Category Archives: Death of the Media

Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid Is Served

This WaPo lead paragraph proves that there are no editors any more: “I think Donald Trump became president of the United States last night,” declared Fareed Zakaria on CNN, after firing of 59 missiles at a Syrian military airfield late … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Oh, Jeebus, History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O said what? Oh, Sweet Baby Jeebus, he really did say it.

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Some Stupid for Your Coffee, Sean Hannity?

“Deep-state Obama holdovers embedded like barnacles in the federal bureaucracy are hell-bent on destroying President Trump. It’s time for the Trump administration to purge these saboteurs.” –Sean Hannity Ah, good. Time to prosecute thought crimes and take loyalty oafs, er, … Continue reading

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‘Enemy of the People’ Fawn Over Russian Usurper

The Death of the Media It’s amazing how far down the rabbit hole we’ve already gone. Just earlier this week, The Russian Usurper called the media the enemy of the people, a Soviet-era sobriquet, and then when he stood up … Continue reading

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‘It’s the Russians, Stupid’

The Death of the Media Everything that Hair Führer is doing, every distraction, every outrage, is designed to cover over the real story of his campaign’s involvement with the Russians. Yesterday’s strongman attempt to bar certain media outlets from a … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

Usually when we poke fun at the press, it is because they are doing something stupid that destroys their (shredded) credibility. I mean who amongst us has not cast the proverbial first stone at Cokie Roberts, amiright? But it is … Continue reading

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Shorter Hannity

“I blame the Kenyan Usurper for all the trouble that Hair Führer is having!” And now the long version, in which Hannity leads the witness, as it were, when he asks Bullshit Barbie about White House leaks: “Where are these … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, laughed so hard she farted: Our old pal E-Squared is outraged! Outraged, I tell you… Trump Invites a Cesspool of Fake News to Cover the White House. And I’m Not Talking … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media, Cont.

CNN scoops the world and has a right-wing former blogger on to say *gasp* Hair Führer Donald Trump might be nuts: Cry me a eff’ing river, Sullivan. Where were you for the last 18 months when all of us uncouth, … Continue reading

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The Death of the Media: BS Barbie Says…

…go buy Ivanka’s stuff: Holy shit! Even for Petunia and Pals, this is really a new low. And Fox didn’t get any money for running essentially an ad. Rupert’s gotta be making his pinch faced grimace about now.

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