Category Archives: Tennessee

Sen. Marsha Blackburn: Super-Genius!

Guys, she’s trying to prove that the Infrastructure Bill is the work of Ol’ Scratch hisself, but I think she’s actually helping us. Anyway, the Pride of Tennessee sent out a series of tweets telling the world what is in … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Sen. Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is not progress: I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their #2A rights. Thank you members of the General Assembly and @NRA for helping get this done. … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Tennessee, wayne lapierre | 11 Comments

The Gret Stet of Tennessee Makes Its Move!

Watch-out, Republicans, your tighty-whiteys, er, sheets are showing again: THREAD: Just one week since the TN Historical Commission voted to move the Nathan Bedford Forrest bust out of the State Capitol, some Republican lawmakers are now trying to change that … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, racism, Tennessee, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Notice the tense that Marsha-Marsha-Marsha uses: GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn on Fox Business: "Neanderthals are hunter-gatherers, they're protectors of their family, they are resilient, they're resourceful, they tend to their own. So, I think Joe Biden needs to rethink what … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, snark, Tennessee | 23 Comments

Tennessee Joins Crazee State Race

Coming fast on the heels of Floriduh flinging open the floodgates to the Trump-Virus, The Tennessean tells us that Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee (R – shocking, I know!) is ending all statewide coronavirus restrictions on businesses and gatherings:  “I want … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Pandemics, Tennessee | 5 Comments

Crazee State Race Updated!

Possum Hollar is determined to get their moonshine to the market! These 4 States Are Reopening Businesses Over The Next Two Weeks As The Coronavirus Pandemic Continues Governors in several states said they’re eager to restart their local economies, even … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Floriduh, Georgeduh, masks, Pandemics, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Shelter-in-Place, Tennessee, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs For the second time, a resolution to denounce neo-Nazis has failed in the Tennessee legislature For the second time in recent weeks, a resolution denouncing neo-Nazis and white nationalists has died in the Tennessee General Assembly. The first … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Nazis, Tennessee, The New Confederacy | 4 Comments

The Harold Ford Jr. Replacement Unit Is Retiring

Sen. Bob Corker said Tuesday he will not seek re-election next year. “After much thought, consideration and family discussion over the past year, Elizabeth and I have decided that I will leave the United States Senate when my term expires … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Tennessee | 3 Comments

Tennessee We Don’t Serve Your Kind Update

Tennessee might need some grief counseling. Oh, wait.

Posted in Crazeee States, Homophobia, marriage equality, Tennessee, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 3 Comments

Tennessee Is On A Roll!

The Crazee State Contest is really heating up in the New Confederacy: Bill that would let therapists reject gay clients heads to Tennessee Gov. Haslam. Now, at first you might be thinking that this is another Religious Freedom Restoration Act-kinda … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Homophobia, Tennessee, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 9 Comments