Category Archives: Current Events

Former Clinton staffer launches new anti-Trump site: corrupt.af

It’s great when traditional media explains slang, especially when they have to publish the dirty words. The site is tracking Trump’s conflicts since becoming President Elect. Not sure if there’s enough terabytes out there to document everything in his past. … Continue reading

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Some Good News From The Boy Scouts

BSA president and former CIA Directory and Defense Secretary Robert Gates has called on the organization to drop their discriminatory policy against gay scout leaders: “I told you a year ago that I would oppose re-opening this issue during my … Continue reading

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If Only They Would Legalize It

We’re reaching the point in this country where we need to legalize science. At first, maybe only legalize science for medicinal purposes. After that, maybe tax science heavily and allow recreational use of science. But until science is legal, the … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 24, 2014

News you can use all day Luck be a lady tonight – Notorious casino owning vulgarian Sheldon Adelson has started fundraising for Senatorette Huckleberry Closetcase, and what a coincidence! Huckleberry is now against online gambling as is his benefactor! Miss … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 21, 2014 (Updated)

News you can use all day Resurrection! – The crazy state of Georgia’s oddly named Sen. Josh McKoon, (R-NotSoddomNotGomorrah) tried to re-introduce his previously shot-down Preservation of Religious Freedom Act, which would allow businesses to discriminate against LGBT people (and … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 19, 2014

News you can use all day Your Daily Gohmert: watch in awe as Screwie Louie enters Mooselini’s infamous words on Russia into the Congressional Record, and Tina Fey’s infamous mockery of those words, too. Claim Chowder – Hey guys, remember … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 18, 2014

News you can use all day Fox News’ supports diversity at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, as long as it is straight. Also/Too: Hannity and O’Reilly might be of Irish extraction. Free-market Solution! – South Dakota state Sen. Phil Jensen … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 17, 2014

News you can use all St. Patrick’s Day Parade – Faith and beggorah, magically delicious Guinness and Heineken beer companies have joined Samuel Adams in boycotting the Boston Saint Patricks’ Day Parade over that organization’s ban on LGBT participants. (Think … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 13, 2014

News you can use all day Hostage taking! – Does this count as vote 51 to repeal the Affordable Care Act? Anyway, “House Republicans expect to vote this Friday on legislation that would risk steep, destabilizing Medicare cuts at the … Continue reading

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News Briefs for March 12, 2014

News you can use all day Missouri – The Missouri legislature is working on 32 different anti-choice bills and there’s only one abortion clinic left in Missouri! (Think Progress) Kentucky- Kentucky churches withheld $7M from Sunrise Children’s Services because the … Continue reading

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