Category Archives: Saint Ronnie

Are You Better Off Today?

Boom💥 https://t.co/A7xG49q9zh — Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) April 23, 2020 Ka-BOOM!

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The Feast of Saint Ronnie: Southern Strategy Edition

National Archives releases Reagan’s racist call with then-President Nixon, ex-Nixon library director says “Tim Naftali, who directed the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum from 2007 to 2011, writes that Reagan — who would later become the 40th President of … Continue reading

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St. Ronnie Inducted into Labor Hall of Fame

Eiron, the goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: “For seven terms, Ronald Reagan served as president of the Screen Actors Guild of America, where he negotiated groundbreaking contracts providing fair payments, health insurance, and pension benefits to members. … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid is Stupid

I’ve had to put up with the Fake News from the first day I announced that I would be running for President. Now I have to put up with a Fake Book, written by a totally discredited author. Ronald Reagan … Continue reading

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Today in History

On this date in 1983, the press realized that Reagan had the Carter Briefing book to prepare for the debate in 1980. George Will was the man playing Carter and using the book: “6/28/83 At his 18th press conference, President … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“I think he would be sickened by Donald Trump—Donald Trump, by the way, claims to have known my father—that they knew each other—and, you know, ‘I liked him, he liked me. He was a good guy.’ My father would not … Continue reading

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The 151-proof Tears of Peggy Noonan, Cont.

Will Ferrell to Play Former President Ronald Reagan in New Movie (EXCLUSIVE) It’s only a matter of time before Peggy Noonan, the official hagiographer of St. Ronnie, takes a star turn as an ersatz Franz Liebkind. UPDATE: I’ve read more … Continue reading

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Today in History: 1981

St. Ronnie was shot, or as some prefer to say Hinkley Misses. Al Haig tries to take control of the government, which brings about the definitive dialog of the Reagan Administration’s understanding of government: “As of now, I am in control here, in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink: St. Ronnie Edition

Happy Hour News Briefs The dirty f***ing hippies must have slipped some of the brown acid to Y’all Qaeda, because suddenly today—35 years after that nincompoop was sworn in—they are talking about St. Ronnie: Tony Perkins: Reagan Would Never Have … Continue reading

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And Now We Know

Ronald Reagan urged Thatcher to read a blockbuster thriller to understand the Soviet Union’s cold war thinking in the run-up to a failed arms control summit in Reykjavik… She repeatedly stressed the importance of nuclear deterrence while Reagan batted away … Continue reading

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