Category Archives: dim-o-crats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News 2021 told 2020 to hold its beer: “If in fact it is found that members of Congress were accomplices to this insurrection, if they aided and abetted the crime, there may have to be actions taken beyond … Continue reading

Posted in Insurrection, Nancy Pelosi, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

The Future’s So Bright, We’re Gonna Need Shades

Our Pals over at Electoral-Vote give us some good news about President-elect Handsome Joe Biden’s economic plans: It is called the “American Rescue Plan,” and it is only the first step in beating back the twin threats. The plan has … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, President Handsome Joe Biden, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 13 Comments

Bat Manchin Begins

King-makers Sen. Joe Manchin says he’d ‘absolutely’ oppose Biden’s stimulus checks, then swiftly walks it back after stocks tank I’m not sure Manchin as king-maker should count as claim chowder, but it totally is proof that he’s gonna be a … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Joe Manchin, Traitor Joe | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, that didn’t take long: SCOOP from @tomlobianco: Pence opposes 25th Amendment efforts to remove Trump following Capitol riot, VP advisors tell Insider https://t.co/qlOzgzQgM4 — Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) January 7, 2021 OK Chuck and Nancy, he double-god … Continue reading

Posted in 25th Amendment, 4th Reich, Chuck Schumer, ITMFA, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mike Pence, the Walking Termite Buffet, Nancy Pelosi | 12 Comments

Speculating Wildly

This morning, the gossiping middle school hall monitors at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (that Charlie!) breathlessly speculate on Nancy Pelosi and her eventual replacement: AND SO IT BEGINS…Pelosi this week won the gavel for perhaps the final time of … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Nancy Pelosi, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The HuffPo alerts us to something we already know: Republicans are assholes: “Most voters are pessimistic about the prospects for bipartisanship under the new Biden administration, according to a new HuffPost/YouGov survey. ” No duh, really? “The results are a … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, NeoCons, The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

Republicans Have A New Kobayashi Maru Test

Prznint Stupid probably did not know that he was handing Nancy Pelosi a weapon when he held the multiple bills hostage, but he did. House to vote on increasing stimulus payments to $2,000 per person And so here is the … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 6 Comments

Press Ask Pelosi To Fix #MoscowMitch

It always amazes me how our Failed Political Press demands that Democrats concede ground to appease Republicans, but never suggest radical Republicans change anything. Politico (emphasis mine): “One way or another we’ll get [a Trump-Virus Relief Bill] done,” Pelosi told … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Our Failed Political Press, Pandemics, Wingnuttia | 13 Comments

The Press Loves The Dems Circular Firing Squad

Only the Dims could win a cycle and blame themselves for losing, but our failed political press loves those Democrats in Disarray stories bestest of all. Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email is all over this: AUTOPSY … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, dim-o-crats, Our Failed Political Press, Tiger Beat on the Potomac | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Obama had a rally today, and here’s the best line: “What’s his closing argument? That people are too focused on COVID. He said this at one of his rallies —’COVID, COVID, COVID,’ he’s complaining. He’s jealous of … Continue reading

Posted in Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Kenyan Usurper | 5 Comments