Category Archives: Virgina

Meanwhile, In Virginia…

2024 Goat Rodeo Dark Goat and Virginia’s Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin  (Youngkin’s motto: “Virgins for short, but not for long”) who ran on election integrity (and pretty overt racism) really doesn’t want Virgins to vote, I guess? RICHMOND — State … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Not In Virginia

Friendly fascist Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R) is taking his act on the road: [Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin] is expected to stump for Arizona governor candidate Kari Lake (R) next month, escalating his midterm campaign efforts ahead of a prospective … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Virginia…

Good morning. We have some history being made today. Glenn Youngkin is the first Virginia Governor to ever poll with a majority disapproval rating anytime in his first year in office. He did it in just over a month! Pass … Continue reading

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America’s Dad Picked on a Kid

Fascist Knows Best Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin ran for office as a Reagan-esque, sunny, basketball-loving dad-next-door figure who promised to transcend political divisions, his campaign has attacked a teenage boy: Glenn Youngkin’s campaign Twitter account attacked a Hanover County high … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, CNN?

Uhhh, does Mia Love think that West Virginia and Virginia are the same state? Does she think Joe Manchin represents Virginia? — Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) December 21, 2021 CNN pays Mia Love for these insights.  

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Republican Children Grow Up So Fast

One day they are learning to walk, and the next they are committing voter fraud, as exhibited by millionaire Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin’s teenage son: The 17-year-old son of Republican Glenn Youngkin tried to cast a ballot in Virginia's gubernatorial election … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Obvious made-up Ru-Paul Drag Race contestant name and Virginia state senator Amanda Chase (Republican, if you can believe it!) proves the adage “you broke it, you bought it”: Yes! We need this in Virginia. Know that I’ll … Continue reading

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About Last Night…

“People do not vote their interests, they vote their identities.” —George Lakoff, “Moral Politics.” We’ll start with Virginia (motto: Virgin for short but not for long) With more than 95% of the votes in, all major media outlets project Glenn … Continue reading

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Pro-Tip: Pay No Attention To VA Exit Polls

Guys, remember the early votes? Nearly 20% of Virginia already voted prior to today. The exit polls are gonna be BS. 

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Election Day: The Spice Must Flow

Guys, it’s Election Day in Virginia (and elsewhere, but our Failed Political Press ™ doesn’t know this), and anyone who tells you what is gonna happen is lying to you, or more accurately, is Upchuck Todd (who is lying to … Continue reading

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