Category Archives: Crime

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on January 12, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Axios afternoon email thingie gives us a sense of scope: At the biggest briefing by federal officials since the Capitol siege, D.C.’s acting U.S. attorney, Michael Sherwin, detailed the FBI’s “mind-blowing” range of investigations. The FBI has … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crime, Insurrection, Sedition, The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

Or Perhaps All Of The Above?

Posted on December 29, 2020 by tengrain

“It’s not surprising that a criminal like Trump pardons other criminals,” senior U.S. District Judge Robert Pratt of the Southern District of Iowa told The Associated Press in a brief phone interview Monday. In a bit of humor, he said: … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, Crime and Non-Punishment, In their own words, Quote, Trump Crime Family | 5 Comments

Pardon me?

Posted on December 8, 2020 by tengrain

Last night, Axios scooped the world that our Stable Jenius was planning on mass pardons: President Trump isn’t just accepting pardon requests but blindly discussing them “like Christmas gifts” to people who haven’t even asked, sources with direct knowledge of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crime, Crime and Non-Punishment, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Trump Crime Family | 10 Comments

Crime Blotter

Posted on December 19, 2019 by tengrain

I hope one of the cop teevee shows dramatizes this: A man hijacked a lobster truck, making off with $10,000 worth of the shellfish — prompting employees of a warehouse to jump into another lobster truck and give chase. Two … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime | 9 Comments

Where Are They Now: Aaron Schock

Posted on November 11, 2016 by tengrain

Fashion-forward future-felon Aaron Schock has been indicted on 24-counts: The Justice Department accused former Rep. Aaron Schock of running his congressional office and campaign committee like a personal money-making operation in a stunning, 24-count criminal indictment Thursday. Federal prosecutors allege … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime | Tagged | 12 Comments

Good one! Target takes this crime seriously.

Posted on December 21, 2013 by tengrain

Target says… BREAKING: Following credit card data breach, Target CEO says store will offer 10% discount on in-store purchases this weekend. $TGT — CNBC (@CNBC) December 20, 2013 We take this crime seriously. It was a crime against Target, our … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankster Bastards, CEO Bastards, Crime | 13 Comments

Bomb Squad to Weepy’s office!

Posted on August 15, 2011 by tengrain

In the little Hamlet of West Chester somewhere in Ohiostan, someone left three briefcases filled with paper at the local office of strangely orange-hued, fried-butter-on-a-stick Speaker John Boehner. The police were called in and used their bomb robots to remove … Continue reading →

Posted in Crime, snark, Weepy | 6 Comments

Trouble in Cabot Cove!

Posted on June 4, 2011 by tengrain

<div class="newspix"Bangor Daily Hey you guys, remember when Maine elected some wingnut to be governor and he immediately took down a mural depicting labor and put up a road sign saying that Maine was open for business? Me Neither! Anyway, … Continue reading →

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