Category Archives: Florida

This is What’s the Matter With Kansas

The Wichita Eagle tells us: “You look at how close the Florida election was in 2000,” Kobach said, referencing the election between George W. Bush and Al Gore, which came down to about 500 votes. “I think there’s no question … Continue reading

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Trust Bondi, She’s An Expert

$20, Same As In Town Grasping Florida Attorney General Pam ‘Shoe Me The Cheddar’ Bondi proves to us, definitively that she is not on the take: At a press conference at the Capitol, Bondi said she had no regrets about … Continue reading

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Trump University Provost Emeritus Speaks!

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: And it (allegedly) only cost Trump U $25,000 Ameros to buy Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi to be powerful voice for Law and Order.  

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“It’s Florida, Jake.”

He seems nice: U.S. Congressional Candidate Greg Evers today announced a Facebook contest to award a custom-built AR-15 rifle to one randomly chosen resident of the 1st Congressional District who has liked and shared his Greg Evers for Congress Facebook … Continue reading

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Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Some more love from Florida: TAMPA — A pride flag waving outside the Hillsborough County center was meant to be a sign of respect and remembrance for the victims of the shooting at an LGBT nightclub in Orlando. But just … Continue reading

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‘Come For Disney, Stay For The Slaughter’

It’s Florida, Jake Florida continues to amaze us. The office of the Attorney General in Florida seems to be on the cusp of another PR nightmare. First we learned this week that Florida Attorney General Pam ‘Cold Cash’ Bondi allegedly takes … Continue reading

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It’s Florida, Jake.

Hey guys, remember that time that Gov. Batboy fled a Starbucks in his home state because one of the peasants had the temerity to confront her Lord and Master for being an asshole? Sweet Jeebus hanging from the ceiling by … Continue reading

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Allen West Connected the Dots, Sheeple!

The Tinfoil Follies of 2015 Obama turns the screws on local police with sweeping equipment ban “With the upcoming “Jade Helm” military exercises planned throughout the southwest this July in civilian areas, some folks are concerned the federal government has … Continue reading

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They Had It Right The First Time

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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The Morning Quote

The brother was home at the time of the crime, but thought the noises he heard was Gomez putting the boxes away. “He went to the garage, he found an axe laying on the floor,” said Gualtieri. “He found a … Continue reading

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