Category Archives: North Carolina

Financial Troubles For America’s Roller Nazi

Republican cocaine-fueled orgies observer and noted Hitler fanboi, Rep. Madison Cawthorne’s fundraising effort for his 2022 Pie Fight is, uh, in trouble. 2022 Watch-New: @CawthornforNC just filed his Jan-March fundraising figures with the FEC. He spent more than he raised … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, North Carolina | 9 Comments

Republican Family Values, Part Infinity

This report from Axios totally scans: North Carolina’s Republican Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson “paid” for the abortion of his “unborn child in 1989,” according to his personal Facebook comments from 2012. And that’s /scene.

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, North Carolina, Shallow graves for shallow people, Today's Irony Alert, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 4 Comments

Maddie Experiences A Disturbance in the Farce

When a Senator from your state casts shade: If your comments are being replayed over and over by Russian state propaganda outlets…#ncpol https://t.co/esmVCroTOL — Senator Thom Tillis (@SenThomTillis) March 17, 2022  

Posted in Crazeee States, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, North Carolina, People Dumber than Dolphins, Pooty-Poot Putin, Ukraine War, Useful Idiot | 2 Comments

Report: North Carolina Finds Voter Fraud, Also Mark Meadows Address

Guys, the Gret Stet of North Carolina found some voter registration fraud in a trailer park (shocking, I know), and as luck would have it, the address is the same as Mark Meadows, Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows, North Carolina, voter fraud, voting | 8 Comments

Turbulence for Area Insurrectionist

Legitimate Political Discourse fan boi, habitué of the Eagles Nest Gift Shop, and noted roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn has tried to head off at the pass an attempt to disqualify his candidacy based upon his actions leading up to and … Continue reading

Posted in Legitimate Political Discourse, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi, North Carolina, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 6 Comments

Gov. Pat McCrory: ‘White Like Me’

Gov. Bathroom Bills should know his own state’s history better: (CNN)Former North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory said last year that not receiving an offer to teach at Duke University upon leaving the governorship was “blacklisting” and comparable to the refusal … Continue reading

Posted in civil rights, Get Off The Cross, North Carolina, racism, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 11 Comments

So How’s That Revenge Tour Working For Ya, Hair Füror?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has been doing the hallway gossip correlation so we don’t have to: Donald Trump’s favorite in the Alabama Senate race is treading water. His pick in Pennsylvania just bowed out of the GOP … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Alabama, Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, North Carolina, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

He Seems Nice

North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson had something to say at a Winston-Salem church: And as no one has time for 2-hours of fire-and-brimstone from a Xristian scold on a Sunday, you can read about it here. But first, some … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, North Carolina, Theocrats, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 10 Comments

Checkmate, Convention-Style

Guys, the RNC and North Carolina are fighting again! Republican officials planning their party’s convention swapped their list of demands with North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper this week, ahead of the August event in Charlotte. On Monday, President Trump threatened … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Georgeduh, North Carolina | 8 Comments

North Carolina Today

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, has earned a night off: Trump says there is “a lot of illegal voting going on” in California. As always, there is absolutely no evidence for this. — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 9, 2019 Comrade … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, North Carolina, snark, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here | 1 Comment