Category Archives: The Kenyan Usurper

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 2, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has found a way to blame the Kenyan Usurper for Chief Justice Roberts not striking down Obamacare, because… something something something… HIS ADOPTED CHILDREN!!1! WK UP!!!! IT GOES … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 8, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Long-time conspiracy theorist Cliff Kincaid is going to have a Little Kremlin-On-The-Potomac conspiracy theory conference at the National Press Club on… wait for it… CONSPIRACY!!1! The public policy group America’s Survival, Inc. headed by veteran journalist … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Posted on January 17, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs The Xristian Xrazies say goodbye to President Obama: Thanks @BarackObama for a sleazy eight years. Don't let the door hit you on the way out 🙂 #babykiller #uncletom — Randall Terry (@randallterry) January 17, 2017 This … Continue reading →

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The Morning Quote

Posted on July 29, 2015 by

Wingnuttia heads to explode in 3… 2… 1… “I actually think I’m a pretty good President. I think if I ran, I could win. But I can’t,” Obama ad-libbed during a speech in Ethiopia. “There’s a lot that I’d like … Continue reading →

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My Little Brony

Posted on July 9, 2014 by
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You know, he has pretty good timing

Posted on May 4, 2014 by

There’s a little bit of Johnny Carson in his delivery. And I have to admit I laughed at his Boehner joke. But in general, I think that trade shows should not be televised.

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What Charlie Said X10

Posted on March 27, 2014 by

Brother Pierce nails it: In merciful brief, the president attempted to explain to the world why the self-destructive and mendacious decision of the United States to engage in aggressive war in Iraq in contravention of god alone knows how many … Continue reading →

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State of the Union Address

Posted on January 28, 2014 by

I’m not live Tweeting it, or listening to it even. I’ll read the transcript later (if that). I’ve already made plans and I see no reason to change them for The Carbear’s Kabuki Theater. I’ll check in later, and if … Continue reading →

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If you missed it…

Posted on September 15, 2013 by

ABC has the full transcript of the interview with President Carebear from This Week with a Greek Dwarf. The part on Syria is actually pretty fascinating and slaughters the claim that Putin saved his ass: GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And you’re- and … Continue reading →

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Eleventy-seven Dimensional Chess

Posted on August 31, 2013 by

Well, even I gotta give Preznint Carebear some props for not shooting himself in the other Syrian foot, so to speak: President Obama announced Saturday that he’s seeking congressional authorization for a limited military strike against Syria over the Bashar … Continue reading →

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