Category Archives: Florida

Seek High Ground

Keep high and dry, Floridians. We’re rooting for you. (I know it is not the same thing, but when I was a kid on a Pacific island one year, we had drills for when the tidal waves would hit. You … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, global climate change | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s really hard to tell what actually happened, but it appears that the mayor of Tampa, Bob Buckhorn, told a little joke: TAMPA — At a time when journalists are under fire both literally and figuratively, … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Florida, Guns! Guns! Guns!, media | 4 Comments

Marco Rubio: Portrait in Courage

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, continues to astound us with his virtuoso tap-dancing ability (Cuban-heel boots an’ … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons | 1 Comment

This is What’s the Matter With Kansas

The Wichita Eagle tells us: “You look at how close the Florida election was in 2000,” Kobach said, referencing the election between George W. Bush and Al Gore, which came down to about 500 votes. “I think there’s no question … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kansas | 7 Comments

Trust Bondi, She’s An Expert

$20, Same As In Town Grasping Florida Attorney General Pam ‘Shoe Me The Cheddar’ Bondi proves to us, definitively that she is not on the take: At a press conference at the Capitol, Bondi said she had no regrets about … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 8 Comments

Trump University Provost Emeritus Speaks!

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: And it (allegedly) only cost Trump U $25,000 Ameros to buy Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi to be powerful voice for Law and Order.  

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, Florida, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 7 Comments

“It’s Florida, Jake.”

He seems nice: U.S. Congressional Candidate Greg Evers today announced a Facebook contest to award a custom-built AR-15 rifle to one randomly chosen resident of the 1st Congressional District who has liked and shared his Greg Evers for Congress Facebook … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 5 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Some more love from Florida: TAMPA — A pride flag waving outside the Hillsborough County center was meant to be a sign of respect and remembrance for the victims of the shooting at an LGBT nightclub in Orlando. But just … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Get Off The Cross, Homophobia, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

‘Come For Disney, Stay For The Slaughter’

It’s Florida, Jake Florida continues to amaze us. The office of the Attorney General in Florida seems to be on the cusp of another PR nightmare. First we learned this week that Florida Attorney General Pam ‘Cold Cash’ Bondi allegedly takes … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Homophobia | 6 Comments

It’s Florida, Jake.

Hey guys, remember that time that Gov. Batboy fled a Starbucks in his home state because one of the peasants had the temerity to confront her Lord and Master for being an asshole? Sweet Jeebus hanging from the ceiling by … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 13 Comments