Category Archives: Pennsyltucky

Dr. Oz: ‘Sorry, Right Number’

I missed this yesterday: “Dr. and Mrs. Oz did not or could not hear me, and they did not realize that, rather than end the phone call, Lisa Oz had mistakenly connected her device to what sounded like the sound … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

The last time we checked in on the Pennsylvania Senate race, noted wife-beater and child-abuser (ALLEGED!) Sean Parnell had dropped out of the race to spend more time with his kids on weekends, and so the local Republicans had to … Continue reading

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The PA Senate Race Takes Dramatic Turn, Jr. Mints Is In Trouble As Usual

Junior Mints, the ne’er do well son of Hair Füror Donald Trump, has some ‘splaining to do to Daddy Dearest. You see, Junior was the person who encouraged Senior to endorse the Senate candidacy of Sean Parnell, who has now … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Junior Mints, Pennsyltucky | 11 Comments

PA GOP Starts Their Own 2020 Goat Rodeo Audit, What Could Go Wrong?

Buzzfeed News tells us: Pennsylvania Senate Republicans voted Wednesday to subpoena vast troves of personal information about millions of voters, including partial Social Security numbers, as they engage with false conspiracies about the 2020 election… But Pennsylvania appears to be … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), voting | 5 Comments

And Now, A Pennsylvania Traffic Update

From the plausible deniability files (emphasis mine): Candidate for governor says he did not cause fatal accident HARRISBURG — Charlie Gerow, a Republican who announced his candidacy for governor last month, said Friday that he is cooperating with a police investigation into … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Pennsylvania?

It seems that the stupidity disease in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has contationed (is too a vurb!) its neighbor state of Pennsyltucky (I’m told that there is nothing between those states as determined by us coastal elites). Yup, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie | 11 Comments

And in Independence Day News…

Pennsyltucky shall rise again: Tensions Flare as White Supremacists March in Front of Philly City Hall The group of dozens of men wore white face coverings, kakis, blue shirts and tan hats and waved flags with insignias appearing to belong … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan continues to distinguish themselves. You see, before there was the Fraudit, there was Prznint Stupid and his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani, and former failed-appointed senator Kelli Ward (now the TSKoA … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pennsyltucky, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Up Next: Pennsylvania

In a plot twist so obvious that one expects Nicolas Cage to appear, disgraced, shambolic, twice-impeached LOSER and ex-prznint Lord Damp Nut demanded that the Coup Klux Klan in Pennsyltucky seize the ballots and machines to conduct another disinformation campaign, … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pennsyltucky, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Well, they found the dead girl, have they looked for the live boy? — The "the girl in my bathtub" section of my campaign website for district attorney is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the "the girl … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pennsyltucky, Wingnuttia | 9 Comments