Category Archives: Kansas

Kansas Area Snowflake Triggered

The pride of Possum Hollar was triggered by Bud Lite having a trans woman influencer, so he decided to destroy the display at  Walmart. Except Dude got the wrong beer. he destroyed the wrong beer. He broke the busch light … Continue reading

Posted in Booze, Crazeee States, Kansas, Possum Hollar, Transphobia | 6 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas (This Time)?

It’s always something: TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Republicans on Saturday narrowly picked an activist who has promoted unfounded election conspiracies and promised a shakeup to lead the Kansas GOP for the next two years, following weeks of infighting that mirrors … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Kansas, Pandemics, snark | 12 Comments

Meanwhile, In Kansas…

Wait till Ron DeSantis and/or Gregg Abbot hears that Kansas has just out-flanked them in killing their MAGA citizens: A group of Kansas politicians tasked with steering public health policy are pushing to allow doctors to prescribe unproven treatments and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Kansas, Pandemics | 5 Comments

(Kansas’) Pandemic Tax Cuts, Revisited

Guys, remember that time Kansas decided to use their Trump-Virus bucks in the American Recovery Act to bail out their state’s mismanagement of tax cuts for the Fat Cats? Seems that they cannot do that, and the GQP is pissed … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kansas, Pandemics, tax reform, Taxes | 1 Comment

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News If you’ve been listening to the Coup Klux Klan’s messaging, you might be thinking that the $1.9T Amero Trump-Virus Relief Bill is a sneaky bill to bail out Blue States and those nefarious Anarchist Jurisdictions like Seattle. … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kansas, Pandemics | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Today’s morning stupid is brought to us by the stupid people of Kansastan: “On Tuesday, Dec. 15, Dodge City Mayor Joyce Warshaw officially resigned from her position effective immediately… “…Warshaw’s heavy decision was made with concerns for her safety after … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kansas, masks, Pandemics | 5 Comments

Why Are The Dogs Barking In German?

Kinda breath-taking, innit? About six million Jews were systematically executed by Nazi Germany between 1941 and 1945, with many rounded up and transported to concentration camps via trains, so you know, totally not a dog whistle for anyone. (Hat tip: … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kansas, masks, Nazis, Pandemics, The New Confederacy | 20 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas, Part Infinity

Our shouty grifter and End Times Enthusiast Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will remain as our shouty End Times SOS: he didn’t file to run for the Senate from Kansas (whatever it  is that is wrong with Kansas will remain … Continue reading

Posted in Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Not Today, Satan

Secretary of State Michael R. Pompeo has told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he will not run for an open Senate seat from Kansas this fall. “I’ll be busy urging Cadet Bone Spurs to bring-on the End of Days,” … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike 'Grifting for Jeebus' Pompeo, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

Fed Nominee Guided Kansas to Tax Cut Greatness!

As we all know, Prznint Stupid nominated teevee talking head Stephen Moore for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. The Kansas City Star is reporting that Moore “helped shape the deep tax cuts that were blamed for years of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kansas, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 4 Comments