Category Archives: Tennessee

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News When Possum Hollar tells you who they are, believe them the first time: WATCH: “I WOULD BURN ‘EM.” 😳 Carrying Speaker @CSexton25’s last-minute school libraries takeover, Jerry Sexton admits he wants to BURN LIBRARY BOOKS he hates📚 … Continue reading

Posted in Book Banning, Crazeee States, Fascism, Tennessee | 7 Comments

GOP Advice: Pull Yourself Up By Your Jackboot Straps

No comment. “I wanna give you a little history lesson on homelessness. In 1910, Hitler decided to live on the streets for a while. So for two years, Hitler lived on the streets and practice his oratory and body language … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Tennessee, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The New Confederacy, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Marsha?

I understand that she’s dumb even when sober: Tennesseans want a wall on our southern border. — Sen. Marsha Blackburn (@MarshaBlackburn) April 11, 2022 “…and Mississippi will pay for it!”

Posted in Crazeee States, racism, Sen. Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee, White Punks on Dope | 16 Comments

Family Values: The War on Women Has New Front in Tennessee

Tennessee is pro-rape as well as anti-woman: In advancing HB2779, a bill modeled after the Texas abortion law, Tennessee Rep. Rebecca Alexander (R) says that it would be permissible for any family member of a rapist to sue the victim … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, sexism, Tennessee, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 13 Comments

Tennessee: Reach!

Give a theocrat a nail gun and everyone looks like Jeebus:: Legislation introduced in the Tennessee state legislature this month is raising alarms from the state’s police union and gun control advocates who say it could turn the streets into … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Tennessee, wayne lapierre | 12 Comments

And It’s Started

Guys – We have our new image of the Nazi’s burning books: This happened about a mile from my house tonight. Book burning. Harry Potter. Twilight. Anything else deemed demonic. Some say to ignore the madman who leads this congregation. … Continue reading

Posted in Book Banning, Crazeee States, Fascism, Tennessee | 8 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Tennessee?

Guys, what’s the difference between a cow and a Tennesseean? Tennessee won’t incentivize COVID shots but pays to vax cows The Republican governor of Tennessee, Bill Lee, who is a rancher is all in favor of herd immunity for livestock, … Continue reading

Posted in Grifters Gotta Grift, Pandemics, Tennessee | 4 Comments

Nashville, TN: You CAN Pee Here

Nashville DA won’t enforce new bathroom sign law “Nashville’s top prosecutor said Monday that he will not enforce a newly enacted law that requires businesses and government facilities open to the public to post a sign if they let transgender … Continue reading

Posted in Tennessee, Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 6 Comments

Sen. Marsha Blackburn: Super-Genius!

Guys, she’s trying to prove that the Infrastructure Bill is the work of Ol’ Scratch hisself, but I think she’s actually helping us. Anyway, the Pride of Tennessee sent out a series of tweets telling the world what is in … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, Sen. Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Well, this is not progress: I signed constitutional carry today because it shouldn’t be hard for law-abiding Tennesseans to exercise their #2A rights. Thank you members of the General Assembly and @NRA for helping get this done. … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Tennessee, wayne lapierre | 11 Comments