Category Archives: Fashion Week

Fashion Week, Continued!

And yes, gents, you must iron your jeans to have a crisp line before tucking them into your fake-fur boots. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Fashion Week, Continued!

My mom used to put my name on my clothes before camp, so I’m sure she’d approve… say, wait a minute, why is that lady wearing Charles’ panties? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bluegal)

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Fashion Week Continued!

That hair is worse than those jeans, and that’s sayin’ something. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Ivanka: ‘Steal This Look!’ (We’re Guessing)

“You too can have the same F*** Me pumps ($800) and little black cocktail dress ($2,000) from the Imperial Japan Collection as worn by Princess Ivanka!” Don't look at this photo. Trumpland says it's not supposed to go out. Don't … Continue reading

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Fashion Week Continued!

Yeah, she’s a playah! (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Fashion Week Continues!

OK, gents, this is what tout le monde will be wearing next summer, so get those shoulders toned! The Future is now!

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This Exists

Yes, you too can stun your friends and intimidate your enemies when you unzip and fill up your glass with a fine single-malt scotch with the Speakeasy secret front pocket boxer briefs.

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Fashion Week Continued

I’ll say. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Moeman)

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Fashion Week, Continued!

Not everyone can pull off this look, but it is all in the socks. Accessorize, people! It’s what separates us from the rest of the primates! Truth: my dad used to wear black shoes/socks with shorts. Used to pray that … Continue reading

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Fashion Week Continues!

It’s the look all of America is copying. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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