Category Archives: Floriduh

Florida: Whose Book Is Banned Today?

Posted on May 24, 2023 by tengrain

A school in the the failed state of Floriduh (where else?) has banned students from reading Amanda Gorman’s very inspiring poem, ‘The Hill We Climb’ that she read at President Handsome Joe Biden’s inauguration: Amanda Gorman slammed officials at a … Continue reading →

Posted in Book Banning, Fascism, Floriduh | 8 Comments

Tourism Dollars To Flee Floriduh

Posted on May 22, 2023 by tengrain

The Sunshine State, home of Spring Break,  dream vacations, and white beaches… well, VERY WHITE BEACHES it turns out: ⁦@GovRonDeSantis⁩ continues to damage Florida’s national and international reputation. Days after losing billions in high paying jobs, DeSantis attack on freedom … Continue reading →

Posted in Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Domestic Tuckerism, Floriduh, Homophobia, racism, Transphobia, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Disney Drops House on Meatball

Posted on May 19, 2023 by tengrain

Well, Disney dropped a house on Meatball: Disney on Thursday upped the ante in its battle with Florida’s Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis, and it cost his state 2,000 white-collar jobs. The company is scrapping plans to build a $1 billion … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Floriduh | 7 Comments

FL Republicans Kick DeSatan in the Meatballs

Posted on May 12, 2023 by tengrain

It’s way too early for this to really mean anything, but it is fun to note that Hair Füror is the poison that Sunshine state Republicans prefer. Amidst massive legal battles involving former U.S. President Donald Trump and jockeying for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Floriduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on May 4, 2023 by tengrain

It’s Floriduh, Jake Floriduh legalized kidnapping… by the state: The Florida legislature passed a bill Thursday that will let the state take transgender minors away from their families if they are receiving gender-affirming care. The bill passed the Senate by … Continue reading →

Posted in Christian Nationalism, Family Values, Floriduh, Nazis, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 6 Comments

Report: Floriduh Don’t Say Gay, Them, or They

Posted on May 3, 2023 by tengrain

Get a load of this: Florida Republicans pass school bills on pronouns, diversity TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) — Florida Republicans on Wednesday approved bills to ban diversity programs in colleges and prevent students and teachers from being required to use pronouns … Continue reading →

Posted in Fascism, Floriduh, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 7 Comments

Der Santis on the ‘Anywhere-but-Home’ Tour!

Posted on April 15, 2023 by tengrain

Meatball did an incredible self-own: Holy shit. Ron DeSantis just gave a low-energy speech in Akron, Ohio where he ranted against Republicans who are "like potted plants" who "hope to not have to make decisions" until they're forced to. He … Continue reading →

Posted in climate crisis, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Global Climate Crisis, rising sea levels | 8 Comments

He Seems Nice (Apologies)

Posted on April 11, 2023 by tengrain

The othering of Trans people continues apace as the Republicans in Floriduh debate yet another bill to restrict Trans civil rights and liberties. But at least this theocrat Xristian Xrazie apologized afterwards, for, you know, dehumanizing them in the most … Continue reading →

Posted in Floriduh, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Compete Here, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 5 Comments

Mouse Takes No Prisoners

Posted on March 31, 2023 by tengrain

This dull tool definitely punched the wrong rodent: Board members picked by Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to oversee the governance of Walt Disney World said Wednesday that their Disney-controlled predecessors pulled a fast one on them by passing restrictive covenants … Continue reading →

Posted in Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Don’t Say Gay, Floriduh, Homophobia, People Dumber than Dolphins | 4 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Posted on March 24, 2023 by tengrain

It really has come to this: Florida Principal Out After Viewing Of Michelangelo’s ‘David’ Upsets Parents Three (3!) parents complained about an art teacher showing a picture of Michelangelo’s 16th-century buck-nekkid sculpture of David and they fired the bastard for … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Possum Hollar | 16 Comments