Category Archives: Fox News

¡Geraldo! is Shocked

Gimme a break: “The man we knew as the blustering genius who invented our mighty Fox News Channel is a deceitful, selfish misogynist, if the charges against him are true. And if they are true, then his shame and banishment … Continue reading

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Fox: Women and Children First

Another woman is fleeing from Roger Ailes’ former spank bank: Greta Van Susteren, one of the top anchors on Fox News for the past decade, is leaving the cable news channel, effective immediately. … Fox’s Howard Kurtz reported that Van … Continue reading

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The Media Has Failed Us, Time To Take Action

The Media has empowered the stupid: When conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is crowing that InfoWars has gone mainstream, you can thank Donald Trump, but you should also thank our Media for rationalizing his brand of crap. He’s being taken seriously, … Continue reading

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Both Sides!

I love that it starts out with a report from The Moony Times, and then complain that media personalities are suggesting that they do their damn jobs. That’s Faux News right there. And then we hit the razor blade in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Dr. Turdblossom is at your cervix, er, service: I think Glenn Beck should sue Rove’s ass for stealing the chalk board schtick to prove the Grand Unified Hillary Clinton Health Conspiracy Theory.

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The Morning Quote

Andrea Tantaros in the NYTimes writing about her former employer Fox News: “Fox News masquerades as a defender of traditional family values, but behind the scenes, it operates like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in intimidation, indecency and misogyny.” … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

I really don’t understand how Sean Hannity remains on the air, even on Fox News. This seems like such a clear ethics violation: During major inflection points in Donald J. Trump’s campaign, the advisers, family members and friends who make … Continue reading

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Trump Sets the Hannity Machine to ‘Spin Cycle’

Fox News yapping hair helmet Sean Hannity continues to be Hair Furer Donald Trump’s best friend and unpaid media spokesman. Anyway, he’s trying to explain away Trump’s assassination dog whistle: “Obviously you’re saying that there’s a strong political movement within … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that it was the Bush Administration that got Bin Laden? World’s. Slowest. Bullet. (I shut it off at about the 1:15 mark, stunned.)

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Bill-O?

Bill O’Reilly, History’s Greatest Reporter, thinks that Michelle Obama needed footnotes for her terrific speech on Monday night. You might recall the passage where she inspires us about about how far we’ve come since when slaves built the White House to … Continue reading

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