Category Archives: education

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Axios breaking news is one of those chicken-or-the-egg things: The doors of public schools are swiftly slamming shut for many Americans ahead of this next school year. Los Angeles and San Diego are starting out online-only … Continue reading

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Stable Jenius: Schools are Important, Wants to Defund Them During Pandemic

Hey guys remember how all week Prznint Stupid has been pushing for schools to reopen so that parents have no excuse to stay home and can return to killing themselves so plutocrats can send their kids to ski in Courchevel. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, education, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 13 Comments

Back-to-School Guidance Fails Test

Last time on Dynasty, er, whatever… Pesident Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos (who’s currently being sued for trying to divert coronavirus relief funds from public schools to private schools,) threatened to cut funding from schools that don’t resume in-person … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, education, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 21 Comments

Classes Warfare!

The 4th Reich is demanding that K-12 schools to reopen in a raging pandemic, you know, as part of its learn to live with it campaign. Here’s infamous SAT-cheater Prznint Stupid making a well-reasoned case for reopening schools: SCHOOLS MUST … Continue reading

Posted in Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, Distancing, education, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 14 Comments

Junior Mints Schools Us

Hey guys, this one slipped past me the other night because I refused to watch the Mango-hued Shitgibbon perform his Greatest Hits Nostalgia Show in El Paso. Did you know that he had a warm-up act? It’s True! But it … Continue reading

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On school shootings, kids, and teachers.

Hi Scissorheads!  Remember me?  I was Tengrain’s Unindicted Co-Conspirator™ for several years, and gave up my status when I returned to full-time teaching.  Been lurking periodically, but now I am back for at least one day.  Thanks, Tengrain! I teach … Continue reading

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Bathroom Break!

Your Kind Cannot Pee Here Good Morning, Scissorheads! Hope your kids pee’ed before they left for school, because Betsy DeVos doesn’t want transkids to pee in school: “The Education Department has told BuzzFeed News it won’t investigate or take action … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Betsy 'Special Ed' DeVos, education, Theocrats, Transphobia, Y'all Qaeda, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 10 Comments

Frank Luntz Puts Words in Betsy DeVos’ Own Stupid Mouth

We have not heard much from Betsy DeVos lately, and while clearly the most controversial and unqualified member of the Fourth Reich (walking termite buffet Mike Pence was the tie-breaking vote to confirm DeVos), we wondered why she wasn’t still … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio and the Invisible Hand

I was running through my open tabs when I found this Bloomberg article from earlier in the week, forgotten due to something happening in California. I’ll give you the short version first: Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for … Continue reading

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There’s A Joke In Here Somewhere

During a House Education and Workforce Committee proceeding on Wednesday to reauthorize the nation’s elementary and secondary education law, Rep. Dave Brat (R-VA) said, “Socrates trained Plato in on a rock and then Plato trained in Aristotle roughly speaking on … Continue reading

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