Category Archives: Kansas

Not Today, Satan

Secretary of State Michael R. Pompeo has told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he will not run for an open Senate seat from Kansas this fall. “I’ll be busy urging Cadet Bone Spurs to bring-on the End of Days,” … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike Pompeo, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

Fed Nominee Guided Kansas to Tax Cut Greatness!

As we all know, Prznint Stupid nominated teevee talking head Stephen Moore for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. The Kansas City Star is reporting that Moore “helped shape the deep tax cuts that were blamed for years of … Continue reading

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WTF Is The Matter With Kansas This Time?

Axios: Kansas’ incumbent Republican Governor Jeff Colyer has conceded to Sec. State Kris Kobach after a razor-thin primary fight. Only two incumbent governors in Kansas have lost their bid for re-election before — the last time in 1956. I know, … Continue reading

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What’s The Matter With Kansas This Time?

He Seems Nice: “A Republican congressional candidate [Steve Fitzgerald] in a Kansas race Democrats are targeting in November told an audience at a party meeting this month that “outside of Western civilization there is only barbarism.” Oh? “During his more-than-30-minute … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Kansas, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That’s GOVERNOR Kris Kobach to you! Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach launched his campaign for Kansas governor on Thursday, decrying a culture of corruption in Topeka and vowing to crack down on illegal immigration in … Continue reading

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This is What’s the Matter With Kansas

The Wichita Eagle tells us: “You look at how close the Florida election was in 2000,” Kobach said, referencing the election between George W. Bush and Al Gore, which came down to about 500 votes. “I think there’s no question … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Kansas | 7 Comments

Today in Voter Supression and Rat-Effing

Kansas voters using the Spanish-language voting guide distributed by Kris Korbach, the Kansas secretary of state, received incorrect information regarding registration deadlines and proper forms of ID to register. The English guide has the correct information. Korbach is a marvel.

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You Gotta Dance With Them Whut Brung You

Oh, Kansas, if ever there were a people who deserved a drink, it’s you. Too bad your twice-elected theocrat wing-ding governor plans to raise taxes on things he considers sinful: TOPEKA Gov. Sam Brownback declared the state would continue its … Continue reading

Posted in Kansas, Sam Brownback, Theocrats, Wingnuttia, Y'all Qaeda | Tagged , | 9 Comments