Category Archives: Chuck Schumer

How/Why to Change Senate Rules.

Because a Scissorhead asked in email… and I figured that if one person asked at least 10 others wanted to ask but felt shy: I’d be lying to you if I told you I understood the arcane Senate Rules (how … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, dim-o-crats, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, that didn’t take long: SCOOP from @tomlobianco: Pence opposes 25th Amendment efforts to remove Trump following Capitol riot, VP advisors tell Insider https://t.co/qlOzgzQgM4 — Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) January 7, 2021 OK Chuck and Nancy, he double-god … Continue reading

Posted in 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Chuck Schumer, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi | 12 Comments

Trump-Virus Relief State-of-Play

If you need a reminder, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell was not involved in any of the negotiations for a relief bill, and Republican Senators have been saying for weeks that probably 20 or so of their ranks would not vote … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, Steve 'Living Typo' Mnunchin | 4 Comments

Schumer to Trump: Checkmate, Stupid!

I’m not much of a fan of Chuck Schumer (as everyone probably knows), but I think he did something clever here: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer is planning to push for a provision in the next coronavirus package that would … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 13 Comments

Always Gracious

Lord Damp Nut did NOT invite any of the Democrats to the signing ceremony for the COVID-19 relief bill.

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Well-Played, Chuck!

It looks like amply be-chinned #MoscowMitch has fallen for Chuck Schumer’s gambit: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) dismissed Minority Leader Chuck Schumer’s (D-N.Y.) call to have four White House witnesses testify in the Senate’s likely impeachment trial, arguing that … Continue reading

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Georgia On Our Minds

Senator Jonny Isakson (R-GA) has Parkinson’s disease and has announced that he will be resigning from the Senate at the end of this year.We wish Sen. Isakson well, as we wish everyone with Parkinson’s well, even Republicans. So here’s how … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Georgeduh, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

Infrastructure Week/Weak, Again?!

Prznint Stupid met with Chuck-and-Nancy in what both sides called a productive discussion about a comprehensive, $2T Amero infrastructure package to repair and improve the nation’s roads, bridges and broadband networks. Almost everyone loves the idea (the guys at the … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 4 Comments

UPDATED: About Yesterday…

Prznint Stupid, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi held a 15-minute boxing match in the Oval Office, as Walking Termite Buffett Mike Pence watched in silence and became a meme as Mother Pence would not approve of him talking to a woman. Also, the … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck Schumer, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mansplaining, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi, snark | 11 Comments

Will the Dims Get Rolled Again? Some Say No!

I found this post at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) strangely encouraging: “Donald Trump’s meeting Tuesday with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer may go a long way toward determining whether the government enters a partial shutdown before Christmas. … Continue reading

Posted in Chuck Schumer, dim-o-crats, Nancy Pelosi | 3 Comments