Category Archives: South Doh!kota

South Dakota: ‘Is Our Children Learning?’

…or maybe it should be what are the children of South Doh!Kota learning: At a junior hockey game in Sioux Falls, S.D., on Saturday night, $5,000 in one-dollar bills was dumped onto a carpet in the middle of the ice … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kristi Noem, South Doh!kota | 8 Comments

A Modest Proposal

I’m done with the Covidiots: Ivermectin and COVID-19: ERs reportedly filling with people overdosing on unproven drug In recent weeks, there has been a dramatic increase in calls to poison centers by people who are taking ivermectin intended for animals. Meanwhile, … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Pandemics, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 8 Comments

(UPDATED) That Didn’t Take Long

BREAKING: Florida's Senate President announces that they will be passing a model of the Texas abortion law. — No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) September 2, 2021 And now vigilantes are empowered across the New Confederacy, from Texastan to … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Forced Birth, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The New Confederacy, War on Women | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Texas’ Gov. Abbot must be feeling some pressure from South Doh!kota’s Gov. Noem infecting so many people at Sturgis, so he’s upping the carnage ante: “Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Wednesday announced an executive order banning COVID-19 … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Floriduh, Greg 'Rolling Blunder' Abbott, Kristi Noem, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Science, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vaccine | 5 Comments

Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading

Posted in Arkansas, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Hawaii, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

The Quotable Kristi Noem

How to defend the indefensible Sturgis Biker Rally by likely 2024 Goat Rodeo Contender Kristi Noem: “I think it’s interesting that this side, this political party, the Democrats, who embrace getting abortion on demand, are accusing us of embracing death … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Herd Immunity, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, South Doh!kota, Testing, Vaccine, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

Oh, Yoo-hoo, Secret Service, We’ve Got a Live One!

Hey @JoeBiden – come and take it. Careful, she bites too. pic.twitter.com/NOKWlq5aQv — Senator Mike Rounds (@SenatorRounds) March 25, 2021 The SD Senator has a statue of himself brandishing a weapon and  is using it to threaten the President. That’s … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, President Handsome Joe Biden, South Doh!kota | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News D’oh! The Founding Fathers never intended for Washington D.C. to be a state.#DCStatehood is really about packing the Senate with Democrats in order to pass a left-wing agenda. Just look at the DC voter registration data: 🔵 … Continue reading

Posted in People Dumber than Dolphins, South Doh!kota | 7 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Ladies and gentlemen,  noted super-spreader and public nuisance, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem! “A day after calling for healing and peace as a country, South Dakota’s governor is alleging “communists” have infiltrated the United States Senate… “In an op-ed on … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, South Doh!kota, White Punks on Dope | 20 Comments

Meanwhile, In South Dakota

You may recall that SD Gov. Kristi Noem famously encouraged the Sturgis biker thingie to go on during the Pandemic and turned her state into a Trump-Virus tourism attraction. To this day, she still refuses to do any sort of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pandemics, South Doh!kota, Wingnuttia | 14 Comments