Category Archives: Death of the Media

One Lump of Stupid or Two, CNN?

“If Donald Trump was the president, Capt. Kahn would still be alive today because we never would have entered the Iraq war in the first place. This is something that the Kahn family decided to engage in by going to … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, did you know that it was the Bush Administration that got Bin Laden? World’s. Slowest. Bullet. (I shut it off at about the 1:15 mark, stunned.)

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Hannity: ‘Coffee, Tea, or Me’

The Death of the Media Now, one wonders why staff-banging serial-adulterer Noot might need a friend to chauffer him around the skies, amiright? Why not just fly commercial or charter a plane? According to the Daily Beast, Noot still owes about … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media

CNN has left a skidmark on journalism: CUOMO: Let’s discuss with Christine and Corey. Joining us right now, vice chair of the New York State Democratic Party, Christine Quinn, who is a Clinton supporter, and former Trump campaign manager, Corey … Continue reading

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Great Hire, CNN (Cont.)

The Death of the Media Has 2016 race increased level of hate and prejudice? @chriscquinn and @CLewandowski_ weigh in https://t.co/xpjXeQSUq1 — New Day (@NewDay) July 11, 2016 “It’s a poll out last week that shows that. He’s receiving 33% of … Continue reading

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Your Sunday Sermonette:

“Blessed are the piece-holders.” Fox News’ stock in trade is to keep The Olds afeered fer thar lives in Possum Hollar, and so having Dallas’ pastor Jeffress on the Sunday Talkies to tell cowering white Fox viewers that the Cops … Continue reading

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Shorter Petunia and Pals’ Guest…

“Fellow millennials: Get off my lawn” Petunia and Pals just gave this self-loathing twerp the ultimate gold-star participation award!

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He Seems Nice, Part Infinity

The Death of the Media Former Calvin Klein underwear model Antonio Sabato Jr. was invited on Fox News’ Outnumbered because: why the hell not? and they broke away from a Clinton event to ask a former Calvin Klein underwear model his … Continue reading

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Nice Hire, CNN! Now Fire Him!

The Death of the Media Mic posted that the Star of David image originated a few days ago on the white supremacist message board /pol/. And so if we remember our algebra and can still carry the 2, this indicates that … Continue reading

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Lewandowski: Brits Solicited For Trump Can Opt Out, What’s The Big Deal?

Death of the Media Sweet Baby Jeebus With a bicycle pump! CNN new-hire Corey Lewandowski makes Blitzer, Lemon, and the other 32psi airheads at the station look bright: Last time I saw a mouth open and close like that there … Continue reading

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