Category Archives: Crown Prince Bone Saw

What’s A Little Espionage Between Fellow Republicans?

Republicans have their priorities for the next Congress: Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, and have we mentioned that Hunter Biden is Joe Biden’s son? What is conspicuously missing are the stolen documents recovered at Merde-a-Lardo: The top House Republican slated … Continue reading

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Area Crime Family Expands Operation To Mid East

Hours before Lord Damp terrorized us with his entry into the 2024 Goat Rodeo, he signed a licensing deal with Saudi developer Dar Al Arakan to build a new golf course, hotel, and thousands of residential units in the Oman … Continue reading

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Kushner: You Gotta Dance With Them What Brung You

Low-profile keeper and NYTimes best-selling manipulator of the best-seller list,  Jar-Jar was spotted. In Saudi Arabia. In the front row. Jared Kushner seen in the first row at the Saudi investment forum that just started in Riyadh this morning pic.twitter.com/f5OxVHIAGl … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, it figures the October Surprise is about throwing the world into recession, so, you know, the assholes can win a few seats: A coalition of oil-producing nations led by Russia and Saudi Arabia announced Wednesday it … Continue reading

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Crown Prince Bone Saw Tries Charm Offensive

Tiger Beat (again) email thingie  brings us the exciting news that Crown Prince Bone Saw is lobbying Congress, albeit indirectly: FIRST IN PLAYBOOK — Daniel Lippman reports that Greg Norman, the Australian golfer-turned-CEO of LIV Golf, is coming to Washington … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Lord Damp Nut, upon taking money from Crown Prince Bone Saw to have his game of putt-putt at his club, is confronted with the optics of taking money from the country with the most attackers on 9-11, … Continue reading

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You Cannot Shame The Shameless, Part Infinity

Sic transit gloria mundi This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise, even to jaded NYers, but Lord Damp Nut would rather have the money than the respect of his fellow citizens: Washington — Survivors and family members who lost … Continue reading

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Crooks Like Them

I thought for sure we were going to retire this image after the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo, but maybe not. Trump’s Fratsputin Jared Kushner and Worst. Bond. Villain. Ever. Former Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin were flitting around … Continue reading

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Jared Kushner Learns The Cost of Doing Bidness

Crown Prince Bone Saw repays his debts, and the Boy Prince from New Jersey Jared Kushner is the beneficiary: Six months after leaving the White House, Jared Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi … Continue reading

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Sand Trap

ka-CHING: Trump properties in talks to host lucrative Saudi golf events Former president’s courses at Doral and Bedminster could strike a deal with a new league backed by the kingdom, which stands accused of the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and … Continue reading

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