Category Archives: Florida
Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum pic.twitter.com/nDPp3Hx7zc — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs He’s baaaa-ack! Yes, one-term, Florida Congressman Allen West (R-Torturer) says he’s gonna get back in that saddle and run again! (Allen West) I ran about five miles down here this morning in Washington D.C. but yes … Continue reading
How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading
It’s from Florida, where else?
Florida Lege: The House chose not to consider the gun-control bill. It later passed the resolution claiming that porn is dangerous.
Take a look at the roll call pic.twitter.com/Q8E7geour7 — MAC (@986) February 20, 2018 The Florida legislature wouldn’t even vote to debate a gun bill. Look at the roll call: not one, single, Republican voted in favor of the debate. … Continue reading
Hey Guys, remember the other day when we noted that the mango-hued shitgibbon was pulling FEMA out of Puerto Rico, which still is suffering from the hurricane damage? You remember right, just hours after Comrade Stupid bragged about all he … Continue reading
Keep high and dry, Floridians. We’re rooting for you. (I know it is not the same thing, but when I was a kid on a Pacific island one year, we had drills for when the tidal waves would hit. You … Continue reading