Category Archives: Wisconsin

Buy Some Stamps, Wisconsin!

Posted on January 14, 2022 by tengrain

…you’re gonna need them to vote. A Wisconsin judge ruled Thursday that drop boxes for absentee ballots cannot be used in the state, a move that comes amid a push by Republicans across the country to restrict their use and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Vote Suppression, voting, Wisconsin | 1 Comment

RoJo Runs!

Posted on January 10, 2022 by tengrain

The Louis Gohmert of Rep. 3-Names of the Senate, Ron Johnson is running for re-election, he writes in Rupert Murdoch’s W$J (paywall, so no link) and justifies breaking his resolution to not run again, thusly: I decided to run for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Liars, Lying Liars Who Lie, People Dumber than Dolphins, RoJo, Wisconsin | 5 Comments

Meanwhile, In Wisconsin…

Posted on November 20, 2021 by tengrain

Wisconsin Republicans, out in the open, are already getting ready to declare Hair Füror the winner of their state’s electoral votes in the 2024 Goat Rodeo: Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson has publicly urged fellow Republicans who control the Wisconsin Legislature … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, RoJo, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Vote Suppression, voting, Wisconsin | 1 Comment

The Big Lie Returns To Wisconsin

Posted on October 26, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, The Big Lie is back in Wisconsin for an encore engagement, in case any of the cheeseheads missed it the first time: Republicans in the state Senate announced Monday they were launching a review of a recently completed audit … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on September 15, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Guys, The Terrible Cheese Kingdom of Wisconski (home of Sen. RoJo) is gonna try an audit in the style of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it’s off to a smashing start: MADISON – Wisconsin election clerks … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 13 Comments

Whaddup, Wisconsin?

Posted on August 27, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Wisconsin Republicans are well-represented by dumb as a rock RoJo (and yes, I apologize to rocks everywhere): Wisconsin Republicans seek $680,000 for 2020 election probe MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Republicans who control the Wisconsin Legislature are seeking … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 6 Comments

Where Will Wisconsin Find Another RoJo?

Posted on August 2, 2021 by tengrain

Republicans in The Cheese Kingdom of Wisonsinski are looking for an emergency, back-up RoJo unit in case the dumbest man in the Senate decides to return to Russia, er, to retire: Wisconsin Republicans are waiting anxiously for Sen.Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, RoJo, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 27, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also. Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wisconsin | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

Posted on May 28, 2020 by tengrain

45 minutes after the bars open in Wisconsin…. pic.twitter.com/xqaDlS6ajP — Nick's bar (@nicksonsec) May 14, 2020 Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY? KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in … Continue reading →

Posted in Claim Chowder, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wisconsin | 7 Comments

On Wisconsin, Off Wisconsin

Posted on May 14, 2020 by tengrain

And of course, Lord Damp Nut wants to thank the people of Wisconsin for their sacrifice (see what I did there?) for his campaign: Won’t be seeing ya in 2 weeks!

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wisconsin | 22 Comments