Category Archives: Texas

We Gotcha Death Panels Right Here!

Tx Lt Gov Dan Patrick says grandparents would be willing to die to save the economy for their grandchildren pic.twitter.com/wC3Ngvtsbj — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 24, 2020 You first, Dan. Do it for the children. Anyway, this morning’s email thingie … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pandemics, Texas | 11 Comments

DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Pandemics, Texas, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, wayne lapierre | 2 Comments

News That will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Here we go again, another case of anti-semitism at hand and yes, it’s in Texas: Randy Halprin is a Jewish death row inmate. His trial judge called him a “fuckin’ Jew” and a “goddamn kike” and … Continue reading

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Happy Trails To Texas Rep. Kenny Marchant!

Texas Rep. Kenny Marchant will not run for reelection in 2020 and thus he becomes the fourth (4th!) Republican from Texas to retire this year. Marchant won by only three points to a Democratic challenger in the 2018 Pie Fight. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Texas, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Saddle Up Another Goat!

These goats on a slide is the start to your weekend that you didn’t know you needed. pic.twitter.com/REQaffwzDJ — Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) March 23, 2019 Beto is running. Axios morning email thingie goes full-on goat race: Beto O’Rourke, who announces … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Beto O'Rourke, Texas | 1 Comment

Claim Chowder Served Piping Hot

Well, look at that: “Congressional Democrats are launching an investigation into the fate of NASA’s offer to fly a pollution-analyzing jet over the Houston region in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey. “The investigation was spurred by a Los Angeles Times … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas | 4 Comments

Texas to the EPA: ‘Nothing to see here’

This is infuriating: “In the weeks after Hurricane Harvey’s catastrophic sweep through the Houston area — which resulted in chemical spills, fires, flooded storage tanks and damaged industrial plants — rescue crews and residents complained of burning throats, nausea and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas | 14 Comments

Come’ on…. Ted

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 11 Comments

More, Please

Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 3 Comments