Category Archives: Michigan

Sunday Sermonette

Never say that Republicans do not learn from their mistakes; they do, but they learn all the wrong bits: LANSING, Mich. — Republicans here, reeling from a midterm election rout that many blamed on the influence of former president Donald Trump, … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

John Gibbs —the Trump-backed Michigan candidate for the House of Representatives—  said that men are smarter than women, women are not qualified to govern, and that America has “suffered” since women were granted the right to vote. As a student … Continue reading

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Golden Schlafly Awarded

The much-coveted Golden Schlafly is awarded to Tudor Dixon, Michigan’s Republican nominee for gubnor who clinched it easily: The Republican nominee for governor in Michigan said she opposes abortion in cases of rape – even when the victim is a … Continue reading

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Report from Michigan: What is it now, Big Liars?

Well, this is special: Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel (D, and up for re-eelection) is asking for a Special Prosecutor to investigate her opponent lawyer Matthew DePerno —who has been a leading election denier in Michigan— because he was “one … Continue reading

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Michigan Republican Solve Non-Existent Problem

At last, the scourge of drag shows in elementary schools is outlawed! LANSING — Joined by Michigan gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon, a group of House Republicans on Thursday announced a new bill that would empower parents to sue public schools … Continue reading

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Report: Insurrectionist Popular Candidate in Michigan

The world is a strange place and Michigan seems to be stranger than most. Or at least Michigan Republicans: Republican gubernatorial candidate Ryan Kelley’s recent arrest by the FBI for his suspected involvement in the Jan. 6 insurrection at the … Continue reading

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Hey Michigan, Whaddup?

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) afternoon email thingie (weird formatting is theirs, I would have emboldened the bit about him facing 10 years in the sneezer for his role in the Stupid Coup, but what do I … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Michigan…

Guys, five of the ten GOP candidates for Michigan governor (and by my calculations, that means, uh, about half of the candidates) may be eliminated from the primary ballot after the state’s Bureau of Elections found that their campaigns filed thousands … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice

Happy International Womens Day to you too, buddy: [Robert Regan, who is running to represent Michigan’s District 74 in the state legislature] A Republican candidate favored to win a seat in the Michigan House said he tells his daughters to … Continue reading

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The Stupid Coup Goes To Michigan

The AP tells us Michigan has had a change of plans: LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Michigan’s attorney general is asking federal prosecutors to open a criminal investigation into 16 Republicans who submitted false certificates stating they were the state’s presidential … Continue reading

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