Category Archives: Pennsyltucky

PA Cheese Has Slipped Off Their Cracker

Posted on January 16, 2023 by tengrain

The GOP Autopsy in Pennsyltucky might want to look at the NYTimes this morning and save themselves $100K Ameros: WILLIAMSPORT, Pa. — On the 797th day after the defeat of former President Donald J. Trump, a rural Pennsylvania county on … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, Wingnuttia | 8 Comments

PA Republicans Want To Know What Went Wrong, Hilarity Ensues

Posted on January 16, 2023 by tengrain

The state of Pennsylvania’s Republican Party is conducting an autopsy of what went wrong in the 2022 Pie Fight. As we all know, PA Republicans failed to flip any congressional districts, lost the governor’s race, US Senate race, and majority … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Dr. Oz, Pennsyltucky, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

About Last Night…

Posted on October 26, 2022 by tengrain

I only caught a few moments of the Fetterman — Oz debate, and because I am in the Gret Stet of Warshington and not in Pennsylvania, I decided that dinner was more important to me. That said I did catch … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Dr. Oz, Forced Birth, John Fetterman, Pennsyltucky | 8 Comments

Dr. Oz is Really Bad At His Job

Posted on September 27, 2022 by tengrain

As long as we are talking  ‘bout Pennsyltucky,we note that Dr. Oz is either really bad at his job of running for office, or maybe he’s secretly joined the Fetterman campaign: Dr. Oz took aim at John Fetterman’s clothing and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman, New Jersey, Pennsyltucky | 10 Comments

Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

Posted on August 29, 2022 by tengrain

Civil war enthusiast, Christian Nationalist, January 6 Rioter, and candidate for governor Doug Mastriano is NOT moving to the center in the general election and prefers to bear hug The Big Lie and Hair Füror, hoping the base will burn … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Meanwhile, In Wisconsin…

Posted on August 1, 2022 by tengrain

It looks like the general election battle starts NOW for the dumbest man in the Senate, and human catfish (look at that mouth!) RoJo: (CNN)Wisconsin state Treasurer Sarah Godlewski ended her US Senate campaign on Friday as the field in the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ohio, Pennsyltucky, RoJo, Wisconsin | 3 Comments

Next Level Trolling

Posted on July 15, 2022 by tengrain

Hey @DrOz 👋 JERSEY loves you + will not forget you!!! 🥰 pic.twitter.com/YmaXfMpzUK — John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 14, 2022 The Fetterman Senate campaign is really something! I read somewhere that this ad only cost like $375 to make, and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Pennsyltucky | 7 Comments

Whaddup, Pennsylvania?

Posted on July 15, 2022 by tengrain

You cannot make up merde comme ça: Pennsylvania Sen. Doug Mastriano’s campaign for governor in Pennsylvania paid $5,000 for “consulting services” to Gab, a social media platform that provides a home for conspiracy theories and antisemitic content. Gab is the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Gab, Nazis, Pennsyltucky | 7 Comments

PA Candidate Discovers New Way To Kiss Trump’s Ample Derrière

Posted on June 14, 2022 by tengrain

Good hire, guys! Pennsylvania’s Republican gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano announced on Monday that Jenna Ellis, a lawyer who challenged the 2020 elections results for former President Trump, would join his campaign as a senior legal adviser… Ellis is among Trump’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Pennsyltucky | 5 Comments

A Vote For Mastriano Is A Vote AGAINST Democracy

Posted on June 11, 2022 by tengrain

Looks like somehow Pennsylvania Democrats found a gubernatorial candidate with a spine, willing to name and shame his opponent for being an insurrectionist: I want to make this clear: he knew what he was doing when he crossed those barricades … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Insurrection, Pennsyltucky, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments