Category Archives: Pennsyltucky

About Last Night…

I only caught a few moments of the Fetterman — Oz debate, and because I am in the Gret Stet of Warshington and not in Pennsylvania, I decided that dinner was more important to me. That said I did catch … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Dr. Oz, Forced Birth, John Fetterman, Pennsyltucky | 8 Comments

Dr. Oz is Really Bad At His Job

As long as we are talking  ‘bout Pennsyltucky,we note that Dr. Oz is either really bad at his job of running for office, or maybe he’s secretly joined the Fetterman campaign: Dr. Oz took aim at John Fetterman’s clothing and … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman, New Jersey, Pennsyltucky | 10 Comments

Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

Civil war enthusiast, Christian Nationalist, January 6 Rioter, and candidate for governor Doug Mastriano is NOT moving to the center in the general election and prefers to bear hug The Big Lie and Hair Füror, hoping the base will burn … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Doug Mastriano, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments

Meanwhile, In Wisconsin…

It looks like the general election battle starts NOW for the dumbest man in the Senate, and human catfish (look at that mouth!) RoJo: (CNN)Wisconsin state Treasurer Sarah Godlewski ended her US Senate campaign on Friday as the field in the … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ohio, Pennsyltucky, RoJo, Wisconsin | 3 Comments

Next Level Trolling

Hey @DrOz 👋 JERSEY loves you + will not forget you!!! 🥰 pic.twitter.com/YmaXfMpzUK — John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 14, 2022 The Fetterman Senate campaign is really something! I read somewhere that this ad only cost like $375 to make, and … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Pennsylvania?

You cannot make up merde comme ça: Pennsylvania Sen. Doug Mastriano’s campaign for governor in Pennsylvania paid $5,000 for “consulting services” to Gab, a social media platform that provides a home for conspiracy theories and antisemitic content. Gab is the … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Gab, Nazis, Pennsyltucky | 7 Comments

PA Candidate Discovers New Way To Kiss Trump’s Ample Derrière

Good hire, guys! Pennsylvania’s Republican gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano announced on Monday that Jenna Ellis, a lawyer who challenged the 2020 elections results for former President Trump, would join his campaign as a senior legal adviser… Ellis is among Trump’s … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pennsyltucky | 5 Comments

A Vote For Mastriano Is A Vote AGAINST Democracy

Looks like somehow Pennsylvania Democrats found a gubernatorial candidate with a spine, willing to name and shame his opponent for being an insurrectionist: I want to make this clear: he knew what he was doing when he crossed those barricades … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Insurrection, Pennsyltucky, The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Karma Voted In Pennsyltucky

Connecticut resident David McCormick —who’s neck and neck with New Jersey resident Dr. Oz for the GOP Pennsyltucky US Senate nomination— has filed a lawsuit to require counties to count mail-in ballots with undated envelopes. McCormick’s lawsuit, filed after hours, … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Vote Suppression, voter fraud, voting | 6 Comments