hill: “The energy capital of North America cannot provide enough energy to warm and power people’s homes,” O’Rourke said. “We are nearing a failed state in Texas. And it has nothing to do with God or natural … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid Still Trying To Kill Us, Part Infinity

51 DAYS until Election Day Longtime Climate Science Denier Hired At NOAA David Legates, a University of Delaware professor of climatology who has spent much of his career questioning basic tenets of climate science, has been hired for a top … Continue reading

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Exhale, Little Planet.

The NYTimes tells us:   “The Trump administration said Thursday it would allow new offshore oil and gas drilling in nearly all United States coastal waters, giving energy companies access to leases off California for the first time in decades … Continue reading

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Trump to Survey Hurricane Damage, Haven’t They Suffered Enough?

Noted meteorologist Lord Damp Nut is leaving the White House for a trip to Lake Charles, La., and Orange, Texas, to survey storm damage. So, golf Sunday? And just for gits and shiggles, here’s a sampling of headlines from the … Continue reading

Posted in Disasters, global climate change, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments