Category Archives: Illinois

IL Gov. J.B. Pritzker Loves It When A Plan Comes Together

Guys, remember during the primary that Illinois Democratic Gov. J.B. Pritzker rat-eff’ed the GOP primary by putting in a lot of money to support the weakest Republican Candidate? Heh. GOP Illinois governor hopeful apologizes after calling for people to ‘move on’ … Continue reading

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What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Illinois, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 1 Comment