Category Archives: Florida

Bad Headlines, Cont.

How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

It’s from Florida, where else?

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Head Meets Desk

Florida Lege: The House chose not to consider the gun-control bill. It later passed the resolution claiming that porn is dangerous.

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Florida, WTF?

Take a look at the roll call pic.twitter.com/Q8E7geour7 — MAC (@986) February 20, 2018 The Florida legislature wouldn’t even vote to debate a gun bill. Look at the roll call: not one, single, Republican voted in favor of the debate. … Continue reading

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It Blows

Hey Guys, remember the other day when we noted that the mango-hued shitgibbon was pulling FEMA out of Puerto Rico, which still is suffering from the hurricane damage? You remember right, just hours after Comrade Stupid bragged about all he … Continue reading

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Seek High Ground

Keep high and dry, Floridians. We’re rooting for you. (I know it is not the same thing, but when I was a kid on a Pacific island one year, we had drills for when the tidal waves would hit. You … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s really hard to tell what actually happened, but it appears that the mayor of Tampa, Bob Buckhorn, told a little joke: TAMPA — At a time when journalists are under fire both literally and figuratively, … Continue reading

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Marco Rubio: Portrait in Courage

Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio, the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death, continues to astound us with his virtuoso tap-dancing ability (Cuban-heel boots an’ … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Marco 'Big Gulp' Rubio, NeoCons | 1 Comment

This is What’s the Matter With Kansas

The Wichita Eagle tells us: “You look at how close the Florida election was in 2000,” Kobach said, referencing the election between George W. Bush and Al Gore, which came down to about 500 votes. “I think there’s no question … Continue reading

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Trust Bondi, She’s An Expert

$20, Same As In Town Grasping Florida Attorney General Pam ‘Shoe Me The Cheddar’ Bondi proves to us, definitively that she is not on the take: At a press conference at the Capitol, Bondi said she had no regrets about … Continue reading

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