Category Archives: Fox News

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

Bill O’Reilly, History’s Greatest Reporter, thinks that Michelle Obama needed footnotes for her terrific speech on Monday night. You might recall the passage where she inspires us about about how far we’ve come since when slaves built the White House to … Continue reading

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And It’s Over

New York, NY – July 21, 2016 – 21st Century Fox today announced that Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO of Fox News Channel and Fox Business Network, and Chairman of Fox Television Stations, has resigned from his role effective immediately. … Continue reading

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Petunia Has Pals!

Over 20 women have now come forward supporting Gretchen Carlson’s sexual harassment claim against Fox News’ gelatinous mass Roger Ailes: According to her legal team, the new accusations range in time from Ailes’s current tenure at Fox News all the … Continue reading

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Hannity: ‘Coffee, Tea, or Me’

The Death of the Media Now, one wonders why staff-banging serial-adulterer Noot might need a friend to chauffer him around the skies, amiright? Why not just fly commercial or charter a plane? According to the Daily Beast, Noot still owes about … Continue reading

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Breaking!

Says Jay Wallace, executive vice president of news, in a statement: “FOX News Channel has mutually agreed to suspend its contributor agreement with Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich effective immediately. Due to the intense media speculation about Gingrich’s … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

The Death of the Media Former Calvin Klein underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr. was invited on Fox News’ Outnumbered because: why the hell not? and they broke away from a Clinton event to ask a former Calvin Klein underwear model his … Continue reading

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A Disturbance in the Farce

BREAKING: Ex-Fox Anchor Gretchen Carlson Files Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Roger Ailes As you may have heard, I'm no longer with @FoxNews. I value your support and friendship so please stay in touch: https://t.co/R7JBTsvYSh — Gretchen Carlson (@GretchenCarlson) July 6, … Continue reading

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The Comedy Stylings of Bill-O

Wow. Three white guys on Fox News Channel mocking minorities. Who would have thunk it.

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Petunia and Pals Wins the Morning… AGAIN!

¡Geraldo! was on and as his M.O., he likes to blame the victims: “When you’re in that situation and you have no weapons, you have two choices. If you can’t hide and you can’t run, you have two choices. You … Continue reading

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Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Because of course you would invite on Herman Cain, the pizza guy who didn’t get nominated in 2012 to bloviate about how Trump will win in 2016: 1 – 2- 3: easy as bread. You just need everyone to vote … Continue reading

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