Category Archives: Floriduh

Florida Man Has Some Thoughts, Wants to Tell Everyone About It

Posted on March 3, 2021 by tengrain

Florida Man 2024 Goat Rodeo wannabe Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 75 and under the age of death, has got sumpin’ to say: This … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio | 9 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Posted on March 3, 2021 by tengrain

Live from #CPAC2021 pic.twitter.com/lJayaE3opK — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) February 27, 2021 (H/T: Scissorhead D-Cap) Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has the origin story about the Golden Calf statue at QPAC last weekend (strange emboldening theirs): … Continue reading →

Posted in 4th Reich, CPAC, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

Floriduh Man…

Posted on February 18, 2021 by tengrain

…Gov. Ron DeSantis has an unusual idea of good public health policy: allies and donors get vaccinated first against the Trump-Virus: “Gov. Ron DeSantis defended his decision Wednesday to steer COVID-19 vaccine to a planned community with family ties to … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Vaccine | 5 Comments

K-Mac Goes To Floriduh

Posted on January 29, 2021 by tengrain

kevin mccarthy at madame tussauds today pic.twitter.com/wG1S7mcSSE — blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) January 28, 2021 We don’t know if he brought red and pink Starbursts. Anyway, if anyone had any doubts about it, the GOP = Trump = The Coup Klux … Continue reading →

Posted in Floriduh, Liz Cheney, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wyoming | 11 Comments

Breaking: Floriduh Man

Posted on January 9, 2021 by tengrain

…arrested.

Posted in Floriduh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

Florida Man Seems Nice

Posted on December 26, 2020 by tengrain

“I’m wondering since 99% of Covid patients survive shouldn’t you have 99 photos of survivors for every one fatality? Otherwise you’re just trying to create a narrative that is not reality.” — Fred Piccolo, spokesman for Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Monsters, Pandemics | 4 Comments

Because We Love A Good Apology

Posted on December 11, 2020 by tengrain

We apologize for endorsing U.S. Rep. Michael Waltz, who wants to overturn the election | Editorial We apologize to our readers for endorsing Michael Waltz in the 2020 general election for Congress. We had no idea, had no way of … Continue reading →

Posted in Apologies, Crazeee States, Floriduh | 6 Comments

Floriduh Man

Posted on December 4, 2020 by tengrain

Floriduh continues to impress us: Florida attorney under investigation for registering to vote in Georgia, encouraging others to do the same PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Florida attorney is at the center of a new state investigation after elections officials … Continue reading →

Posted in 2-drink minimum, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh | 8 Comments

Floriduh Man

Posted on October 25, 2020 by tengrain

Obama: "We will not have a POTUS who threatens people with jail for just criticizing him. That is not normal behavior, Florida. You would not tolerate it from a coworker … 'Florida man' wouldn't even do this stuff. Why are … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, The Kenyan Usurper | 5 Comments

Out of Town Stranger Threatens Floriduh Residents With Trump-Virus

Posted on October 12, 2020 by tengrain

who wants some big fat wet Presidential kisses? pic.twitter.com/HMcWVkRvya — nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) October 12, 2020

Posted in Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments