Category Archives: education

Junior Mints Schools Us

Hey guys, this one slipped past me the other night because I refused to watch the Mango-hued Shitgibbon perform his Greatest Hits Nostalgia Show in El Paso. Did you know that he had a warm-up act? It’s True! But it … Continue reading

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On school shootings, kids, and teachers.

Hi Scissorheads!  Remember me?  I was Tengrain’s Unindicted Co-Conspirator™ for several years, and gave up my status when I returned to full-time teaching.  Been lurking periodically, but now I am back for at least one day.  Thanks, Tengrain! I teach … Continue reading

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Bathroom Break!

Your Kind Cannot Pee Here Good Morning, Scissorheads! Hope your kids pee’ed before they left for school, because Betsy DeVos doesn’t want transkids to pee in school: “The Education Department has told BuzzFeed News it won’t investigate or take action … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, education, Theocrats, Transphobia, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments

Frank Luntz Puts Words in Betsy DeVos’ Own Stupid Mouth

We have not heard much from Betsy DeVos lately, and while clearly the most controversial and unqualified member of the Fourth Reich (walking termite buffet Mike Pence was the tie-breaking vote to confirm DeVos), we wondered why she wasn’t still … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio and the Invisible Hand

I was running through my open tabs when I found this Bloomberg article from earlier in the week, forgotten due to something happening in California. I’ll give you the short version first: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for … Continue reading

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There’s A Joke In Here Somewhere

During a House Education and Workforce Committee proceeding on Wednesday to reauthorize the nation’s elementary and secondary education law, Rep. Dave Brat (R-VA) said, “Socrates trained Plato in on a rock and then Plato trained in Aristotle roughly speaking on … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid, Or Two?

Ancient hate goblin pessary Phyllis Schlafly takes to the pages of World Nut Daily to propose NEW MATH ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES: Long ago when I went to college, campuses were about 70 percent male, and until 1970 it was still … Continue reading

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Here’s Your Cheese Sandwich With A Side of Stupid

In New Orleans, major school district closes traditional public schools for good As was long predicted, New Orleans will become the first major American city to not have any public schools. This is by design from the moment that Wingnuttia … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio: The Education Preznint

One-time savior of the GOP Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio who imploded when he tried to tackle imigration reform and the bigots and dunderheads of his party wanted his head on pike, is working on rehab’ing himself for the 2016 Goat … Continue reading

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Intelligent Design

Education in science will be opt-out in Missouri, if a bill requiring schools to notify parents if “the theory of evolution by natural selection” is being taught at their child’s school passes. Anyone wanna guess to what party the representative … Continue reading

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