Category Archives: The Kenyan Usurper

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein has found a way to blame the Kenyan Usurper for Chief Justice Roberts not striking down Obamacare, because… something something something… HIS ADOPTED CHILDREN!!1! WK UP!!!! IT GOES … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Long-time conspiracy theorist Cliff Kincaid is going to have a Little Kremlin-On-The-Potomac conspiracy theory conference at the National Press Club on… wait for it… CONSPIRACY!!1! The public policy group America’s Survival, Inc. headed by veteran journalist … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs The Xristian Xrazies say goodbye to President Obama: Thanks @BarackObama for a sleazy eight years. Don't let the door hit you on the way out 🙂 #babykiller #uncletom — Randall Terry (@randallterry) January 17, 2017 This … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

Wingnuttia heads to explode in 3… 2… 1… “I actually think I’m a pretty good President. I think if I ran, I could win. But I can’t,” Obama ad-libbed during a speech in Ethiopia. “There’s a lot that I’d like … Continue reading

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My Little Brony

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You know, he has pretty good timing

There’s a little bit of Johnny Carson in his delivery. And I have to admit I laughed at his Boehner joke. But in general, I think that trade shows should not be televised.

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What Charlie Said X10

Brother Pierce nails it: In merciful brief, the president attempted to explain to the world why the self-destructive and mendacious decision of the United States to engage in aggressive war in Iraq in contravention of god alone knows how many … Continue reading

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State of the Union Address

I’m not live Tweeting it, or listening to it even. I’ll read the transcript later (if that). I’ve already made plans and I see no reason to change them for The Carbear’s Kabuki Theater. I’ll check in later, and if … Continue reading

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If you missed it…

ABC has the full transcript of the interview with President Carebear from This Week with a Greek Dwarf. The part on Syria is actually pretty fascinating and slaughters the claim that Putin saved his ass: GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And you’re- and … Continue reading

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Eleventy-seven Dimensional Chess

Well, even I gotta give Preznint Carebear some props for not shooting himself in the other Syrian foot, so to speak: President Obama announced Saturday that he’s seeking congressional authorization for a limited military strike against Syria over the Bashar … Continue reading

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