Category Archives: dim-o-crats

Floriduh Man for the Win!

Posted on June 11, 2019 by

We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Florida, ITMFA, Matt Gaetz | 6 Comments

Breaking: White House Obstructs Congress AGAIN!

Posted on June 4, 2019 by

CNN: “The White House has directed former officials Hope Hicks and Annie Donaldson not to turn over any documents to the House Judiciary Committee relating to their time at the White House, according to two sources familiar with the matter. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Mick 'Pay-to-Play' Mulvaney | 9 Comments

Remember when Paul Ryan mimed washing an already-clean dish?

Posted on June 2, 2019 by

This is pretty great: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) works behind the bar at The Queensboro, a restaurant in Queens, to raise awareness for One Fair Wage, which aims to increase the federal minimum wage for tipped workers. AOC is a … Continue reading →

Posted in AOC | 6 Comments

Captain Queeg Looks Askance At Extremely Stable Genius

Posted on May 24, 2019 by

Comrade Stupid just made the first rent payment to Nancy Pelosi who is now living in his head: Here is a 7+ minute video, from ABC, of Trump calling on multiple senior aides to defend him and vouch for his … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 8 Comments

Weaponized Pelosi Shade is the Best Shade

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

This is how you do it, this is grade A shade, Scissorheads. I bet right now, there is a high-pitched scream coming from the oval office, the kind that only dogs can hear.

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 9 Comments

Stable Genius Has Bad Infrastructure Week. Who Coulda Known?!

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

Hey guys, did you know that the Democrats have requested a ton of documents from The Russian Usurper, including financial information held by his longtime accountants Mazars USA and money-launderer, er, Deutsch Bank and his tax returns from the Treasury … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 7 Comments

Breaking: ‘It’s a Cover-Up’ — Pelosi

Posted on May 22, 2019 by

“It was a very positive meeting, a respectful sharing of ideas. And I think a very impressive presentation by our chairs. We do believe it is important to follow the facts, that no one is above the law, including the … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, ITMFA, Nancy Pelosi | 10 Comments

Noted Tax Cheat Already Admitted Bigly Losses

Posted on May 9, 2019 by

During the 2016 Goat Rodeo, Hillary Clinton mentioned that the noted tax cheat and peddler of Sharper Image Trump Steaks, real-estate developer Candidate Stupid had probably paid no income tax in the decades following 1995, when he declared a $916 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Hillary Clinton, Tax Cheat, tax reform | 7 Comments

Take THAT, Congress!

Posted on May 9, 2019 by

Prznint Stupid did something pro-active by declaring that the Mueller Report is covered by executive privilege, so Congress can’t see it. Take that, Congress! Oh, the pro-active part? Trump’s order was issued Wednesday morning, just before the House Judiciary Committee began … Continue reading →

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, dim-o-crats, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 1 Comment

Nothing is Normal

Posted on May 5, 2019 by

I’m on record for saying that Hair Füror is too undisciplined and too stupid to actually have a plan (or the capability to follow a plan) to overthrow the gubmint of the United States. I stand by that. But that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Nancy Pelosi | 4 Comments