Category Archives: Floriduh

Don’t Mess With The Mouse: Disney Fights Back, Part Infinity

CNN reports that Floriduh gubnor hate goblin Ron DeSantis didn’t read the small print when punishing The Walt Disney Company for 1984-style BadThink: (CNN)Disney’s self-governing special district, the Reedy Creek Improvement District, says that Florida’s move to dissolve the district … Continue reading

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DeSantis: ‘Welcome to Florida. Please Leave’

Floriduh (motto: where the debris meets the sea) doesn’t want you to move there, you know, unless you are a bigot: ICYMI: Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) calls San Francisco a “dumpster fire” and expresses concern about Democrats moving to Florida: … Continue reading

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DeSantis to Disney: ‘Keep Your Mouse Shut, Or Else!’

Floriduh Hate Goblin, er, Gubnor Ron DeSantis, the would-be authoritarian prznint, has demanded (and received) legislation that would strip Disney of many of it’s privileges in the state. We use the conditional tense because, you know, gangster wannabes always have … Continue reading

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El Presidente for Life Ron DeSantis Declares War on Big Mouse

Floriduh dictator for life, Ron DeSantis continues his Culture War in ways that could really wallop the average Floriduh Man. From Tiger Beat: TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Gov. Ron DeSantis and Republicans in Florida are escalating their battle with the Walt Disney … Continue reading

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DeSantis: ‘2+3 = A LIE!!1!’

We’ve now reached the portion of the Culture Wars wherein the states are doing the book banning, or Welcome to Floriduh: In its latest attempt to be the nation’s leader in restricting what happens in public school classrooms, Florida said … Continue reading

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2022 Keeps Getting Weirder

Who had on their 2022 Bingo Cards that the US Military would be defending its service members from the gubmints of Texas and Florida? In an usual move, the U.S. Air Force recently informed its service members that it will … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Homophobia, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 6 Comments

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

(Dateline: Where the debris meet the sea, Floroduh) Gubnor Ron DeSantis says people are dying to live there because, uh, reasons: Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) goes on a quick tangent about how "demand" in Florida is up because “people are … Continue reading

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‘It’s Florida, Jake’

Floriduh loves a strongman, and Gov. DeSantis gets what he wants: Two months after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis proposed a plan for a powerful elections police force that would answer to him, state lawmakers on Wednesday passed a watered-down version … Continue reading

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Floriduh and Disney Destroy Their Brands

Floriduh Gov. Ron DeSantis is taking no prisoners in the LGBTQ culture war and so his press secretary Christan Pushaw is accusing opponents of his “Don’t Say Gay” bill of being, well, pedophiles: Gov. Ron DeSantis’ press secretary, Christina Pushaw, … Continue reading

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FL GOP Makes Kids New Weapon in Culture War

This is a new low: TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida’s controversial surgeon general announced Monday that the state is breaking with guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and will be the first state in the nation to recommend … Continue reading

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