Category Archives: Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy

Some Fries With Your Stupid, New Confederacy Republicans?

The Coup Klux Klan don’t try to hide it at all anymore. They are putting the racists on their front porch: ‘America First Caucus’ Tied to Marjorie Greene Spews Creepy Nativist Rhetoric About ‘Anglo-Saxon Traditions’ A new caucus tied to … Continue reading

Posted in Alaskastan, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, immigration, Marjorie Taylor Greene, racism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

Texas Sen. Cornyn Needs A Fix

Sen. John Cornyn (the Ron Johnson of Louis Gohmerts) is having withdrawals from the hourly twitty-twatting of TFG. : Invites the question: is he really in charge? — Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) April 12, 2021 Also, this is a pretty … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments

Ah, Texas!

It must be spring: the hay fever, the birdies building nests, Texas threatening to secede: Texas GOP chairman Allen West falsely says Texas could secede from the US: ‘We could go back to being our own Republic’ Just leave already. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s listen as a Q-spiracy theorist explains that those 200 or so people who died in the cold in Texas were actually killed by Chinese-controlled weather weapons, you know, that President Handsome Joe Biden allowed because… reasons: … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, global climate change, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments

Texas: ‘What Floriduh Said, Y’all’

Copy Cats Guys, it’s almost like the Coup Klux Klan is coordinating another coup: New GOP-led voting restrictions move forward in Texas Texas Republicans advanced a slate of proposed new voting restrictions Thursday that would reduce options to cast ballots, … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Georgeduh, John Roberts, racism, SCOTUS, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, voting, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

Texas must be so proud of their good ol’ boy: House Ethics rejects Gohmert’s appeal of $5,000 metal detector fine The House Ethics Committee rejected Rep. Louie Gohmert’s appeal of a $5,000 fine levied against him for evading the new … Continue reading

Posted in Screwie Louie Gohmert, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 14 Comments

Ah, Texas!

I had forgotten that AG Ken Paxton of Texas (America’s Lab for Bad Policy) was in Washington DC on Jan. 6 and addressed the insurgents at the rally before the Stupid Coup commenced. So many idiots were there blubbering about … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Well this is probably the quote of the day (emphasis mine): On an invitation-only call last week, Sen. Ted Cruz huddled with Republican state lawmakers to call them to battle on the issue of voting rights. Democrats are trying to … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Q-spiracy, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, voting, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Walks Backwards Into The Hedge

Texas: America’s Lab For Bad Policy "There's old sayings in Texas about find all the rope in Texas and get a tall oak tree. You know, we take justice very seriously, & we ought to do that. Round up the … Continue reading

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Texas: America’s Lab for Bad Policy, Part Infinity

Grifters Gotta Grift The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is going to be reclassified as a documentary after this (emphasis mine): Some on Wall Street Profited off Texas Blackouts. In a Private Call, a Top Regulator Pledged He Would Try … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments