Category Archives: Floriduh

Floriduh Man, er, Cop

Florida police officer fired for the 7th time says he’ll get his job back again “…Bosque told the Herald he’s been fired so often, he’s lost track of exactly how many times and considers the latest instance to be a … Continue reading

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Florida Strikes Back!

We’ve long known that for Republicans, the price of free speech is buying your own media outlet (Hi, Rupert!), but times are a-changing in the age of Social Media. So imagine our surprise to learn that the Coup Klux Klan … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Facebook or Faceberg, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Our Failed Social Media, Ron DeSantis, Social Media, Twitter | 6 Comments

Floriduh Man

No comment: “I’m a canceled man in some corners of the Internet. I might be a wanted man by the deep state. But I am a Florida man, and it is good to be home.” –noted youth booster and Prom … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Sex fiends | 9 Comments

Floriduh Gubnor DeSantis Performs For An Audience of One

Bravo, Floriduh: DeSantis signs controversial elections overhaul law in made-for-Fox-only ceremony Six months after a record-breaking 11.1 million Floridians voted in well-run, widely praised election, Gov. Ron DeSantis signed legislation Thursday that will make it harder for some people to … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Vote Suppression, voting | 7 Comments

GOP: Corporations Are People, Redux

It’s a banner day in Floriduh: In nod to Trump, Florida is set to ban ‘deplatforming’ by tech companies Florida is on track to be the first state in the nation to punish social media companies that ban politicians like … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Our Failed Social Media, Social Media | 7 Comments

Floriduh Fixes Voting While Black Problem

Guys, Floriduh is fixing it’s non-existent voter fraud problem by making it harder for Black Floridians to vote: Florida Republicans pass election bill limiting access to vote “…The bill will create new restrictions by adding more ID and signature requirements … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, racism, voting, White Punks on Dope | 3 Comments

The Big Lie, Continued

Meanwhile, in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan… Cyber Ninjas, hired by Arizona Senate to recount Maricopa County’s ballots, asks court to keep its procedures secret First off, Cyber Ninjas is a hysterical name that about 20 years ago would … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Politics, Rat-Effing | 10 Comments

Oh, Floriduh!

Every mouth-breathing Coup Klux Klanner in Floriduh must have been left out in the sun too long: Florida ‘Anti-Rioting’ Law Will Make It Much Easier to Run Over Protesters With Cars As of Monday in Florida, a gathering of three … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Floriduh, racism, White Punks on Dope | 9 Comments

PizzaGaetz, Cont.

Long-in-the-tooth Prom King Matt Gaetz’ mobile phone was seized by “federal agents [who] executed a search warrant and seized his iPhone, according to interviews with three people who were told of the matter by Gaetz, who changed his phone number … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Matt Gaetz, Ron DeSantis, Sex fiends | 2 Comments

‘It’s Floriduh, Jake’

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Floriduh (Motto: Home of the newly wed and the nearly dead)  is clearly moving into 2024 Goat Rodeo territory: Florida governor bans Covid-19 ‘vaccine passports’ Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday banning the … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Vaccine | 7 Comments