Category Archives: dim-o-crats

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Hold on to your democracy, Scissorheads, Traitor Joe is feeling relevant again: The founding co-chair of No Labels says the centrist group will soon form a nominating committee to likely begin considering potential running mates for a … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Blue Dogs, Joe Manchin, Larry Hogan, No Labels, Susan Collins, Traitor Joe | 3 Comments

Another Day, Another Shady Payoff Revealed

Ginni Thomas is giving Clarence a challenge as the most corrupt SCOTUS Justice: Conservative judicial activist Leonard Leo arranged for the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to be paid tens of thousands of dollars for consulting work just … Continue reading

Posted in Clarance Thomas, Dick Durbin, dim-o-crats, Ginni Thomas, SCOTUS | 1 Comment

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Cheese it, fellow Bolsheviks! Elsa, She-Wolf of the SS is onto us! Ingraham: They don’t want you to get married. They don’t want you to go to work. They don’t want you to have kids. They want you at home … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Laura Ingraham, Talentless Hacks, The Devil's Army, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 14 Comments

The Great Divide, or ‘But Imma Independent’

A record number of liars report that they are political independents: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans’ party preferences were evenly divided in 2022, with 45% of U.S. adults identifying as Republican or saying they were Republican-leaning independents, and 44% identifying as … Continue reading

Posted in dim-o-crats, Liars, Nazis | 7 Comments

Dems Drop DeSantis Docs Into Public Domain

Is our Dim-o-Crats learning? A year ahead of the 2024 Goat Rodeo they have the oppo  research ready to go! Democrats on Monday released 500 pages of opposition research as a preemptive strike on Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ 2024 presidential … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, dim-o-crats | 2 Comments

Warning: Joe Lieberman Is Feeling Relevant Again

If there is a rat left to be eff’ed, Traitor Joe is there: Former senator Joe Lieberman knows better than most the impact third-party bids can have on presidential elections. His 2000 Democratic campaign for vice president fell just 537 … Continue reading

Posted in Blue Dogs, Joe Manchin, Politics, Rat-Effing, Traitor Joe | 4 Comments

You Cannot Shame The Shameless

The Congressional Budget Office —allegedly non-partisan— reports that the United States will default on its debts between July and September if the national debt limit is not raised. No big deal, amirite? It’s a dark and dank assessment of how easy … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, dim-o-crats, Hostage Taking Today | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It’s official guys, DiFi is retiring: Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) on Tuesday announced she would not seek reelection in 2024, putting to rest uncertainty over whether she would seek a sixth full term as the oldest sitting … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, DiFi, Katie Porter | 7 Comments

More, Please

Growing up poor, all I had was the American dream. It kept me going: as a kid sleeping on the floor, a student scrubbing toilets, a Marine losing brothers in Iraq. Today, too many Arizonans see their dream slipping away. … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ), Ruben Gallego | 1 Comment

Go Ruben, Go!

Ruben Gallego has announced he’s in the race to be the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s next Democratic Senator and Sen. Joe Manchin III said Sunday he will support the reelection of Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, Arizona independent, over any Democratic … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Blue Dogs, dim-o-crats, Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ), Ruben Gallego | 4 Comments