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The Hill tells us that Ayatollah Ted is in trouble: Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) edges out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in a potential 2018 Senate matchup, a new poll shows. I guess they have not forgiven Cruz’s dad for killing … Continue reading
Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important breaking news from America’s Lab for Bad Policy: Condom-clogged pipe leads to prostitution bust at massage parlor, Austin police say Austin police said they uncovered a prostitution ring at a Northwest Austin massage … Continue reading
“It’s obvious to me that if we continue this, no member of Congress will want to meet with people.” Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), the chair of the House Rules Committee, doesn’t do politics very well.
Ayatollah Ted, son of alleged JFK assassination grassy knoll enthusiast, has been kinda silent lately, what’s up with that? Usually he is reading Dr. Seuss into the congressional record or holding the Federal Government hostage, or some other foolishness. He’s … Continue reading
Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller blames staffer for tweet that called Hillary Clinton the c-word WASHINGTON — Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller blamed hackers and then an overzealous staffer for a tweet from his campaign account that called Hillary Clinton … Continue reading
GOP sources: Rick Perry encouraged Michael McCaul to challenge Ted Cruz Late this summer, former Texas Gov. Rick Perry strongly encouraged U.S. Rep. Michael McCaul to challenge U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz‘s re-election bid in 2018, according to GOP sources. …and later in the article we … Continue reading
Texas Theocrat and Representative Screwie Louis is trying some new material for his act at the open mic at the Value Voters Summit: It’s not just that his bit is lame, it’s that he tells the same joke multiple times … Continue reading
Good job, Hair Furer: Texas is in now play for the godless libtards, or so the Dallas Morning Herald tells us We recommend Hillary Clinton for president There is only one serious candidate on the presidential ballot in November. We recommend … Continue reading
University of North Texas, I’m told. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Patrick Bjork)