Category Archives: Montana

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Republicans have activated their Todd Akin replacement unit in Montana: “The womb is the only organ in a woman’s body that serves no specific purpose to her life or well-being,” [Rep. Brad Tschida, R-Missoula, who is running … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Montana, sexism, War on Women | 7 Comments

Meanwhile, in Montana

Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte was in Italy —la dolce vita— as Yellowstone floated away, but not to worry, he’s back now: Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte (R) was vacationing in Italy when historic flooding overwhelmed the state this week and caused Yellowstone … Continue reading

Posted in Bastards, climate crisis, Crazeee States, Global Climate Crisis, Montana | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT)?

Area Senator Compares Women to Sea Turtles, Eagles, Wonders Why Women Have More Rights: Daines on Abortion: Why do we have laws in place to protect the eggs of a sea turtle or the eggs of eagles… — Acyn … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Mansplaining, Montana, People Dumber than Dolphins, War on Women | 7 Comments

Montana Welcomes…

…the Terrible Sand Kingdom of  Arizonastan’s Audit. Related: As Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs begs Senate Democrats to quit flopping around and protect future elections, her state could be shaping up to become the next QAnon mob target. On … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Montana, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 3 Comments

Grifters Gotta Grift

Montana If there were to be a Pantheon of Grifters , a name that would be on it surely (I know: “Quit calling me Shirley”) is former Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke, Zinke distinguished hisself with the usual imperial … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Montana?

Anger Management Exhibit A, Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte —mostly remembered for his election-eve body-slamming attack on The Guardian political reporter Ben Jacobs in May 2017 and subsequent conviction— has signed a new law that, well, is probably illegal. You see, … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Montana, NRA | 9 Comments