Category Archives: Feast of Saint Ronnie

Saddle-Up Another Goat!

Posted on September 8, 2019 by

Well, it does take infidelity off the opp-research for all candidates. There’s that. I am compelled to enter the Presidential Primary as a Republican for several reasons – the most important of which is to further and foster a national … Continue reading →

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The Feast of Saint Ronnie: Southern Strategy Edition

Posted on August 1, 2019 by

National Archives releases Reagan’s racist call with then-President Nixon, ex-Nixon library director says “Tim Naftali, who directed the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum from 2007 to 2011, writes that Reagan — who would later become the 40th President of … Continue reading →

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You Cannot Make This S*** Up

Posted on June 19, 2019 by

TRUMP’S WEDNESDAY — The president will participate in a roundtable discussion with supporters at 11:30 a.m. in Doral, Fla. He will speak at a fundraising lunch at 12:30 p.m. before leaving en route to Washington. Trump will present supply-side economist … Continue reading →

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Fasten Your Seatbelts, Boeing

Posted on March 19, 2019 by

Tiger Beat (emphasis mine): “The Federal Aviation Administration is facing its greatest crisis in years, as multiple investigations seek to understand what went wrong at an agency that spent the past decade amassing what had been considered the best aviation … Continue reading →

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Another Stunning Victory For the GOP Freedom Caucasians!

Posted on May 19, 2018 by

Hey guys, remember yesterday when we told you that the Freedom Caucasians were holding the Farm Bill hostage to force a vote on deporting Dreamers? They killed the Farm Bill! “The House Freedom Caucus on Friday sank a partisan farm … Continue reading →

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Because We Love a Good Retraction

Posted on May 3, 2018 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac tell us that recently resigned House Chaplain Pat Conroy is rescinding his resignation, opting to stay in his position through the end of this Congress. Hey, if Congress can have a take-backsy on $11B Ameros … Continue reading →

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I’d Ask For A Rewrite

Posted on April 19, 2018 by

If this were an episode of anything less than Benny Hill, I’d send it back for a rewrite: HEWITT: “If one of these bigs, like if Jeff Bezos, who’s a pretty smart guy, comes in and says hey, Mr. Speaker, … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on March 23, 2018 by

The Feast of Saint Ronnie: “Six decades of Republican overreach and corrosive causes have instead led to the rise of Donald Trump and a foreign policy run by John Bolton, an economy guided by Larry Kudlow and a legal team … Continue reading →

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Nancy Reagan Called, She’d Like Her War On Drugs Back

Posted on March 19, 2018 by

The return of Just Say Nyet. CBS: “Mr. Trump commends the DOJ’s action in prosecuting drug trafficking crimes, saying “If you break the law and illegally peddle these deadly poisons, we will find you, we will arrest you, and we … Continue reading →

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St. Ronnie Inducted into Labor Hall of Fame

Posted on March 3, 2018 by

Eiron, the goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: “For seven terms, Ronald Reagan served as president of the Screen Actors Guild of America, where he negotiated groundbreaking contracts providing fair payments, health insurance, and pension benefits to members. … Continue reading →

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