Category Archives: Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy

Sorry, Screwie Louie

Axios Alert: Texas governor mandates face masks in public spaces Why it matters: It’s a reversal for the Republican governor that underscores the seriousness of the coronavirus outbreak in Texas. Why it just seems like the other day Screwie Louie … Continue reading

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American Exceptionalism, Virus Edition

The Trump-Virus continues unabated. World-wide 10M people are infected and 500,000 have died. The US, with 4% of the world’s population has 2.5M of those infected and 125,000 of those dead, which works out to about 25%. So you know, … Continue reading

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News From America’s Lab for Bad Policy

Texas is now re-tightening their rules because of their big Trump-Virus spike. You know, the Democrat hoax. The governors of Texas and Florida closed down bars Friday to slow down the spread of the coronavirus that has been rampaging at … Continue reading

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Correlation is Not Causation

Axios afternoon email thingie tells us that Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy is stopping their loosening of pandemic restrictions: 1 big thing: America’s reopening grinds to a halt America’s great economic reopening is hitting a major snag, just like … Continue reading

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Your Daily Gohmert

All I can say is watch both vids if you can. Louie Gohmert uses his questioning time to thank his wife for not leaving him pic.twitter.com/JQ0HMDxmwj — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020 Texas, he’s all yours. Treasure him.

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Trump to Texas: Drop Dead

As we all know, the Lone Star State is the National Lab for Bad Policy, but usually it is them doing it to themselves. This is freaking alarming: “The Trump administration is planning to end federal support for local coronavirus … Continue reading

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FREEDUMB

And speaking of the Trump-Virus: Florida, Texas and Arizona all set records for the most cases they have reported in a single day “The virus continued its steady spread across the Sun Belt on Tuesday, with state officials in Arizona, … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Claim Chowder The National Lab for Bad Policy, the Great Stet of Texas relaxed their Trump-Virus response 2 weeks ago, and well, cause and effect (the correlation twins) are re-united! Texas has seen a steady rise in novel coronavirus cases … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs TX Lt. Gubnor Dan Patrick has sumpn’ to say to us about the economy: “There are more important things than living.” You first, pal. (H/T Crooks and Liars)

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Crazee State Race Updated!

Possum Hollar is determined to get their moonshine to the market! These 4 States Are Reopening Businesses Over The Next Two Weeks As The Coronavirus Pandemic Continues Governors in several states said they’re eager to restart their local economies, even … Continue reading

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