Category Archives: Nancy Pelosi

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News 2021 told 2020 to hold its beer: “If in fact it is found that members of Congress were accomplices to this insurrection, if they aided and abetted the crime, there may have to be actions taken beyond … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, that didn’t take long: SCOOP from @tomlobianco: Pence opposes 25th Amendment efforts to remove Trump following Capitol riot, VP advisors tell Insider https://t.co/qlOzgzQgM4 — Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) January 7, 2021 OK Chuck and Nancy, he double-god … Continue reading

Posted in 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Chuck Schumer, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi | 12 Comments

Speculating Wildly

This morning, the gossiping middle school hall monitors at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (that Charlie!) breathlessly speculate on Nancy Pelosi and her eventual replacement: AND SO IT BEGINS…Pelosi this week won the gavel for perhaps the final time of … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Nancy Pelosi, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 10 Comments

Republicans Have A New Kobayashi Maru Test

Prznint Stupid probably did not know that he was handing Nancy Pelosi a weapon when he held the multiple bills hostage, but he did. House to vote on increasing stimulus payments to $2,000 per person And so here is the … Continue reading

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Press Ask Pelosi To Fix #MoscowMitch

It always amazes me how our Failed Political Press demands that Democrats concede ground to appease Republicans, but never suggest radical Republicans change anything. Politico (emphasis mine): “One way or another we’ll get [a Trump-Virus Relief Bill] done,” Pelosi told … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

Pelosi is Always Thinking Ahead

This might be inside baseball, but damn – TBotP email thingie is giving us some real-time preparation for a major merde-show to come: TO GIVE A SENSE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY CRAZY this election is shaping up to be, Speaker NANCY … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden | 4 Comments

BREAKING: Pelosi Is Calling Back The House into Session

Breaking: @SpeakerPelosi says she’s calling the House back into session this week to vote on USPS legislation — Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 16, 2020 I’m filing this under Claim Chowder: We called it!

Posted in Claim Chowder, Nancy Pelosi, Save the USPS | 10 Comments

Trump-Virus Relief State-of-Play

If you need a reminder, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was not involved in any of the negotiations for a relief bill, and Republican Senators have been saying for weeks that probably 20 or so of their ranks would not vote … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Steve 'Living Typo' Mnunchin | 4 Comments

Pelosi Updates Her Quote-of-the-Morning!

“The light at the end of the tunnel may be the freight train of the virus.” But wait! There’s more: JIM CRAMER: “Can we give a huge chunk of money to the people who are disenfranchised? To minorities who want … Continue reading

Posted in Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 6 Comments

Nancy Pelosi Has A Strategy

Republicans have pressured Prznint Stupid to abandoned his totally bananas suggestion that the election be delayed indefinitely. Well, mostly. He never completely abandons anything his gut tells him to do. Anyway, Hair Füror, in all his fascist glory, has decidered’ed … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 7 Comments