Category Archives: Dead Celebrities

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Diamond is gone, there is only Silk. If only there had been a vaccine. Diamond and Silk were vaccine deniers to the bitter end (and beyond) and there’s no telling how many people they influenced to not get vaccinated and … Continue reading

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RIP, Stuart Margolin

Very funny multiple-Emmy winning comedic actor Stuart Margolin has died of natural causes, he was 81. You probably remember him as Angel, as the “sidekick who was a shifty-eyed, backstabbing rat, but also lovable” on The Rockford Files. He was … Continue reading

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Lucianne Goldberg is Dead

Throw another log on the fire, Satan, a favorite daughter is coming home: [N]EW YORK (AP) — Lucianne Goldberg, a literary agent and key figure in the 1998 impeachment of President Bill Clinton over his affair with Monica Lewinsky, has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink, Ken Starr Edition

Happy Hour News So yeah, Ken Starr is gone and he won’t be missed. Not even a golf clap for the bastard. Don’t read this that I was a fan of Bill Clinton, I wasn’t; that walking exhibit for the … Continue reading

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The Queen is Dead, Long Live The King (and Queen Consort)

QE2 has gone on to the palace in the sky and Chuck and his royal home-wrecker (not making that up: her title will be Queen-Consort) will be the new monarchy. I’m not a royalist, there will always be a Britain, … Continue reading

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RIP, Olivia Newton-John

I’m probably the only person reading this blog that has no fond memories of Grease, and surely that is what Olivia Newton-John was best know for, but I do have a fond memory of Xanadu, which is ridiculously over the … Continue reading

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RIP, Nichelle Nichols

“At that moment, the world tilted for me.” Ms. Nichols was 89. She was one of a kind, a true class act.

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RIP Paul Sorvino

Above, Sorvino gives the definitive All-American Gangster line in the underrated but much loved, The Rocketeer: “I may not make an honest buck – but I’m 100% American. And I don’t work for some two-bit Nazi.” I know, I know, Goodfellas, … Continue reading

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RIP, Ivana

She has predeceased Hair Füror at age 73. UPDATE 1: Fundraising off this. pic.twitter.com/if4q50S9rR — Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) July 14, 2022 He’s fundraising off of her death, what a SHITHEEL.

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Upchuck?

Upchuck as we know is the Political News Director at NBC, and wanted Rep. Young to appear on MTP on his birthday: Unfortunately, @chucktodd, I don't think Congressman Young's schedule will allow him to be on Meet the Press with … Continue reading

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