Category Archives: Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy

Greg Abbott, Rolling Blunder, Boldly Enters 2024 Goat Rodeo

Self-proclaimed Xristian and America’s leading roller Nazi, Gov. Greg Abbott (R-Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy) sent three busloads of undocumented immigrants to Washington DC on Christmas Eve, because… maybe there was no room at the inn? He was so devoted … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, immigration, Ron DeSantis, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 10 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

One of the defining characteristics of the modern Republican Party (other than their love of swastikas and hoods) is that they are determined to live in a walled garden to keep the dreaded Libtard Snowflakes away from them. [Insert your … Continue reading

Posted in Bankster Bastards, Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, blood sucking leeches, Peter Thiel, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ted?

All things keep getting better for Sen. Warnock: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced he will stump for Georgia Republican Senate nominee Herschel Walker on Thursday as the campaign shifts to next month’s runoff election. Yeah, I guess ol’ Ted wants … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Georgeduh, Herschel Walker, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

Big Lie Boffo Box Office in Texas Explained

It’s sort of buried at the end of a long, deeply reported article on Texas AG Ken Paxton’s very compromised office, entitled, Dysfunction in Texas AG’s office as Paxton seeks third term, and it explains how documentary fabulist D’Vorce D’Spousa’s movie got … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, D’vorce D’spousa, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Big Lie | 2 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

Be proud, Texas: Texas banned more books from school libraries this past year than any other state in the nation, targeting titles centering on race, racism, abortion and LGBTQ representation and issues. .

Posted in Book Banning, Fascism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 7 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Where is Texas AG Ken Paxton these days? Avoiding a subpoena, it seems: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home to avoid being served a subpoena Monday in a federal lawsuit filed by groups seeking to help Texans receive … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Shallow graves for shallow people, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

Good News From Floriduh

…the Theocrat judge who said that a 17-year old girl was too young and too dumb to have an abortion was voted out of office.  Hillsborough County Democrats are exuberant about Nancy Jacobs’ defeat of Circuit Judge Jared Smith in … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Floriduh, Forced Birth, sexism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women | 3 Comments

Revealed: GOP Plan for Day 1 If They Retake The Government

Chip Roy says Republicans should shut down government on day 1 of the new Congress next January to force Democrats to repeal the Inflation Reduction Act — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 12, 2022 Rep. Chip Roy, is from America’s … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments

What Beto Said

Happy Hour News .@BetoORourke to a Greg Abbott supporter who laughed when the gubernatorial candidate mentioned the mass school shooting in Uvalde, Texas: “It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.” #txlege — Shannon … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Texas-Area Patent Medicine Salesman Loses Case: A Texas jury has ordered far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to pay the parents of a victim of the Sandy Hook school shooting $45.2 million in punitive damages. The same jury … Continue reading

Posted in Alex Jones, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 4 Comments