Category Archives: Ayn Rand’s Grave

Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Well, it does take infidelity off the opp-research for all candidates. There’s that. I am compelled to enter the Presidential Primary as a Republican for several reasons – the most important of which is to further and foster a national … Continue reading

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You Cannot Make This S*** Up

TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president will participate in a roundtable discussion with supporters at 11:30 a.m. in Doral, Fla. He will speak at a fundraising lunch at 12:30 p.m. before leaving en route to Washington. Trump will present supply-side economist … Continue reading

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Fasten Your Seatbelts, Boeing

Tiger Beat (emphasis mine): “The Federal Aviation Administration is facing its greatest crisis in years, as multiple investigations seek to understand what went wrong at an agency that spent the past decade amassing what had been considered the best aviation … Continue reading

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Another Stunning Victory For the GOP Freedom Caucasians!

Hey guys, remember yesterday when we told you that the Freedom Caucasians were holding the Farm Bill hostage to force a vote on deporting Dreamers? They killed the Farm Bill! “The House Freedom Caucus on Friday sank a partisan farm … Continue reading

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Because We Love a Good Retraction

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading

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I’d Ask For A Rewrite

If this were an episode of anything less than Benny Hill, I’d send it back for a rewrite: HEWITT: “If one of these bigs, like if Jeff Bezos, who’s a pretty smart guy, comes in and says hey, Mr. Speaker, … Continue reading

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Blackmail and Hostage-Taking Today

Georgia wingnuts want to punish Delta Airlines for cancelling their discount program for terrorists in the NRA: I will kill any tax legislation that benefits @Delta unless the company changes its position and fully reinstates its relationship with @NRA. Corporations … Continue reading

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Open for Bidness

Last night our government shut down for the second time in three weeks and re-opened this morning. Take it away, Axios: AP bulletin, midnight: “The U.S. government shut down at midnight, as Congress misses deadline to pass spending bill.” AP … Continue reading

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Rand Paul Makes The Dogs Bark On Meet The Press

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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Early Retirement For Noted Moocher?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) had a long (really long) piece up yesterday on Zombie-eyed Granny-Starver Paul Ryan’s rumored plans to leave Congress at the end of this term (YAY!), which he now is denying (BOO!), oddly via the … Continue reading

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