Category Archives: Disasters

Lord Damp Nut To Donate Cleaning Supplies To East Palestine, OH

Posted on February 22, 2023 by tengrain

He was such a comfort to Puerto Rico, I can see why his campaign wants to remind us by sending him to the train wreck: EXCLUSIVE: Former President Trump will travel to East Palestine, Ohio Wednesday and is set to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Disasters, Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 30, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News It’s Axios, so all the enigmatic bullets and other weird formatting is totally theirs: Goldman Sachs estimates 750K households face eviction after moratorium ends A new report from Goldman Sachs released Sunday estimates that about 750,000 households … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Disasters, Pandemics, Rat Bastards | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 28, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News   Sweet Jeebus: Moving the goalposts all the way to heaven 😇 pic.twitter.com/yEHbRRCsG6 — Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) August 28, 2021 That is not faith, that is the very definition of Giving Up. (Hat tip: … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Jump for Jeebus, Pandemics, Rapture-a-thon, Science, Vaccine, Xenophobia | 20 Comments

Against It Before He Was For It, Part Infinity

Posted on October 16, 2020 by tengrain

Lord Damp Nut has done it again! “The Trump administration earlier Friday declined to issue an emergency declaration for California that would make hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funding available for areas devastated by the Creek Fire and … Continue reading →

Posted in Disasters, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, snark | 6 Comments

‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Posted on September 18, 2020 by tengrain

Three years and an up-coming election later: Trump administration announces $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico The Trump administration on Friday announced $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico to help with rebuilding in the aftermath of … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Disasters, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows | 5 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served

Posted on September 14, 2020 by tengrain

Guys, remember when we predicted that Lord Damp Nut was going to lecture California (and the west) about Forest Management? I’m giving us a bowl of claim chowder: “When trees fall down after a short period of time — about … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Disasters, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 11, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Briefs CNN: QAnon fans spread fake claims about real fires in Oregon You’ll never guess who they are blaming! “Authorities in Oregon are pleading with the public to only trust and share information verified by official sources … Continue reading →

Posted in Disasters, Q-spiracy, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

Trump to Survey Hurricane Damage, Haven’t They Suffered Enough?

Posted on August 29, 2020 by tengrain

Noted meteorologist Lord Damp Nut is leaving the White House for a trip to Lake Charles, La., and Orange, Texas, to survey storm damage. So, golf Sunday? And just for gits and shiggles, here’s a sampling of headlines from the … Continue reading →

Posted in Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments

Stable Genius Blows, cont.

Posted on August 28, 2020 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember that time when Prznint Stupid robbed FEMA’s Disaster Relief Fund to pay for a half-assed unemployment benefit almost nobody can use? Trump Looted $44 Billion From FEMA’s Disaster Relief Fund in the Middle of a Record-Setting Hurricane … Continue reading →

Posted in Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 5 Comments

Make America Rake Again, Part Infinity

Posted on August 22, 2020 by tengrain

Sweet Jeebus with a leaf blower, Lord Damp Nut is again threatening to withhold disaster aid to California, because they didn’t listen to his advice and rake the forests: To be clear, Trump is still annoyed that California won't listen … Continue reading →

Posted in Disasters, Global Climate Crisis, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 14 Comments