Category Archives: False Equivalencies

It’s Not Your Dad’s Oldsmobile GOP

The Death of the Media Every blogger in Left Bloggistan worth his ration of rum has been saying for years that the GOP created a monster with the Southern Strategy (thanks St. Ronnie!). Sure we’ve said it in different ways, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Presented by D’vorce D’spousa, documentarian fabulist, convicted felon, fired Y’all Qaeda business school dean, and would-be bigamist: When a black gay guy goes nuts and kills white people, is it safe to call it a DOUBLE hate crime? #VirginiaShooting reading

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As Miss Janet Jackson Once Sang…

Both Sides Redux “…what have you done for me lately?” Every good liberal worth their salt knew the moment that Steve Scalise’s (Republikkkan – LA) friendship with David Duke and other white supremacists was brought to the nation’s attention, that … Continue reading

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Get off the cross, we need the wood (part infinity)

Here we go again. The bakery in Oregon was on trial, not Xristian Xrazies. The law that the bakery broke was the public accommodations aspect of their non-discrimination law. If the bakery had refused to sell a cake to a … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“In December 1955, Rosa Parks took a stand against an unjust societal persecution of black people, and in December 2013, Robertson took a stand against persecution of Christians,” Bayne wrote in the email. “What Parks did was courageous.” Bayne added … Continue reading

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Does that make Bennie-the-Rat the Catholic Church’s Dubya?

The Death of the Media From Faux News: Pope Francis is the Catholic Church’s Obama – God help us Jeebus, people. *Pounds head on desk*

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Both Sides Don’t

Regular readers know that our sometimes mantra, “Both Sides Don’t” is generally ignored; the pontificating poltroons in our courtesan press continue to belch up false equivalences to try to appear non-biased. Our pal Driftglass has long said that the punditry … Continue reading

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They poured about a gallon of coffee into Noonan

…good thing she already had the whiskey to make Irish coffee: Why is this person on my electronic teevee machine? Honestly, Nooners, both sides are not at fault here. And remember this entire situation was engineered by the GOP. And … Continue reading

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The Five’s Festival of False Equivalency

The best worst-comment has to come from Chimpy’s former press secretary and exhibit A for banning Botox, Dana Perino: women need to make better choices. Which certainly is cold comfort to the family and friends of every woman who has … Continue reading

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The Afternoon Quote

“The only difference between the Klan and Planned Parenthood is that Planned Parenthood’s a lot slicker, a lot more polished. They’ve got a very Madison Avenue-type approach to their eugenics, but the goal is the same. The Ku Klux Klan … Continue reading

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