Category Archives: Wisconsin

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, The Terrible Cheese Kingdom of Wisconski (home of Sen. RoJo) is gonna try an audit in the style of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it’s off to a smashing start: MADISON – Wisconsin election clerks … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 13 Comments

Whaddup, Wisconsin?

Happy Hour News Wisconsin Republicans are well-represented by dumb as a rock RoJo (and yes, I apologize to rocks everywhere): Wisconsin Republicans seek $680,000 for 2020 election probe MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Republicans who control the Wisconsin Legislature are seeking … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, The Big Lie, Wisconsin | 6 Comments

Where Will Wisconsin Find Another RoJo?

Republicans in The Cheese Kingdom of Wisonsinski are looking for an emergency, back-up RoJo unit in case the dumbest man in the Senate decides to return to Russia, er, to retire: Wisconsin Republicans are waiting anxiously for Sen.Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, RoJo, Wisconsin | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also. Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wisconsin | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder is Served, Wisconsin-Style

45 minutes after the bars open in Wisconsin…. — Nick's bar (@nicksonsec) May 14, 2020 Remember those people rushing the bars, oh, 2 weeks TO THE DAY? KENOSHA, Wis. — Kenosha County has seen a 20 percent spike in … Continue reading

Posted in Claim Chowder, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Wash Yo Hands Fools, Wisconsin | 7 Comments

On Wisconsin, Off Wisconsin

And of course, Lord Damp Nut wants to thank the people of Wisconsin for their sacrifice (see what I did there?) for his campaign: Won’t be seeing ya in 2 weeks!

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Wisconsin | 22 Comments

WI to Trump: (Honey)Badgers Don’t Care

Jill Karofsky defeated GOP-appointed Justice Dan Kelly to become a Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice. As you know, the democracy-loving, and freedom fondling GOPers tried to suppress turnout by forcing people to vote in person amid Trump-plague conditions. They also managed … Continue reading

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Who Moved WI’s Cheese?

Er, I meant, who moved the WI Primary: In a reversal, Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers announced he wants to postpone his state’s Tuesday election. The Democrat called the state legislature into a special session on Saturday to take up legislation … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, voting, Wingnuttia, Wisconsin | 8 Comments