Category Archives: Disasters

Michiganders Become Honorary Californians!

Now imagine you are a Michigander, you wake up and discover massive, biblical-style flooding from rains, local dams breaking, your city is under 9 feet of water, and you turn an anxious eye to Lord Damp Nut to see what … Continue reading

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While We Were Watching Impeachment, Comrade Trump Was Busy

Guys, while we were all watching Cheetolini getting impeached, he was working his usual white magic: Trump slashed Puerto Rico’s Medicaid money as part of budget deal President Donald Trump intervened to cut the federal government’s Medicaid funding for Puerto … Continue reading

Posted in Disasters, global climate change, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, Stephen Miller, Pee-Wee Goering, White Punks on Dope | 4 Comments

Fires in the News

Meanwhile, back in August: Russia Says Trump Offered To Help Putin Fight Forest Fires In Siberia President Trump spoke with President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday and offered U.S. help in fighting widespread forest fires raging in parts of Siberia, according … Continue reading

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Prznint Stupid Finally Remembers California is Burning, Throws Molotov Cocktail

Again with the raking. The Governor of California, @GavinNewsom, has done a terrible job of forest management. I told him from the first day we met that he must “clean” his forest floors regardless of what his bosses, the environmentalists, … Continue reading

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It Blows, Part Infinity

After Prznint Stupid finger-painted, er, Sharpie’d (is too a verb!) a chart showing Alabamastan in the path of Hurricane Dorian, the National Weather Service contradicted the big dum-dum, you know, to avoid having Possum Hollar (‘Bama edition) fill the ol’ … Continue reading

Posted in Disasters, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney, Wilbur Ross the Living Unisom | 10 Comments

It Blows, Part Infinity

The BS never stops. Just googling “sharpie gate” for shits and giggles brings us: AP: Mr Never Wrong: Storm spat underscores Trump’s mindset Politico: “The short arc of a Sharpie captures the long arc of Trump” Media Matters: Fox News’ … Continue reading

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Hurricane Dorian Update

AP: “Hurricane Dorian, back to a Category 3 storm, began raking the Southeast U.S. seaboard early Thursday, left tens of thousands without power as it threatened to inundate low-lying coasts from Georgia to Virginia with a life-threatening storm surge after … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Rick Wiles ordered Hurricane Dorian away from Florida and it obeyed. pic.twitter.com/yqZd07usrJ — Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) September 4, 2019 Gee, Rick, I guess you and Weather Warrior/Prophet Kat Kerr need to duke this one out. … Continue reading

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Comrade Stupid Has Never Heard of Cat. 5 Hurricanes for the 4th Time!

The eye of #Dorian pic.twitter.com/XN29zC46IP — Garrett Black (@GBlack22wx) September 1, 2019 Hurricane Dorian clobbered the northern Bahamas, a Category 5 hurrican with 200-mph winds ripping off roofs and tearing down power lines as people evacuated to schools, churches and … Continue reading

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Remember FL: Prznint Stupid Stole FEMA’s Budget to Build His Wall

First, the latest news on Hurricane Dorian: “Hurricane Dorian has gained fearsome new muscle as an “extremely dangerous” Category 4 storm, bearing down on the northwestern Bahamas early Saturday en route to Florida’s east coast. “Millions of people in Florida, … Continue reading

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