Category Archives: Dead Celebrities

RIP, Tina Turner

The goddess has returned to the gods, and I’m shattered.

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RIP, Andy Rourke

The legendary bassist for The Smiths was 59 (way too young): “It is with deep sadness that we announce the passing of Andy Rourke after a lengthy illness with pancreatic cancer,” an announcement on his social media pages said. “Andy … Continue reading

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RIP, Jerry Springer

The only eulogy: throw a chair at your ex in his honor today 🫡 — taylor garron (@taylorgarron) April 27, 2023 True confession: I never watched his show, not even a minute of it.

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Eiron, the Goddess of Irony Laughed So Hard She Farted

Diamond is gone, there is only Silk. If only there had been a vaccine. Diamond and Silk were vaccine deniers to the bitter end (and beyond) and there’s no telling how many people they influenced to not get vaccinated and … Continue reading

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RIP, Stuart Margolin

Very funny multiple-Emmy winning comedic actor Stuart Margolin has died of natural causes, he was 81. You probably remember him as Angel, as the “sidekick who was a shifty-eyed, backstabbing rat, but also lovable” on The Rockford Files. He was … Continue reading

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Lucianne Goldberg is Dead

Throw another log on the fire, Satan, a favorite daughter is coming home: [N]EW YORK (AP) — Lucianne Goldberg, a literary agent and key figure in the 1998 impeachment of President Bill Clinton over his affair with Monica Lewinsky, has … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink, Ken Starr Edition

Happy Hour News So yeah, Ken Starr is gone and he won’t be missed. Not even a golf clap for the bastard. Don’t read this that I was a fan of Bill Clinton, I wasn’t; that walking exhibit for the … Continue reading

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The Queen is Dead, Long Live The King (and Queen Consort)

QE2 has gone on to the palace in the sky and Chuck and his royal home-wrecker (not making that up: her title will be Queen-Consort) will be the new monarchy. I’m not a royalist, there will always be a Britain, … Continue reading

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RIP, Olivia Newton-John

I’m probably the only person reading this blog that has no fond memories of Grease, and surely that is what Olivia Newton-John was best know for, but I do have a fond memory of Xanadu, which is ridiculously over the … Continue reading

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RIP, Nichelle Nichols

“At that moment, the world tilted for me.” Ms. Nichols was 89. She was one of a kind, a true class act.

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