Category Archives: Feast of Saint Ronnie

Smoke ‘em If You Got ‘Em

Legalizing the wacky tobaccy is on the ballot in Arkansas, Maryland, Missouri, North Dakota, and South Dakota: Recreational marijuana could be legal in half the country if the handful of states with cannabis measures on ballots this November pass them. Arkansas, … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

I shouldn’t be shocked by this, but… Republican states are trying to use federal covid aid to cut taxes …More than a year after Congress approved a $1.9 trillion coronavirus relief package, Republicans in nearly two dozen states have ratcheted … Continue reading

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Lick Me: Nancy ‘Jaws’ Reagan Stamp Unveiled!

Just a little reminder that the guy on the right standing next to Louis DeJoy, honoring a notorious homophobe during Pride Month, is Fred Ryan, chairman of the board of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation and Institute AND PUBLISHER OF … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Postmaster General Louis DeJoy still walks amongst us, and decided to troll us by releasing in time for Pride Month: INBOX: @FLOTUS will unveil a new Nancy Reagan stamp on Monday pic.twitter.com/f8d1szHN9K — Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) June … Continue reading

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Now Playing

I plan to do some live shows this summer and fall. Just me and my guitar, singing my songs. If you wish to book a show, send email to Johnhinckleymanagement@gmail.com pic.twitter.com/vFYLBWh7vS — John Hinckley (@JohnHinckley20) April 6, 2022 Will he … Continue reading

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Some Happy Hour Stupid, Rand Paul?

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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The Feast of Saint Ronnie Continues

Since at least The Feast of Saint Ronnie, the US in general and Republicans in particular frame government spending as illegitimate giveaways, often to the undeserving who continue to disappoint them by the lack of their bootstraps up-pulling. Poverty is … Continue reading

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Takes One To Know One

Fascists Saint Ronnie is pinwheeling in his grave: “Viktor Orbán of Hungary truly loves his Country and wants safety for his people,” Trump said in a statement. “He has done a powerful and wonderful job in protecting Hungary, stopping illegal … Continue reading

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Principled Libertarians Principally On The Take

Alert Scissorhead Jimmy-T sends us this breaking news: NEW: Prager University Foundation, the Ayn Rand Institute, and Americans for Tax Reform Foundation – all of which have long criticized the idea of government “handouts” – saw increased contributions or net … Continue reading

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National Voter Registration Day

Yesterday was National Voter Registration Day, and you know what? This is pretty cool – Destiny, 30, registered for the first time today. NJ previously denied voting to people w/ convictions since 1844—when it limited voting to white men. Our … Continue reading

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