Category Archives: Nancy Pelosi

The Quotable Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is such a boss: Asked about McCarthy’s comments in opposition [ed -Brian Monahan, the Capitol physician, instituted a new mask mandate for the lower chamber late Tuesday night], Pelosi blasted the GOP leader. “He’s such a moron,” she said. Pelosi … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Mein Pillow Guy, billionaire Mike Lindell went on Steve Bannon’s show to let us know that when he presents his evidence at his symposium, well, the Russian Usurper will be reinstalled as przninit (or something): Got that? After the U.S. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Kamala Harris, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Q-spiracy, The Big Lie | 11 Comments

Jan. 6 Commission Gets Another Republican

Nancy Smash has invited Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R- IL) to join the Insurrection Commission investigating the January 6 Stupid Coup. And not surprisingly, he accepted. Kinzinger probably figures that Hair Füror is going to nuke him in 2022 anyway, so … Continue reading

Posted in Liz Cheney, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, snark, The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

The Stupid Coup Will Be Investigated

Guys, The Stupid Coup will be investigated! Pay attention to Sec. 2 of the resolution as this is where the play really starts: SEC. 2. COMPOSITION. (a) APPOINTMENT OF MEMBERS.—The Speaker shall appoint 13 Members to the Select Committee, 5 … Continue reading

Posted in Gym Jordan, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nancy Pelosi, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 17 Comments

Nancy Smash is Twisting Blue Dog Senators’ Arms

This is how you do it: NEW – Per 2 Dem aides: Pelosi told members on Whip call today that the House will not pass the bipartisan infrastructure bill unless the Senate also sends over a budget resolution with elements … Continue reading

Posted in Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden | 4 Comments

Pelosi Drops Hammer on Republicans

LET’S DO THIS! https://t.co/SoClUgd3rS — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) June 22, 2021 UPDATE 1: Axios Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told the House Steering and Policy Committee Tuesday night that she will appoint a select committee to investigate the Jan. 6 … Continue reading

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Investigating the Stupid Coup Hits A Roadblock

Nancy Pelosi is still looking for Joe Manchin’s 10 good GQPers willing to investigate themselves before a select committee to investigate the January 6 Stupid Coup. Pelosi told group of us “no” she has NOT made a decision yet on … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

Guys did you know that President Handsome Joe Biden addressed both houses of Congress last night? It’s true! (You can watch it here, or read the transcript here.) President Biden began by acknowledging that for the first time ever there are … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Gym Jordan, Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, President Handsome Joe Biden, Rep. Lauren Boebert | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

It wasn’t a riot, it was a love-fest: Trump called in to Fox News after his CPAC speech and was asked by Steve Hilton about his response to the January 6 insurrection. He tried to shift blame to Pelosi before … Continue reading

Posted in Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Lying Assweasles, Lying Liars Who Lie, Nancy Pelosi, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News 2021 told 2020 to hold its beer: “If in fact it is found that members of Congress were accomplices to this insurrection, if they aided and abetted the crime, there may have to be actions taken beyond … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Nancy Pelosi, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments