Category Archives: Nancy Pelosi

Always Gracious

Posted on March 28, 2020 by

Lord Damp Nut did NOT invite any of the Democrats to the signing ceremony for the COVID-19 relief bill.

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Happy Birthday Nancy Pelosi

Posted on March 26, 2020 by

Our hero turns 80 today. Amazing.

Posted in Happy Birthday, Heroes, Nancy Pelosi | 5 Comments

Bannon: ‘She’s an assassin’

Posted on January 17, 2020 by

This little book blurb from “A Very Stable Genius,” by WaPo’s Phil Rucker and Carol Leonnig, out Tuesday  is featured in this morning’s Axios email thingie: The night of January 23 [2017], the first Monday of his presidency, Trump came … Continue reading →

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Steve Bannon | 4 Comments

Putin’s Man in DC, Redoux

Posted on January 15, 2020 by

Nancy Pelosi —speaking at a closed-door meeting of her caucus — reportedly tore amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch a new hole, charging that he’s acting like a rogue leader. (Fact check: TRUE!) Unnamed sources later told CNN that Pelosi then “mused that sometimes she … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Pooty-Poot Putin | 2 Comments

Pelosi Gets More Ammo

Posted on January 14, 2020 by

Nancy Pelosi has new ammo as she urges the Senate Republicans to include witnesses and documents in Impeached Prznint Stupid’s trial — a treasure trove of text messages turned over by the former bidness partner of Wrong-Again Rudy (Comrade Stupid’s … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Wrong-Again Rudy | 5 Comments

(UPDATED) Time Is On Her Side

Posted on January 10, 2020 by

We’ve maintained that Pelosi’s waiting to turn over the Articles of Impeachment has been a 2020 tactical decision, and this Pelosi quote in Time Magazine supports our theory: “Somebody said to me today that he may not even take up … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Nancy Pelosi

Comrade Stupid Doesn’t Know San Francisco or California

Posted on December 26, 2019 by

Oh, FFS: Why should Crazy Nancy Pelosi, just because she has a slight majority in the House, be allowed to Impeach the President of the United States? Got ZERO Republican votes, there was no crime, the call with Ukraine was … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 7 Comments

Weaponized Pelosi is the Best Pelosi

Posted on December 24, 2019 by

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… “House counsel suggests Trump could be impeached again” “The House is open to the prospect of impeaching President Donald Trump a second time, lawyers for the Judiciary Committee said Monday. “House … Continue reading →

Posted in ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine) | 7 Comments

#MoscowMitch Admits Pelosi Won Round 1!

Posted on December 23, 2019 by

On Petunia and Pals this morning via Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie, and hell yeah, the emphasis is mine: MCCONNELL was asked if he had spoken to Schumer: “Yeah, before we left town. Look, we’re at … Continue reading →

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, ITMFA, Nancy Pelosi | 3 Comments

Tweet, Twit, Twat

Posted on December 21, 2019 by

Legal scholar and noted stable genius Comrade Stupid is auditioning a novel new legal defense: Nancy Pelosi is looking for a Quid Pro Quo with the Senate. Why aren’t we Impeaching her? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 20, 2019 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Twitter | 9 Comments