Category Archives: Fox News

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

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The Morning Quote

Andrea Tantaros in the NYTimes writing about her former employer Fox News: “Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny.” … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

I really don’t understand how Sean Hannity remains on the air, even on Fox News. This seems like such a clear ethics violation: During major inflection points in Donald J. Trump’s campaign, the advisers, family members and friends who make … Continue reading

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Trump Sets the Hannity Machine to ‘Spin Cycle’

Fox News yapping hair helmet Sean Hannity continues to be Hair Furer Donald Trump’s best friend and unpaid media spokesman. Anyway, he’s trying to explain away Trump’s assassination dog whistle: “Obviously you’re saying that there’s a strong political movement within … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that it was the Bush Administration that got Bin Laden? World’s. Slowest. Bullet. (I shut it off at about the 1:15 mark, stunned.)

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

Bill O’Reilly, History’s Greatest Reporter, thinks that Michelle Obama needed footnotes for her terrific speech on Monday night. You might recall the passage where she inspires us about about how far we’ve come since when slaves built the White House to … Continue reading

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And It’s Over

New York, NY – July 21, 2016 – 21st Century Fox today announced that Roger Ailes, Chairman and CEO of Fox News Channel and Fox Business Network, and Chairman of Fox Television Stations, has resigned from his role effective immediately. … Continue reading

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Petunia Has Pals!

Over 20 women have now come forward supporting Gretchen Carlson’s sexual harassment claim against Fox News’ gelatinous mass Roger Ailes: According to her legal team, the new accusations range in time from Ailes’s current tenure at Fox News all the … Continue reading

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Hannity: ‘Coffee, Tea, or Me’

The Death of the Media Now, one wonders why staff-banging serial-adulterer Noot might need a friend to chauffer him around the skies, amiright? Why not just fly commercial or charter a plane? According to the Daily Beast, Noot still owes about … Continue reading

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Breaking!

Says Jay Wallace, executive vice president of news, in a statement: “FOX News Channel has mutually agreed to suspend its contributor agreement with Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich effective immediately. Due to the intense media speculation about Gingrich’s … Continue reading

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