Category Archives: Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is Always Thinking Ahead

This might be inside baseball, but damn – TBotP email thingie is giving us some real-time preparation for a major merde-show to come: TO GIVE A SENSE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY CRAZY this election is shaping up to be, Speaker NANCY … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 4 Comments

BREAKING: Pelosi Is Calling Back The House into Session

Breaking: @SpeakerPelosi says she’s calling the House back into session this week to vote on USPS legislation — Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 16, 2020 I’m filing this under Claim Chowder: We called it!

Posted in Claim Chowder, Nancy Pelosi, Save the USPS | 10 Comments

Trump-Virus Relief State-of-Play

If you need a reminder, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was not involved in any of the negotiations for a relief bill, and Republican Senators have been saying for weeks that probably 20 or so of their ranks would not vote … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Steve 'Living Typo' Mnunchin | 4 Comments

Pelosi Updates Her Quote-of-the-Morning!

“The light at the end of the tunnel may be the freight train of the virus.” But wait! There’s more: JIM CRAMER: “Can we give a huge chunk of money to the people who are disenfranchised? To minorities who want … Continue reading

Posted in Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 6 Comments

Nancy Pelosi Has A Strategy

Republicans have pressured Prznint Stupid to abandoned his totally bananas suggestion that the election be delayed indefinitely. Well, mostly. He never completely abandons anything his gut tells him to do. Anyway, Hair Füror, in all his fascist glory, has decidered’ed … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Thank You, Nancy Pelosi

Earlier today, @SpeakerPelosi announced that in observance of #Juneteenth she has directed the Clerk of the House to remove the portraits of four previous Speakers of the House who served in the Confederacy. Here's a clip of two of those … Continue reading

Posted in Juneteenth, Nancy Pelosi, Racism | 4 Comments

Weaponized Pelosi Is The Best Pelosi

“As far as the president is concerned, he’s our president and I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, hydroxychloroquine, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 15 Comments

Stimulate This

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us that the House stimulus bill could be out as early as this evening. So… what’s in it? — SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI’S HOUSE is not officially coming back yet. They … Continue reading

Posted in Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 4 Comments

Always Gracious

Lord Damp Nut did NOT invite any of the Democrats to the signing ceremony for the COVID-19 relief bill.

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Happy Birthday Nancy Pelosi

Our hero turns 80 today. Amazing.

Posted in Happy Birthday, Heroes, Nancy Pelosi | 5 Comments