Category Archives: Florida
Happy Hour News Briefs I was waiting for this after all the mexicanish that the Democrats were speaking last night: This is a country where we speak English #SpeakEnglish pic.twitter.com/qar7sbNvmT — Rodney Howard-Browne (@rhowardbrowne) June 27, 2019 His Twitter bio: … Continue reading
We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: In less than 30 seconds of audio from his recent meeting with a Pensacola-based group called Women for Responsible Legislation, Florida Rep. Mike Hill proved why he is both an unfit legislator and … Continue reading
The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading
Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently That’s art. Pure poetry.
Hey guys, remember last week when strategic-hire AG Bill Barr wrote a thing to protect The Russian Usurper from obstruction of justice charges, and Prznint Stupid went on a victory lap by bizarrely deciding to attack the Affordable Care Act … Continue reading
Cindy Yang, the reach-around maven (ALLEGEDLY!) behind Floriduh’s rub-n-tug to the stars day spa, want us to know that Prznint Stupid will MAGA: “I totally believed he’s a business person. I’m a small business person too. I believe that we … Continue reading
The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading
It’s Florida, Jake LATimes: Florida’s recount in three statewide races is already conjuring up images of the 2000 presidential election with legal skirmishes, chanting protesters and a possible ballot design issue that could potentially cost a candidate thousands of votes… … Continue reading
Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.