Category Archives: Colorado

It’s A Cult

Posted on June 4, 2023 by tengrain

I did not realize that Jonestown moved to rocky mountain high Colorado: CNN's Bash: "Would Republicans be better off with a candidate who is not facing multiple criminal investigations?" Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO): "I think that the multiple investigations and civil lawsuits … almost give … Continue reading →

Posted in Colorado, Crazeee States, Dork MAGA, Hair Führer Donald Trump, word salad | 7 Comments

Report: No One Went To Her Diner To See What Real Americans Think

Posted on November 18, 2022 by tengrain

The AP tells us that Lauren Boebert’s re-election is going to be in a recount, and we hope she gets Rep. 3-Names to count her votes on her fingers and toes. DENVER (AP) — Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert, a renowned … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Ammosexuals, Colorado, Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, Lauren 'BoBo' Boebert | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 29, 2022 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This totally scans: “Tina Peters, the Colorado county clerk who flogged election conspiracy theories and was then indicted for allegedly breaching her own voting machines, lost her primary bid to become the secretary of state.” “And then … Continue reading →

Posted in Colorado, Crazeee States, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 5 Comments

Colorado Candidate Wants Fellow Christian On Ticket

Posted on May 26, 2022 by tengrain

More from Greg Lopez, theocratic Republican candidate for Colorado Governor: Choosing your lieutenant governor is one of the most serious decisions that a governor makes out of the chute—a candidate. So I’m looking for someone that not only believes in … Continue reading →

Posted in Blog Against Theocracy, Colorado, Crazeee States, Lookout for Mooselimbs under your bed, That Bastard George Soros, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 8 Comments

Get Off The Cross, Someone Else Needs The Wood

Posted on May 5, 2022 by tengrain

  Let’s meet forced-birth Colorado gubernatorial candidate Greg Lopez, who compares hisself to Jeebus to casually dismiss that he assaulted his then-pregnant wife: NEW: GOP gubernatorial candidate @LopezforCO says he would sign an abortion ban in Colorado. I asked him … Continue reading →

Posted in Choice, Colorado, Crazeee States, Family Values, Forced Birth, Get Off The Cross, War on Women, Xristian Xraxies | 6 Comments

Meanwhile, In Colorado

Posted on February 15, 2022 by tengrain

First, the background: In May 2021, Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters allowed an unauthorized person to access voting machines and attend a secure update of their software. That individual, a local man named Gerald Wood, took pictures and made copies … Continue reading →

Posted in Colorado, Crazeee States, Legitimate Political Discourse, The Big Lie | 8 Comments

Look Out, Colorado, You’re Next to Be Youngkin’ed

Posted on February 5, 2022 by tengrain

Der Tiger Beat auf dem Potomac (thanks Charlie with an assist from MPS Patron Saint Watertiger) morning email thingie breathlessly tells us in the Beltway Society Pages portion (helpfully entitled, “Playbookers”): GANAHL STAFFS UP — Heidi Ganahl, GOP candidate for … Continue reading →

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 5, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News This is why Congress should not be allowed to own individual stocks: While Inquiring on Facebook’s Bottom Line, Hickenlooper is Invested in the Company At today’s hearing with Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen, Sen. John Hickenlooper chose not … Continue reading →

Posted in Best gubmint money can buy, Colorado, Crazeee States, John Hickenlooper | 3 Comments

Colorado Is Competing With Arizona for 2020 Election Conspiracy

Posted on September 5, 2021 by tengrain

Things just keep getting better in the Terrible Snow Kingdom of Colorado, NPR reports: It’s been nearly a month since sensitive data about voting equipment in Colorado’s Mesa County was posted online by conspiracy theorists eager to cast doubt on … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Colorado, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie | 8 Comments

Whaddup, Colorado?

Posted on August 13, 2021 by tengrain

The  nutty Big Lie prion disease that is currently effecting the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has jumped borders into Colorado, with all of the usual side effects and players: CBS Denver: “Mesa County must replace its election equipment after … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Colorado, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 7 Comments