Category Archives: Pennsyltucky

PA Candidate Discovers New Way To Kiss Trump’s Ample Derrière

Good hire, guys! Pennsylvania’s Republican gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano announced on Monday that Jenna Ellis, a lawyer who challenged the 2020 elections results for former President Trump, would join his campaign as a senior legal adviser… Ellis is among Trump’s … Continue reading

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A Vote For Mastriano Is A Vote AGAINST Democracy

Looks like somehow Pennsylvania Democrats found a gubernatorial candidate with a spine, willing to name and shame his opponent for being an insurrectionist: I want to make this clear: he knew what he was doing when he crossed those barricades … Continue reading

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Karma Voted In Pennsyltucky

Connecticut resident David McCormick —who’s neck and neck with New Jersey resident Dr. Oz for the GOP Pennsyltucky US Senate nomination— has filed a lawsuit to require counties to count mail-in ballots with undated envelopes. McCormick’s lawsuit, filed after hours, … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

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High Stakes in Penn Governor Race Got Higher

The Stupid Coup In more Pennsyltucky news, PA GOP Gubor-candidate and noted Red Hat, Doug Mastriano keeps proving his deep connections with the Stupid Coup: WASHINGTON — A staffer with Doug Mastriano’s Pennsylvania gubernatorial campaign who helped block media access to … Continue reading

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Today Is The Super Tuesday of Primaries

Guys, today 5 states are holding their primaries and so our Failed Political Press is already having a day at the races. I understand someone at MSNBC has dusted of Steve Kornacki and lubricated his joints, many of which appear … Continue reading

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Endorsement!

This seems almost inevitable: our twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid —a man focused on Nielsen ratings— finally endorsed one of the Senate candidates in Pennsylvania: Dr. Oz. “By the way, I endorsed another person today — Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania,” Trump … Continue reading

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Dr. Oz: ‘Sorry, Right Number’

I missed this yesterday: “Dr. and Mrs. Oz did not or could not hear me, and they did not realize that, rather than end the phone call, Lisa Oz had mistakenly connected her device to what sounded like the sound … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

The last time we checked in on the Pennsylvania Senate race, noted wife-beater and child-abuser (ALLEGED!) Sean Parnell had dropped out of the race to spend more time with his kids on weekends, and so the local Republicans had to … Continue reading

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The PA Senate Race Takes Dramatic Turn, Jr. Mints Is In Trouble As Usual

Junior Mints, the ne’er do well son of Hair Füror Donald Trump, has some ‘splaining to do to Daddy Dearest. You see, Junior was the person who encouraged Senior to endorse the Senate candidacy of Sean Parnell, who has now … Continue reading

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