Category Archives: Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy

UPDATED: Hair Füror Never Heard of Loser Candidate He Endorsed; Covfefe Boy, Maybe?

Lord Damp Nut suffered a fatal ego blow yesterday in his Big Lie fueled quest to control the Coup Klux Klan: his endorsed candidate lost in Texas — A falling stock? Donald Trump-backed candidate loses U.S. House race to GOP’s … Continue reading

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Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

When last we checked in on Chimpy’s nephew, George P. Bush (the Texas Land Commissioner with aspirations to inherit the family bidness), young Pee was cozying up to autocrats and dictators, or at least would-be ones, who, you know have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 15 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

FACT: Even the Taliban oppose abortion. #txlege https://t.co/6SD9KfsMn3 — Matt Schaefer (@RepMattSchaefer) July 26, 2021 Republican state Rep. Matt Schaefer seems to think that his ultra-conservative position on forced birth reflects positively on himself because, you know: TALIBAN. Everyone in … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

Clowns To The Left Of It, Jokers To The Right

And now, News from the terrible oil kingdom of  Texaslovakia, America’s Lab For Bad Policy! Gov. Greg Abbott, after trailing potential challenger movie star Matthew McConaughey in the spring, has rebounded and now has a slight — but not statistically … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift

Ah, Texas, you got another one: Rep. Pat Fallon of Texas failed to properly disclose as much as $17.53 million in stock trades Fallon was tardy disclosing 93 stock trades he made between mid-January and mid-April. Some disclosures arrived about … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Gov. Abbott, again: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) vetoed 20 bills passed by the GOP-controlled state Legislature, most of them announced Monday, The Texas Tribunereports. Abbott canceled two criminal justice reform bills prioritized by House Speaker Dade Phelan (R), a … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Culture Wars, dogs, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women | 8 Comments

Ah, Texas

All those feisty Texas libertarians got snookered again: Texas Power Companies Are Remotely Raising Temperatures on Residents’ Smart Thermostats Texas is one of several states suffering through a record-breaking heat wave that’s pushing electric grids to their limits. The Electric … Continue reading

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The Night The Lights Went Out In Texas

As you may have heard, Texas’ electric grid had some problems with demand last winter when it was cold and failed (and some number of people died). This week, the still-unregulated  Electric Reliability Council of Texas is having problems keeping … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Like the jump scare at the end of a slasher movie, The Last Monument To The Confederacy is back. Scissorhead Fran tipped the following Tweet: All kidding (and Communion Wars 😂😂😂) aside, *Catholic* Texas Governor Abbott is actually threatening to … Continue reading

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Texas AG Explains Why We Need To Pass the For the People Act

Texas’ AG and very crooked person Ken Paxton is bragging that he stopped mail-in ballot applications and that gave Hair Füror the victory in Texas: Texas AG Ken Paxton said yesterday that if he hadn’t been successful with lawsuits to … Continue reading

Posted in Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vote Suppression, voting | 4 Comments