Category Archives: Florida

‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading

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Florida’s Hanging Chad, Redux

It’s Florida, Jake LATimes: Florida’s recount in three statewide races is already conjuring up images of the 2000 presidential election with legal skirmishes, chanting protesters and a possible ballot design issue that could potentially cost a candidate thousands of votes… … Continue reading

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Florida, Cont.

Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.

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Bad Headlines: Florida Man…

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‘It’s Florida, Jake’

Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum pic.twitter.com/nDPp3Hx7zc — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He’s baaaa-ack! Yes, one-term, Florida Congressman Allen West (R-Torturer) says he’s gonna get back in that saddle and run again! (Allen West) I ran about five miles down here this morning in Washington D.C. but yes … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

It’s from Florida, where else?

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Head Meets Desk

Florida Lege: The House chose not to consider the gun-control bill. It later passed the resolution claiming that porn is dangerous.

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Florida, WTF?

Take a look at the roll call pic.twitter.com/Q8E7geour7 — MAC (@986) February 20, 2018 The Florida legislature wouldn’t even vote to debate a gun bill. Look at the roll call: not one, single, Republican voted in favor of the debate. … Continue reading

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