Category Archives: Oklahoma

Oklahoma: It’s fine.

We need a little backstory before we can begin today’s lesson. Summer Boismier, a teacher in Oklahoma, upon the passage of a high school book-banning law, gave her students the top-secret and heretofore unknown URL of the Brooklyn Public Library … Continue reading

Posted in Book Banning, Crazeee States, Fascism, Oklahoma | 9 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Getting to know your Senators, James Lankford edition: In a 2010 deposition in the case [Ed. – In 2009, while Lankford worked at a summer camp, the family of a 13-year-old girl sued a 15-year-old boy who … Continue reading

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OK: You Will Have Your Rapists Baby

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R-did you really need to ask?) signed into law the nation’s strictest abortion ban, making Oklahoma the first state to effectively end all abortion access, in anticipation of Patron Saint of Blastocysts Sammy Alito’s ruling overturning … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Oklahoma, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women | 13 Comments

Professional Courtesy

Oklahoma Senator and human Q-Tip, 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Tom Cotton seems nice: Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) literally says Ketanji Brown Jackson might have defended Nazis at Nuremberg: "The last Judge Jackson left the Supreme Court to go to Nuremberg … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News You will have your rapist’s baby: (Reuters) – Oklahoma lawmakers on Tuesday passed a bill that would make it illegal to perform an abortion in the state except in medical emergencies, penalizing those who do with up … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Oklahoma, War on Women | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Now THIS is how to get Hair Füror to endorse your campaign: FIRST ON FOX: Oklahoma GOP U.S. Senate candidate Rep. Markwayne Mullin Tuesday is introducing a resolution to expunge former President Donald Trump’s first impeachment – … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, ITMFA, Oklahoma | 2 Comments

Area Man Learns He Is Not Commander-in-Chief

Oklahoma, of course: A federal court on Tuesday denied a lawsuit filed by Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt (R) that challenged the Pentagon’s military-wide coronavirus vaccine mandate by asking that the requirement be suspended for his state’s National Guard members… …Tuesday’s … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Oklahoma, Pandemics, Science, vaccine mandates | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News He seems nice: OKLAHOMA CITY (KFOR) – A state senator is receiving backlash after referring to Asian Americans as “yellow families” during a recent interim study focused on racial inequality. Sen. David Rader used the term during … Continue reading

Posted in Oklahoma, The New Confederacy | 11 Comments

The Big Issues Facing Oklahoma Today

You cannot make up merde like this: Oklahoma Gov Kevin Stitt’s re-election campaign is now claiming that “Joe Biden’s radical liberal policies” are to blame for Chick-fil-A’s sauce shortage. It asks readers to donate to Stitt to “make sure Chick-Fil-A … Continue reading

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Oklahoma, Whaddup?

You will have your rapist’s baby: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signed a bill to immediately outlaw abortion in Oklahoma if the U.S. Supreme Court overturns the 1973 case that legalized abortion. Stitt signed the so-called “trigger” bill late Tuesday. The … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Oklahoma, sexism, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 6 Comments