Category Archives: Floriduh

Floriduh Man

Obama: "We will not have a POTUS who threatens people with jail for just criticizing him. That is not normal behavior, Florida. You would not tolerate it from a coworker … 'Florida man' wouldn't even do this stuff. Why are … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, The Kenyan Usurper | 5 Comments

Out of Town Stranger Threatens Floriduh Residents With Trump-Virus

who wants some big fat wet Presidential kisses? pic.twitter.com/HMcWVkRvya — nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) October 12, 2020

Posted in Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments

Parscale Update

Tiger Beat has the footage of Brad Parscale being taken in. If you don’t want to watch it, here’s a still and some commentary: It’s not the TV show COPS. It’s Brad Parscale hitting the pavement. Zero sympathy my friends. … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh | 13 Comments

Trump-Virus News From *cough* Floriduh

FL Gov. Ron Desantis wants his state to be a super-spreader: [FL Gov. Ron DeSantis] lifted state restrictions for restaurants and many other businesses on Friday as the state moved into the next reopening phase. Mr. DeSantis, a Republican and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Flush The Toilet Properly, Herd Immunity, Hygiene Theater, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 6 Comments

‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Three years and an up-coming election later: Trump administration announces $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico The Trump administration on Friday announced $13 billion in additional aid to Puerto Rico to help with rebuilding in the aftermath of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Disasters, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Mark 'Lucky No. 4' Meadows | 5 Comments

Twizzler Says: The Trump Armaduh Awaits!

I read in Politico this AM that Prznint Stupid’s schedule today includes a trip to Pluto (sadly, the one in Floriduh). I wonder if Lord Damp Nut is going to be greeted with another Armaduh of boats, because Twizzler’s been … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Twizzler Trump | 19 Comments

Floriduh Man in the News, Again

I cannot even: TREASURE ISLAND — A 47-year-old man is accused of grabbing a child wearing a mask at a restaurant, getting close to his face and telling him: “You now have coronavirus.” Jason Andrew Copenhaver, of Redington Shores, was … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics | 13 Comments

Floriduh Sets New Land-Speed Record For Infection!

NBC Nightly News said that if Floriduah (Motto: “Home of the Newly Wed and the Nearly Dead”) were a country, it would have the world’s fourth-highest tally of new Trump-Virus cases (a record 15,300!) for the 24 hours ending yesterday, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 10 Comments

Trump Announces White Flight to Floriduh!

So this happened yesterday: And that’s gonna leave a mark for our racist-in-chief. How do I know? Hair Füror on  Thumbhead’s  interview last night: “All the merchants along Fifth Avenue are furious. … New York is not the place that … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Fox News, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, racism, Sean Hannity, Talentless Hacks, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Floriduh Man

Pensacola, Florida: Florida Man says he's wearing underwear on his head to protest mask mandates. We’re doomed… pic.twitter.com/kXY8KlUvND — Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) July 3, 2020 The polo shirt with the sleeves cut off is a nice touch, too.

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics, snark | 9 Comments