Category Archives: Missouri

Report: Hawley Faster Than The Cowardly Lion!

  The Jan. 6 committee played video of Senator Josh Hawley fleeing the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, hours after he riled the crowd earlier with a raised fist. The committee room burst into laughter when the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Now this is the way to troll Hawley: dedicate a 5K Race to the fastest seditionist in the Senate! We are coming, ya'll!!! Keep your eyes peeled for registration information soon. #HawlinHawley pic.twitter.com/Oc3TclTMRb — Missouri Democrats (@MoDemParty) … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

He’s legitimately dead. Former U.S. Rep. Todd Akin, a conservative Missouri Republican whose comment that women’s bodies have a way of avoiding pregnancies in cases of “legitimate rape” sunk his bid for the U.S. Senate and became a cautionary tale … Continue reading

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GOP Family Values Make The News, Again

Hey guys, do you remember the time that Hair Füror endorsed Pennsylvania Senate candidate Sean Parnell had to drop out of his race when his divorce proceedings showed him to be a violent jerk and a judge awarded custody of his … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Missouri, Possum Hollar, sexism, Shallow graves for shallow people, War on Women | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, we have a nominee for a Golden Shlafly: meet the Pride of Satan’s Hollow Missouri, fetus-fondling gawd-botherer state Rep. Mary Elizabeth Coleman: The pattern emerges whenever a Republican-led state imposes new restrictions on abortion: People seeking the … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Missouri, Theocrats, War on Women | 17 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This slipped right past me this morning, but fortunately my pal @Jodotcom on the Twitters caught it: Florida’s Republican-controlled House has passed a 15-week abortion ban bill, with no exceptions for rape, incest or human trafficking. Governor … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Floriduh, Forced Birth, Missouri, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Missouri?

Sen. Insurrection’s hometown paper hits so hard it’s gonna leave a mark: Editorial: Hawley posts a fist-pump to ignorance with his position on Ukraine Something serious appears to have prompted Rep. Adam Kinzinger, R-Ill., to label a fellow Republican, Missouri … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Missouri, Proud Boi-Lite Sen. Josh Hawley | 2 Comments

Hey Missouri, Whaddup?

Missouri’s health department conducted an analysis that found that mask mandates saved lives and prevented Trump-Virus from spreading in the state’s biggest cities, but never made the report public. Weird, innit? The study  was conducted in early November at the … Continue reading

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War on Women in MO

Guys, Mark McCloskey who is running for the Senate from Possum Hollar Missouri has sumpin’ to say to the Yutes of Tomorrow, You Will Have Your Rapist’s Baby: “We were down in Poplar Bluff a couple of months ago, and somebody … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Missouri, War on Women | 9 Comments

Show-Me State Shows Us

The Big Lie continues to pay dividends to Hair Füror’s 2024 Goat Rodeo ambitions, as Missouri’s disgraced former governor and current senate candidate Eric Greitens distinguishes himself (in ways other than being the Show-Me state’s most notable blackmailer and bondage impresario): “Despite … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Eric Greitens, Missouri, Sex fiends, The Big Lie | 3 Comments