Category Archives: Florida

Florida Man, er, Governor

The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man

Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently   That’s art. Pure poetry.

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Trump Picks Florida Man To Gut Healthcare

Hey guys, remember last week when strategic-hire AG Bill Barr wrote a thing to protect The Russian Usurper from obstruction of justice charges, and Prznint Stupid went on a victory lap by bizarrely deciding to attack the Affordable Care Act … Continue reading

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Merde-a-Lardo a Go-Go In The News

Cindy Yang, the reach-around maven (ALLEGEDLY!) behind Floriduh’s rub-n-tug to the stars day spa, want us to know that Prznint Stupid will MAGA: “I totally believed he’s a business person. I’m a small business person too. I believe that we … Continue reading

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‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Chimpy's Crime Family, Crazeee States, Florida, Jeb Bush, snark | 5 Comments

Florida’s Hanging Chad, Redux

It’s Florida, Jake LATimes: Florida’s recount in three statewide races is already conjuring up images of the 2000 presidential election with legal skirmishes, chanting protesters and a possible ballot design issue that could potentially cost a candidate thousands of votes… … Continue reading

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Florida, Cont.

Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.

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Bad Headlines: Florida Man…

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‘It’s Florida, Jake’

Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He’s baaaa-ack! Yes, one-term, Florida Congressman Allen West (R-Torturer) says he’s gonna get back in that saddle and run again! (Allen West) I ran about five miles down here this morning in Washington D.C. but yes … Continue reading

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