Category Archives: Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy

Ah, Texas!

Imagine how big of a crook you would have to be to be impeached by the Texas Lege. Or, imagine you are Ken Paxton (eww, gross!): The Texas House impeached Attorney General Ken Paxton on Saturday over allegations of bribery, … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

When Texas isn’t busy protecting their kids from groomers, they are busy grooming ‘em themselves, playing cards, listening to the devil’s music, and probably dancing and so on. Anyway, one of their fine, self-righteous Baptists just resigned ahead of being … Continue reading

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Deep In The Heartless of Texas

I’m shocked: After months of pleading for more gun control measures, a Democrat who represents Uvalde, Texas, where 19 children died in a mass shooting, was told by the Republican leader of the State Senate to stop bringing up gun … Continue reading

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Domestic Tuckerism Comes To Texas

In less than five months the United States has already recorded 199 “mass shootings” this year. Yesterday a gunman opened fire on an outlet mall in a Texas suburb, killing at least eight people —including children— and injuring at least seven … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas! (Domestic Tuckerism Today)

Within a couple of hours after White Supremacist Tucker Carlson demanded that convicted murderer Sgt. Daniel Perry be pardoned for killing Air Force veteran Garrett Foster for the crime of being Black at a Black Lives Matter protest (the jury … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Because I’m having serious OJ flashbacks from all the trains, planes, and automobile coverage of Hair Füror’s arrival in NYC, I though tonight we should look at a good story, one in which the good guys win. … Continue reading

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Ayatollah Ted: Still A Dick

America’s Lab for Bad Policy, Texas’ Ted Cruz is a dick to the bitter end of his days: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) urged the Texas state bar to carefully consider the fitness of certain Stanford University law school graduates after … Continue reading

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Message to Texas: Just Go, Already

Texas wants to secede again, or is it Spring already? Today, I filed HB 3596, which is commonly known as the “Texas Independence Referendum Act," or TEXIT If passed, it will place a referendum on the ballot during the next … Continue reading

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Texas, A Land of Romance

Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy wants you if you are fertile and married. HB No. 2889 would slash property taxes to ZERO for opposite-sex married couples with 10 children. Straight married couples with fewer than 10 children would also … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Rolling Blunder, er, Greg Abbott is determined to protect the freedom-loving  libertarian paradise of Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy) from climate change destroying their electricity grid, er, high-powered, semi-automatic guns shooting up their public schools, er, TikTok: “The security risks … Continue reading

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