Category Archives: Florida
The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading
Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently That’s art. Pure poetry.
Hey guys, remember last week when strategic-hire AG Bill Barr wrote a thing to protect The Russian Usurper from obstruction of justice charges, and Prznint Stupid went on a victory lap by bizarrely deciding to attack the Affordable Care Act … Continue reading
Cindy Yang, the reach-around maven (ALLEGEDLY!) behind Floriduh’s rub-n-tug to the stars day spa, want us to know that Prznint Stupid will MAGA: “I totally believed he’s a business person. I’m a small business person too. I believe that we … Continue reading
The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading
It’s Florida, Jake LATimes: Florida’s recount in three statewide races is already conjuring up images of the 2000 presidential election with legal skirmishes, chanting protesters and a possible ballot design issue that could potentially cost a candidate thousands of votes… … Continue reading
Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.
Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum pic.twitter.com/nDPp3Hx7zc — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading