Category Archives: Crazeee States

Las Vegas to Georgia: ‘Hold My Beer’

This interview with Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman is totally bananas: Las Vegas Mayor Carolyn Goodman calls for businesses to reopen, while saying she won’t provide social distancing guidelines on how to do so safely. “They better figure it out. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs TX Lt. Gubnor Dan Patrick has sumpn’ to say to us about the economy: “There are more important things than living.” You first, pal. (H/T Crooks and Liars)

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Crazee State Race Updated!

Possum Hollar is determined to get their moonshine to the market! These 4 States Are Reopening Businesses Over The Next Two Weeks As The Coronavirus Pandemic Continues Governors in several states said they’re eager to restart their local economies, even … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Floriduh, Georgeduh, masks, Pandemics, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Shelter-in-Place, Tennessee, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 9 Comments

FL and GA Are Neck-and-Neck!

It’s like Floriduh and Georgeduh are competing in the Dumbass Olympics! Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis allowed Florida beaches to reopen as the state’s coronavirus cases surpassed 25,000. Georgeduh Gov. Kemp announced that gyms, hair salons, nail salons, barbershops, and bowling … Continue reading

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Fashion Week Continues!

The trikini is all the rage in Florida this season. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

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Floriduh Man

Tiger Beat: “Florida GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz has spent nearly $200,000 in taxpayer funds renting an office from a longtime friend, adviser, campaign donor and legal client. “Both men said in separate interviews Gaetz paid below market rent for the … Continue reading

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Our List Grows, Part Infinity

Republicans continue voting-rights eff’ery project because how else will they get Lord Damp Nut re-elected: Kentucky passed a NEW voter-ID law. What a coinkidink!, ID-issuing offices are closed because of an ongoing lethal pandemic. Weird, huh? Texas accepts that pandemic-based … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kentucky, Pandemics, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, voting | 10 Comments

Worst. Zombie. Movie. Ever

Compare and contrast with: Just when we think that Possum Hollar cannot get any more in with the MAGA Death Cult, they surprise us: Demonstrators drove thousands of vehicles – many draped with protest signs – to Michigan’s state Capitol on Wednesday, loudly protesting Democratic Gov. Gretchen … Continue reading

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WI to Trump: (Honey)Badgers Don’t Care

Jill Karofsky defeated GOP-appointed Justice Dan Kelly to become a Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice. As you know, the democracy-loving, and freedom fondling GOPers tried to suppress turnout by forcing people to vote in person amid Trump-plague conditions. They also managed … Continue reading

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Who Moved WI’s Cheese?

Er, I meant, who moved the WI Primary: In a reversal, Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers announced he wants to postpone his state’s Tuesday election. The Democrat called the state legislature into a special session on Saturday to take up legislation … Continue reading

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