Category Archives: Disasters

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s Axios, so all the enigmatic bullets and other weird formatting is totally theirs: Goldman Sachs estimates 750K households face eviction after moratorium ends A new report from Goldman Sachs released Sunday estimates that about 750,000 households … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News   Sweet Jeebus: Moving the goalposts all the way to heaven 😇 pic.twitter.com/yEHbRRCsG6 — Erin And A Half Ryan (@morninggloria) August 28, 2021 That is not faith, that is the very definition of Giving Up. (Hat tip: … Continue reading

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Against It Before He Was For It, Part Infinity

Lord Damp Nut has done it again! “The Trump administration earlier Friday declined to issue an emergency declaration for California that would make hundreds of millions of dollars in federal funding available for areas devastated by the Creek Fire and … Continue reading

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‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Three years and an up-coming election later: Trump administration announces $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico The Trump administration on Friday announced $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico to help with rebuilding in the aftermath of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Disasters, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows | 5 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served

Guys, remember when we predicted that Lord Damp Nut was going to lecture California (and the west) about Forest Management? I’m giving us a bowl of claim chowder: “When trees fall down after a short period of time — about … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs CNN: QAnon fans spread fake claims about real fires in Oregon You’ll never guess who they are blaming! “Authorities in Oregon are pleading with the public to only trust and share information verified by official sources … Continue reading

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Trump to Survey Hurricane Damage, Haven’t They Suffered Enough?

Noted meteorologist Lord Damp Nut is leaving the White House for a trip to Lake Charles, La., and Orange, Texas, to survey storm damage. So, golf Sunday? And just for gits and shiggles, here’s a sampling of headlines from the … Continue reading

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Stable Genius Blows, cont.

Hey guys, remember that time when Prznint Stupid robbed FEMA’s Disaster Relief Fund to pay for a half-assed unemployment benefit almost nobody can use? Trump Looted $44 Billion From FEMA’s Disaster Relief Fund in the Middle of a Record-Setting Hurricane … Continue reading

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Make America Rake Again, Part Infinity

Sweet Jeebus with a leaf blower, Lord Damp Nut is again threatening to withhold disaster aid to California, because they didn’t listen to his advice and rake the forests: To be clear, Trump is still annoyed that California won't listen … Continue reading

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Michiganders Become Honorary Californians!

Now imagine you are a Michigander, you wake up and discover massive, biblical-style flooding from rains, local dams breaking, your city is under 9 feet of water, and you turn an anxious eye to Lord Damp Nut to see what … Continue reading

Posted in Disasters, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Raggedy Anthrax Kayleigh McEnany, Shelter-in-Place | 13 Comments