Category Archives: South Doh!kota

South Dakota: ‘Is Our Children Learning?’

Posted on December 13, 2021 by tengrain

…or maybe it should be what are the children of South Doh!Kota learning: At a junior hockey game in Sioux Falls, S.D., on Saturday night, $5,000 in one-dollar bills was dumped onto a carpet in the middle of the ice … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kristi Noem, South Doh!kota | 8 Comments

A Modest Proposal

Posted on September 5, 2021 by tengrain

I’m done with the Covidiots: Ivermectin and COVID-19: ERs reportedly filling with people overdosing on unproven drug In recent weeks, there has been a dramatic increase in calls to poison centers by people who are taking ivermectin intended for animals. Meanwhile, … Continue reading →

Posted in Floriduh, Pandemics, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 8 Comments

(UPDATED) That Didn’t Take Long

Posted on September 2, 2021 by tengrain

BREAKING: Florida's Senate President announces that they will be passing a model of the Texas abortion law. — No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) September 2, 2021 And now vigilantes are empowered across the New Confederacy, from Texastan to … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Forced Birth, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, War on Women | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on August 25, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Texas’ Gov. Abbot must be feeling some pressure from South Doh!kota’s Gov. Noem infecting so many people at Sturgis, so he’s upping the carnage ante: “Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Wednesday announced an executive order banning COVID-19 … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Floriduh, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, Kristi Noem, masks, Pandemics, Science, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vaccine | 5 Comments

Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Posted on August 25, 2021 by tengrain

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading →

Posted in Arkansas, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Hawaii, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

Posted on August 14, 2021 by tengrain

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Oh, Yoo-hoo, Secret Service, We’ve Got a Live One!

Posted on March 25, 2021 by tengrain

Hey @JoeBiden – come and take it. Careful, she bites too. pic.twitter.com/NOKWlq5aQv — Senator Mike Rounds (@SenatorRounds) March 25, 2021 The SD Senator has a statue of himself brandishing a weapon and  is using it to threaten the President. That’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, President Handsome Joe Biden, South Doh!kota | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on March 23, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News D’oh! The Founding Fathers never intended for Washington D.C. to be a state.#DCStatehood is really about packing the Senate with Democrats in order to pass a left-wing agenda. Just look at the DC voter registration data: 🔵 … Continue reading →

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, South Doh!kota | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on January 9, 2021 by tengrain

Ladies and gentlemen,  noted super-spreader and public nuisance, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem! “A day after calling for healing and peace as a country, South Dakota’s governor is alleging “communists” have infiltrated the United States Senate… “In an op-ed on … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, South Doh!kota, White Punks on Dope | 20 Comments

Meanwhile, In South Dakota

Posted on December 10, 2020 by tengrain

You may recall that SD Gov. Kristi Noem famously encouraged the Sturgis biker thingie to go on during the Pandemic and turned her state into a Trump-Virus tourism attraction. To this day, she still refuses to do any sort of … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Pandemics, South Doh!kota, Wingnuttia | 14 Comments