Category Archives: Floriduh

Be Safe, Floridians

I’m told that the best thing you can do is go inland and to higher ground, if you can. Ian is a beast. Report in when you can, we’re rooting for you guys!

Posted in Floriduh, Global Climate Crisis | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ron?

Uhhh… Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) says his administration will apply techniques it used in nursing homes during the peak of the COVID-19 pandemic to deal with Hurricane Ian. pic.twitter.com/P6uNVPlAWn — The Recount (@therecount) September 27, 2022 …given how many people … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Global Climate Crisis | 4 Comments

Meanwhile, In Floriduh…

Texas Bexar County sheriff Javier Salazar has opened a criminal investigation of Floriduh Goblin, er, Governor Ron DeSantis and his inhumane stunt in which he and his toadies and minions kidnapped 50 Venezuelan asylum seekers from Texas to Floriduh, and then … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Domestic Tuckerism, Floriduh, immigration, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

Good News From Floriduh

…the Theocrat judge who said that a 17-year old girl was too young and too dumb to have an abortion was voted out of office.  Hillsborough County Democrats are exuberant about Nancy Jacobs’ defeat of Circuit Judge Jared Smith in … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Floriduh, Forced Birth, sexism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Floriduh?

Man, Ron DeSantis wanted to be Tom Cruise and instead is George Dukakis. And a spitball bogie is on his tail! Full Mental JacketThe Deer PunterThe Great <esc> https://t.co/UDqNuZBEg0 — ✂️ Dark𝙏𝘦𝘯𝘨𝙧𝘢𝙞𝘯 🇺🇦 (@Tengrain) August 24, 2022 Separated at birth? … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 9 Comments

Matt Gaetz Reaches Out to The Youths of Today

You cannot make up merde like this: Florida GOP Representative Matt Gaetz, who is being investigated by the Justice Department in connection with the sex trafficking of a 17-year-old girl, has sparked outrage after it emerged he would host a … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 7 Comments

Fascists Today

Floriduh’s favorite fascist and Governor, Ron DeSantis decided he did not like Hillsborough County State Attorney Andrew Warren, and so summarily removed him from office, which is apparently a thing: Gov. Ron DeSantis on Thursday removed Hillsborough County State Attorney … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, 4th Reich, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis | 5 Comments

Floriduh Man Seems Nice, Too, Also

  Florida GOP congressional candidate Cory Mills is currently running an ad comparing Dr. Fauci, Pelosi and Biden to Al Qaeda and the Taliban because they recommended face masks. "In America, our enemy is different but their objective is the … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Floriduh | 6 Comments

What up, Floriduh?

Those of you who play along with Jeopardy at night, the category is Places NOT in Floriduh: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is reportedly set to hold a private fundraiser in Utah later this month amid speculation that he’s eyeing a … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 2024 Goat Rodeo, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis, Utah | 6 Comments

Everyone Has The Same Memory of Him

This totally scans: One of DeSantis’s Yale baseball teammates told Filkins he is really “smart” but deficient in interpersonal skills: “He has always loved embarrassing and humiliating people. I’m speaking for others — he was the biggest d—k we knew.”

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Bastards, Floriduh, Ron DeSantis | 13 Comments