Category Archives: Montana

Hickory-Dickory-Dok, Gianforte Just Banned The ‘Tok

Anger-issues Poster Boy and Montana Governor Greg Gianforte signed the first bill in the nation to bodyslam, er, ban TikTok on Wednesday. Congress is considering banning the social media app, which is very popular with the Yutes of Today. Perhaps … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Free Speech, Montana, Social Media, The Yutes of Today, TikTok | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Great Stet of Montana has ripped a page out of the playbook from the Great Stet of Tennessee and voted to expel bar/silence Rep. Zooey Zephyr for, uh, speaking up to represent her constituencies! Here’s some … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Montana, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Oops: U.S. Rep. Matt Rosendale said he unwittingly posed for a photo with high profile members of the neo-Nazi movement last week walking between congressional hearings. The photo taken March 1 in front of the Capitol shows … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Montana, Nazis | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Republicans?

I imagine it was something like that when… Party tells former RNC chair that he’s no longer a Republican On the surface, there doesn’t appear to be any reason to question Marc Racicot’s partisanship. The Montanan served as a Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Montana, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

The Morning Stupid

Montana, the land of big-sky and flat earth, is proposing to ban public schools from teaching of scientific theory in favor of scientific fact. Several Montana middle- and high-school students said Monday that a lawmaker did not correctly interpret scientific … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Montana, Science | 12 Comments

China Has Spy Balloon Over Montana

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly reports that China is spying on… Montana? TRIAL BALLOON — We have our first taste of how different conducting foreign policy will be for President JOE BIDEN now that … Continue reading

Posted in espionage, Montana, Q-spiracy, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene | 25 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Republicans have activated their Todd Akin replacement unit in Montana: “The womb is the only organ in a woman’s body that serves no specific purpose to her life or well-being,” [Rep. Brad Tschida, R-Missoula, who is running … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Montana, sexism, War on Women | 7 Comments

Meanwhile, in Montana

Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte was in Italy —la dolce vita— as Yellowstone floated away, but not to worry, he’s back now: Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte (R) was vacationing in Italy when historic flooding overwhelmed the state this week and caused Yellowstone … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, climate crisis, Crazeee States, Global Climate Crisis, Montana | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT)?

Area Senator Compares Women to Sea Turtles, Eagles, Wonders Why Women Have More Rights: Daines on Abortion: Why do we have laws in place to protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles… pic.twitter.com/yr0dM7aaAs — Acyn … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Montana, People Dumber than Dolphins, War on Women | 7 Comments

Montana Welcomes…

…the Terrible Sand Kingdom of  Arizonastan’s Audit. Related: As Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs begs Senate Democrats to quit flopping around and protect future elections, her state could be shaping up to become the next QAnon mob target. On … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Montana, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments