Category Archives: SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust

UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

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Exciting News From The Trump Transition Team!

Blogger-banging (allegedly) Gov. Nikki Haley (South Carolina motto: Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust) is being considered to be Hair Führer’s Secretary of State. Trump may have actually found someone LESS qualified than Giuliani to be Secretary of State: Nikki Haley. … Continue reading

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Shave and a Haircut, 2 Bullets

He seems nice: Barber arrested for pulling gun on customer, says he ‘doesn’t cut black hair’ And no, he was not talking about hair that is not blonde. Expect to see more of this in the Age of Trump. Sigh. … Continue reading

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In the Tweet of the Moment

Spotted: Mark Sanford on the trail. (Not the Appalachian trail) pic.twitter.com/BCOmDt1jbx — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 17, 2016 Well played, Zeke. Well played.

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It Sucks To Be You, ¡JEB!

And once more, with feeling: Multiple sources in South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust) report that popular Gov. Nikki Haley will be endorsing Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of … Continue reading

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SC, Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust and Dirty Tricks

As we all know, South Carolina is the home of sedition in the United States, and the seething hotbed of unbridled lust (for example see Sanford, Gov. Mark). It is also the home of the dirtiest campaign tricks in American … Continue reading

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Endorsements!

The Lt. Governor of South Carolina, the seething hotbed of unbridled lust—and Jeebus— Henry McMaster has endorsed the vulgar talking yam (thanks Charlie!) Donald Trump: “South Carolina is going to have the most decisive presidential primary election this cycle,” McMaster … Continue reading

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South Carolina: A Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, cont.

Our attention was caught this morning by the exciting news coming out of South Carolina: Gov. Nikki Haley is going to give the rebuttal to The Kenyan Usurper’s final State of the Union Address! S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley, coming off … Continue reading

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Like a Hooker On Sunday

A Baton Rouge teevee reporter was fired shortly after he asked Sen. Vitter (R- Pampers) about his history with the World’s Oldest Profession: “A Baton Rouge television reporter was fired Tuesday several hours after a confrontation with U.S. Sen. David … Continue reading

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The Smart Bush Goes to SC… And Steps On a Rake

Nikki Haley Governor of that seething hotbed of unbridled lust, South Carolina was the host for a campaign visit from NotChimpy today. And so where did she take The Smart Bush, you ask? Why, to a battered women’s shelter, of … Continue reading

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