Category Archives: Floriduh

Subtle, Ain’t He?

This probably counts as witty in the Gret Stet of Floriduh: Ron DeSantis holding a press conference in Brandon, FL at Brandon Honda. pic.twitter.com/8kGfGnA32F — Joe Concha (@JoeConchaTV) November 18, 2021 DeSantis is signing an anti-mask mandate into law, you … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, masks, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Now Hiring!

“Thank you for your advocacy for Kyle Rittenhouse,” the congressman told [Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield]. “He is not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict, and I sure hope he gets it because you know what? Kyle Rittenhouse would probably … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends, Wingnuttia | 5 Comments

It’s Floriduh, Jake

Floriduh (Motto: where the debris meets the sea)  Gov. Ron DeSantis is trolling the rest of America: DeSantis eyes $5,000 bonus for unvaccinated police to relocate to Florida Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) said Sunday that he is looking to … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Floriduh, Pandemics, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 14 Comments

When Possum Hollar Goes To School

My entire time on twitter, I have never once asked you to retweet something. I am asking now. Please let people hear Brevard, FL School Board member Jennifer Jenkins tonight detail the threats and intimidation her, her family, and her … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics, vaccine mandates | 6 Comments

The Floriduh Prize Fight Commences

Guys, there’s about to be a fight in Floriduh: Gub. Ron DeSantis has said that there will NOT be a Cyber Ninnies-style fraudit in the corrupt coconut kingdom: “What we do in Florida is, there’s a pre- and post-election audit … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis, The Big Lie, Vote Suppression, voting | 2 Comments

Crazee State Contest Update: Floriduh Takes The Lead Over Texas!

I guess Florida felt threatened by Texas’ move to agree to conduct an audit of the 2020 Goat Rodeo that Hair Füror won:   BREAKING: Lead Florida GOP Senator, Manny Diaz calls for a review of all vaccine mandates, including … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Science, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vaccine, vaccine mandates, War on Medicine, War on Science | 5 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Floriduh is marching into the Dark Ages: BREAKING: Lead Florida GOP Senator, Manny Diaz calls for a review of all vaccine mandates, including polio, mumps, and rubella. Just when you thought the state of affairs in Florida could not get … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, vaccine mandates | 4 Comments

Some Mid-afternoon Stupid?

Another One Bites The Dust This is so dumb, Florida-level dumb,  it had to be from Republicans: Anti-Mask Florida Official Dies of COVID—and Takes GOP Software Secrets With Him Just a day after testing positive for COVID-19, a Florida Republican … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Wingnuttia | 15 Comments

He’s Running

2024 Goat Rodeo You can always tell when a Republican is running because he denies that he is running while heading for an event: DeSantis calls talk of a 2024 presidential bid ‘nonsense’ TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 5 Comments

A Modest Proposal

I’m done with the Covidiots: Ivermectin and COVID-19: ERs reportedly filling with people overdosing on unproven drug In recent weeks, there has been a dramatic increase in calls to poison centers by people who are taking ivermectin intended for animals. Meanwhile, … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Pandemics, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 8 Comments