Category Archives: Pennsyltucky

PA GOP Starts Their Own 2020 Goat Rodeo Audit, What Could Go Wrong?

Buzzfeed News tells us: Pennsylvania Senate Republicans voted Wednesday to subpoena vast troves of personal information about millions of voters, including partial Social Security numbers, as they engage with false conspiracies about the 2020 election… But Pennsylvania appears to be … Continue reading

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And Now, A Pennsylvania Traffic Update

From the plausible deniability files (emphasis mine): Candidate for governor says he did not cause fatal accident HARRISBURG — Charlie Gerow, a Republican who announced his candidacy for governor last month, said Friday that he is cooperating with a police investigation into … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Pennsylvania?

It seems that the stupidity disease in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has contationed (is too a vurb!) its neighbor state of Pennsyltucky (I’m told that there is nothing between those states as determined by us coastal elites). Yup, … Continue reading

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And in Independence Day News…

Pennsyltucky shall rise again: Tensions Flare as White Supremacists March in Front of Philly City Hall The group of dozens of men wore white face coverings, kakis, blue shirts and tan hats and waved flags with insignias appearing to belong … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan continues to distinguish themselves. You see, before there was the Fraudit, there was Prznint Stupid and his Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani, and former failed-appointed senator Kelli Ward (now the TSKoA … Continue reading

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Up Next: Pennsylvania

In a plot twist so obvious that one expects Nicolas Cage to appear, disgraced, shambolic, twice-impeached LOSER and ex-prznint Lord Damp Nut demanded that the Coup Klux Klan in Pennsyltucky seize the ballots and machines to conduct another disinformation campaign, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Well, they found the dead girl, have they looked for the live boy? — The "the girl in my bathtub" section of my campaign website for district attorney is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the "the girl … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Actual quote from a PA GOP official, explaining why Sen. Toomey should be censured: “We did not send him there to vote his conscience. We did not send him there to ‘do the right thing’ or whatever” pic.twitter.com/p0sA960GEp — Jan … Continue reading

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(UPDATED) Philadelphia Freedumb

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery is catching-on in Wingnuttia; or it could be that if you let a brat get away with something, all the other brats will try it, too: GOP leaders in Pa. Senate will refuse … Continue reading

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Chad Moves to Pennsylvania!

Naked Ballots are the new Hanging Chad. Tiger Beat on the Potomac has the details: “‘Naked ballots’ are fast shaping up as 2020’s equivalent of hanging chads. After the state Supreme Court ruled Thursday that mail-in ballots sent without a … Continue reading

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