Category Archives: Fox News

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, it looks like it is Todd Starnes Week! Lifezette wants to know Wingnut Welfare Recipient and noted Elmer-Gantry wannabe grifter Todd Starnes’ The Deplorables’ Guide to Making America Great Again is not listed on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Fact-free Todd Starnes, the guy who told us that rainbow colored Doritos is gonna make kids gay,  is now complaining about fake news: “President Trump is … Continue reading

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Shorter Hannity

“I blame the Kenyan Usurper for all the trouble that Hair Führer is having!” And now the long version, in which Hannity leads the witness, as it were, when he asks Bullshit Barbie about White House leaks: “Where are these … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media: BS Barbie Says…

…go buy Ivanka’s stuff: Holy shit! Even for Petunia and Pals, this is really a new low. And Fox didn’t get any money for running essentially an ad. Rupert’s gotta be making his pinch faced grimace about now.

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted:

My Little Pony fact checker Sean Spice white ‘splains civil rights to Rep. John Lewis: “I think what’s disappointing is someone like John Lewis, who is such an icon of voting rights and civil rights, to make a comment about … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Fox News?

Fox News has named Tucker Carlson as Megyn Kelly’s replacement in the 9 PM time slot. Let’s watch those 9PM ratings plummet as dirty old men in The New Confederacy turn off the cable. (Well-played, NBC, well-played.)

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She Seems Nice, Cont.

Shorter Fox News’ Morgan Ortagus: That uppity Michelle Obama should shut-up and be subservient to her betters. Longer version: Fox News is gonna use the N-word on the air before too long. They probably are using it off-air already.

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Trump Is Weaponizing The Stupid

At the Berlin Wall last week. Walls work. pic.twitter.com/2N3B4IUhbj — Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) October 5, 2015 Share Blue tells us… “President-elect Donald Trump has named Fox News correspondent and host Monica Crowley to be the senior director of Strategic Communications … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Brief “Ladies,” Hannity said, “your uteruses will be fine.” Fox News 

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Happy Hour News Briefs

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted As his travesty of a presidency draws to a close, President *Batteries Not Included joins with other Democrat soreheads in blaming ‘fake news’ – especially that provided by the social media … Continue reading

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