Category Archives: Florida

Nostradumbass Warned Us

As was foretold in prophecy: When the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon Speaks the Truth, It Will Rain Lizards Jan 21 – This isn’t something we usually forecast, but don’t be surprised if you see Iguanas falling from the trees tonight as lows … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, snark | 3 Comments

Regrets, King Salman of Saudi Arabia Has Had A Few

From his insecure iPhone, after a Saudi Air Force officer gunned down three U.S. sailors on Friday at a naval base in Pensacola, Florida, the Russian Usurper tweeted that he wants us to know that the country who sent 15/19 … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Florida, September 11 | 7 Comments

Florida… Dog?

ABC News tells us just in time for #Wolfnoot Celebrations: PORT SAINT LUCIE, Florida — In South Florida, neighbors in a cul-de-sac watched in awe as a car moved in circles in reverse for approximately an hour. At first, it … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 5 Comments

Report: Floriduh Man Forgets Where He Lives

So sad to see what is happening in New York where Governor Cuomo & Mayor DeBlasio are letting out 900 Criminals, some hardened & bad, onto the sidewalks of our rapidly declining, because of them, city. The Radical Left Dems … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Florida | 5 Comments

Remember FL: Prznint Stupid Stole FEMA’s Budget to Build His Wall

First, the latest news on Hurricane Dorian: “Hurricane Dorian has gained fearsome new muscle as an “extremely dangerous” Category 4 storm, bearing down on the northwestern Bahamas early Saturday en route to Florida’s east coast. “Millions of people in Florida, … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Disasters, Florida | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I was waiting for this after all the mexicanish that the Democrats were speaking last night: This is a country where we speak English #SpeakEnglish pic.twitter.com/qar7sbNvmT — Rodney Howard-Browne (@rhowardbrowne) June 27, 2019 His Twitter bio: … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 6 Comments

Floriduh Man for the Win!

We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Florida, ITMFA, Matt Gaetz | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: In less than 30 seconds of audio from his recent meeting with a Pensacola-based group called Women for Responsible Legislation, Florida Rep. Mike Hill proved why he is both an unfit legislator and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Homophobia | 3 Comments

Florida Man, er, Governor

The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

Floriduh Man

Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently   That’s art. Pure poetry.

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 7 Comments