Category Archives: Kentucky

KY Votes Today!

Kentucky’s primary today will be another electoral mess. Normally —if anything in Kentuckystan could ever be said to be normal— has 3,700 polling locations, and this year, during an eff’ing pandemic that number  is [checks notes] fewer than 200. And … Continue reading

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Faux Libertarian Worried About Law Suits From Lynching

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Ayn Rand's Grave, Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Kentucky, racism, Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Our List Grows, Part Infinity

Republicans continue voting-rights eff’ery project because how else will they get Lord Damp Nut re-elected: Kentucky passed a NEW voter-ID law. What a coinkidink!, ID-issuing offices are closed because of an ongoing lethal pandemic. Weird, huh? Texas accepts that pandemic-based … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kentucky, Pandemics, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, voting | 10 Comments

Schrödinger’s Senator Urges Crime

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Long time co-conspirator and known Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important update! Creationist Ken Ham Blames Atheists For Ark Park Failure In a recent blog post to his Answers in Genesis website, leading creationist Ken … Continue reading

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Somewhere, Rand Paul/Mitch McConnel Are Smiling

Hey Kentucky, guess what you voted for when you returned the GOP to power for the first time in nearly a century: Right-to-work passed Repeal prevailing wage Union dues paycheck deduction Abortion ultrasounds 20-week abortion ban So, you just got … Continue reading

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News that Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That separation of church and state thingie seems to be suspended in Kentucky, which already has tax money going to theocrat grifter Ken Ham and his Ark Park After Dark. Anyway, KY Gov. Bevin is leaving … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kentucky, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments