Category Archives: Floriduh

Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

Florida Man 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has got sumpin’ to say: This … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Live from #CPAC2021 pic.twitter.com/lJayaE3opK — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) February 27, 2021 (H/T: Scissorhead D-Cap) Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has the origin story about the Golden Calf statue at QPAC last weekend (strange emboldening theirs): … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man…

…Gov. Ron DeSantis has an unusual idea of good public health policy: allies and donors get vaccinated first against the Trump-Virus: “Gov. Ron DeSantis defended his decision Wednesday to steer COVID-19 vaccine to a planned community with family ties to … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Vaccine | 5 Comments

K-Mac Goes To Floriduh

kevin mccarthy at madame tussauds today pic.twitter.com/wG1S7mcSSE — blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) January 28, 2021 We don’t know if he brought red and pink Starbursts. Anyway, if anyone had any doubts about it, the GOP = Trump = The Coup Klux … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Liz Cheney, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wyoming | 11 Comments

Breaking: Floriduh Man

…arrested.

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Florida Man Seems Nice

“I’m wondering since 99% of Covid patients survive shouldn’t you have 99 photos of survivors for every one fatality? Otherwise you’re just trying to create a narrative that is not reality.” — Fred Piccolo, spokesman for Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis … Continue reading

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Because We Love A Good Apology

We apologize for endorsing U.S. Rep. Michael Waltz, who wants to overturn the election | Editorial We apologize to our readers for endorsing Michael Waltz in the 2020 general election for Congress. We had no idea, had no way of … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man

Floriduh continues to impress us: Florida attorney under investigation for registering to vote in Georgia, encouraging others to do the same PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Florida attorney is at the center of a new state investigation after elections officials … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man

Obama: "We will not have a POTUS who threatens people with jail for just criticizing him. That is not normal behavior, Florida. You would not tolerate it from a coworker … 'Florida man' wouldn't even do this stuff. Why are … Continue reading

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Out of Town Stranger Threatens Floriduh Residents With Trump-Virus

who wants some big fat wet Presidential kisses? pic.twitter.com/HMcWVkRvya — nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) October 12, 2020

Posted in Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments