Category Archives: The Kenyan Usurper

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Hair Füror —sensing that he is losing his grasp on Possum Hollar, what with losing the California recall election— returns to the urtext of his entire political career and blames [checks notes] The Kenyan Usurper: "Obama is probably running the … Continue reading

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Politico Outdid Themselves Again

Leading the news at DC’s premier gossip rag, Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie is the breaking news —above the fold!— The Kenyan Usurper has ruined parties in DC. We are totally not making this up: … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two

We finally now know why we are in the 4th Wave of the Trump-Virus: IT’S  THE  KENYAN  USURPER’S  FAULT!!!1! Sen. John Kennedy claims Obama scaling back his birthday party isn't good enough — he needs to cancel it altogether (because, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Obama had a rally today, and here’s the best line: “What’s his closing argument? That people are too focused on COVID. He said this at one of his rallies —’COVID, COVID, COVID,’ he’s complaining. He’s jealous of … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man

Obama: "We will not have a POTUS who threatens people with jail for just criticizing him. That is not normal behavior, Florida. You would not tolerate it from a coworker … 'Florida man' wouldn't even do this stuff. Why are … Continue reading

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PSA

If you have not listened to President Obama’s rally last night in Pennsylvania, Crooks and Liars has it. And no lie: it’s worth the half-hour to listen to it.

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Pathetic Man is Pathetic

CNN might have the story of the day. I honestly don’t have words for this: (CNN)Before Donald Trump ever sought the Oval Office, he was preoccupied by its occupant President Barack Obama, publicly questioning his birthplace and privately describing him … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Every night of the Democratic National Un-Convention has had a delight, and last night’s delight was red meat. The gloves came off from the get-go, and if you watched it, you also know that it skewed more than a little … Continue reading

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The Laddie Doth Protest Too Much

Here we go again, he’s justifying his own golf habit (at least weekly) by saying that the Black President played more and longer: I know many in business and politics that work out endlessly, in some cases to a point … Continue reading

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The Trump Virus Is Still Raging

How do we know? Well, Larry Kudlow says: “There is no second wave coming. It’s just hot spots. They send in CDC teams, we’ve got the testing procedures, we’ve got the diagnostics, we’ve got the PPE,” he said. …so we … Continue reading

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