Category Archives: dim-o-crats

Sexism is the New Birtherism

There’s a lot of interesting stuff here, but the big obvious take is that Hillary Clinton will face sexism the way he faced birtherism: Sam interviews @POTUS in the Wicked Wing of the West. #SamanthaBee pic.twitter.com/1nCnJj0iVg — Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) … Continue reading

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And Where Are They Now?

The Hill: Marco Rubio was boo’ed off stage at Calle Orange, a Puerto Rican-themed festival, on Sunday when some in the crowd started booing, NPR reported. The jeering got louder as the Cuban-American senator, seeking reelection after dropping his presidential bid earlier … Continue reading

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Friday Morning Bonus: This Exists

Yes, you too can proudly wear this Nasty Woman tee-shirt to the polls to vote for Hillary Clinton, and the proceeds goes to Planned Parenthood! A double-win! Thanks Teen-Vogue!

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Old Man Yells At Cloud – UPDATED

“I promise you that we will be united against any Supreme Court nominee that Hillary Clinton, if she were president, would put up. I promise you. This is where we need the majority.” –Grandpa Walnuts, the man who inflicted Mooselini … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Grandpa Walnuts, Hillary Clinton, sexism, Terrible Human Beings, War on Women | 12 Comments

He Seems Nice (Part Infinity)

Sweet Jeebus, dude thinks that “taking out” Hillary Clinton would be patriotic: Trump supporter at rally says "Hillary needs to be taken out" Watch: https://t.co/vwicB9i7vo — Jason Morrell (@CNNJason) October 17, 2016 …and I don’t think he means for drinks, … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, snark | 7 Comments

About Last Night… (UPDATED)

If you thought that the Republicans had nominated a bloated Oompa-Loompa who smells like Tic Tacs and breathes like Darth Vader, you had cause. Donald Trump came to the debate with another distracting “sniffle.” In fact it was so distracting … Continue reading

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About Last Night… UPDATED

A debate between vice-presidential candidates is like one of the ghosts from a Dickens story: what does this actually mean? Vice Presidents generally sit about the place gathering dust and inquire once daily about the health of the president and … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Mike 'Fat Termite' Pence, Tim Kaine | 8 Comments

Because We Love A Good Apology

The Indiana dude who created a parade float depicting Hillary Clinton being executed by electric chair has regrets, sort of: Frank Linkmeyer says he didn’t mean to offend anyone and was just having fun. But not everyone in Aurora is … Continue reading

Posted in Hair Führer Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Mike 'Fat Termite' Pence | 10 Comments

Get Your Claim Chowder While It’s Hot!

First we have Hair Furer’s super fiend, er friend, Roger Stone, petting his white cat and declaring that WikiLeaks is about to destroy Clinton: Wednesday@HillaryClinton is done. #Wikileaks. — Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) October 2, 2016 …and then we have Julian … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Noted drama queen World Nut Daily founder Joseph Farah wants us to know that if Hillary Clinton wins the 2016 Goat Rodeo, well, there will be no more United States: AMERICA’S LAST ELECTION? And furthermore, he … Continue reading

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