Category Archives: Floriduh

He’s Running

2024 Goat Rodeo You can always tell when a Republican is running because he denies that he is running while heading for an event: DeSantis calls talk of a 2024 presidential bid ‘nonsense’ TALLAHASSEE — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on … Continue reading

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A Modest Proposal

I’m done with the Covidiots: Ivermectin and COVID-19: ERs reportedly filling with people overdosing on unproven drug In recent weeks, there has been a dramatic increase in calls to poison centers by people who are taking ivermectin intended for animals. Meanwhile, … Continue reading

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Great Signs, Cont.

I know @Tengrain will dig this. https://t.co/m7HXC0N8ih — 🇨🇦 moeman 🧡 give a fuck VOTE✌🏻 (@moeman61) September 3, 2021 Scissorhead Moeman is right: I totally dug this!

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(UPDATED) That Didn’t Take Long

BREAKING: Florida's Senate President announces that they will be passing a model of the Texas abortion law. — No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) September 2, 2021 And now vigilantes are empowered across the New Confederacy, from Texastan to … Continue reading

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Some where, Gov. Ron DeSantis is smiling

Florida, the home of the newly wed and nearly dead continues to drift away from sanity. Florida Department Of Education Withholds Funds In Broward, Alachua Counties For Mask Mandate TALLAHASSEE (CBSMiami) – The Florida Department of Education has gone through … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“I’m actually just shocked by DeSantis. I never thought I’d say this, but I think he may be more of a lunatic than Trump ever was.” —Howard Dean

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Texas’ Gov. Abbot must be feeling some pressure from South Doh!kota’s Gov. Noem infecting so many people at Sturgis, so he’s upping the carnage ante: “Gov. Greg Abbott (R) on Wednesday announced an executive order banning COVID-19 … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Anti-Vaxxer, Floriduh, Greg Abbott, Kristi Noem, masks, Pandemics, Ron DeSantis, Science, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Vaccine | 5 Comments

Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading

Posted in Arkansas, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Hawaii, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, South Doh!kota, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

And Not A Drop To Drink

Sweet Jeebus, it’s come to this? The pandemic is so great that tropical Orlando must divert oxygen away from water treatment to treat Trump-Virus patients in ICUs. The city of Orlando is asking residents to reduce water consumption IMMEDIATELY. Liquid oxygen … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Floriduh

Floriduh’s finest Ron DeSantis had a bad day killing kiddies to own the Libs for his 2024 Goat Rodeo aspirations (it’s Axios, so all weird formatting, emboldening and enigmatic bullet usage is totally THEIRS): Florida’s biggest school districts vote to … Continue reading

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