Category Archives: Crime

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Axios afternoon email thingie gives us a sense of scope: At the biggest briefing by federal officials since the Capitol siege, D.C.’s acting U.S. attorney, Michael Sherwin, detailed the FBI’s “mind-blowing” range of investigations. The FBI has … Continue reading

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Or Perhaps All Of The Above?

“It’s not surprising that a criminal like Trump pardons other criminals,” senior U.S. District Judge Robert Pratt of the Southern District of Iowa told The Associated Press in a brief phone interview Monday. In a bit of humor, he said: … Continue reading

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Pardon me?

Last night, Axios scooped the world that our Stable Jenius was planning on mass pardons: President Trump isn’t just accepting pardon requests but blindly discussing them “like Christmas gifts” to people who haven’t even asked, sources with direct knowledge of … Continue reading

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Crime Blotter

I hope one of the cop teevee shows dramatizes this: A man hijacked a lobster truck, making off with $10,000 worth of the shellfish — prompting employees of a warehouse to jump into another lobster truck and give chase. Two … Continue reading

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Where Are They Now: Aaron Schock

Fashion-forward future-felon Aaron Schock has been indicted on 24-counts: The Justice Department accused former Rep. Aaron Schock of running his congressional office and campaign committee like a personal money-making operation in a stunning, 24-count criminal indictment Thursday. Federal prosecutors allege … Continue reading

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Good one! Target takes this crime seriously.

Target says… BREAKING: Following credit card data breach, Target CEO says store will offer 10% discount on in-store purchases this weekend. $TGT — CNBC (@CNBC) December 20, 2013 We take this crime seriously. It was a crime against Target, our … Continue reading

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Bomb Squad to Weepy’s office!

In the little Hamlet of West Chester somewhere in Ohiostan, someone left three briefcases filled with paper at the local office of strangely orange-hued, fried-butter-on-a-stick Speaker John Boehner. The police were called in and used their bomb robots to remove … Continue reading

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Trouble in Cabot Cove!

<div class="newspix"Bangor Daily Hey you guys, remember when Maine elected some wingnut to be governor and he immediately took down a mural depicting labor and put up a road sign saying that Maine was open for business? Me Neither! Anyway, … Continue reading

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