Category Archives: Dead Celebrities

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Rush Limbaugh buried at St. Louis cemetery ST. LOUIS (KMOV.com) – Conservative media icon Rush Limbaugh was laid to rest in a St. Louis cemetery. Limbaugh, who was born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri in 1951, died at … Continue reading

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Rush Limbaugh

Ol’ Scratch throws another log on the fire to welcome home favorite son the junkie Rush Limbaugh, who died today of lung cancer. I wished for Rush EVERYTHING he ever wished for me, my family, and my friends. And you … Continue reading

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RIP, Larry Flynt

Look, he was a complicated person, and there’s so much more to him than a pornographer, and it feels weird to call him a first amendment hero, and yet here I am. Instructive Quote from Mr. Flynt: “If the First … Continue reading

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RIP, Cloris Leachman (UPDATED)

One of the absolute greatest comedic actresses of this or any era has gone to the great encore in the sky. She died in her sleep of natural causes. Leachman was 94, which is extra curtain calls in my book. … Continue reading

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RIP, Larry King

Larry King, The Living Museum of ’80s Power Ties and Suspenders, has gone to the great Mic in the Sky. It was probably from Covid as he was reportedly recently hospitalized with it. Love him or hate him, if you … Continue reading

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RIP

The Lunchtime Stupid President Biden has removed the Diet Coke button. When @ShippersUnbound and I interviewed Donald Trump in 2019, we became fascinated by what the little red button did. Eventually Trump pressed it, and a butler swiftly brought in … Continue reading

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Satan Throw Another Log On the Fire…

…to welcome favorite son, Sheldon Adelson the long-time big bucks donor to the Republican Party. I never said anything nice about him when he was alive, and I’m not going to start now.

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RIP, Dawn Wells

Mary Ann finally got off the damn island. She was 82 and it was the Trump-Virus that done her in. Ginger remains the last survivor of the SS Minnow. 2020 is going to suck to the bitter end.

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RIP, Pierre Cardin

Fashion Week Continues is in mourning. Pierre Cardin has gone to couture the celebs in the sky. Pierre Cardin, the French couturier who pioneered the designer licensing business by putting his name not just on ready-to-wear clothes but also on … Continue reading

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John LeCarré, redux

Because John LeCarré was such a hot topic this morning, I thought you guys might be interested  knowing that Vanity Fair has linked to an archival interview with the good author from back in the ’80s. (I’m not sure if … Continue reading

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