Category Archives: Arkansas

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cotton

The Pride of Arkansas and noted Free Speech Warrior and Sen. Tom Cotton —who famously has threatened social media platforms that “Winter is Coming”— wants to arrest abortion rights protesters outside the homes of SCOTUS justices: WASHINGTON — Sen. Tom Cotton, … Continue reading

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Bad Marketing, Cont.

So how come Tom Cotton is still their senator?

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Godwin’s Law, Revisited

I hate the way that the internets always jump to yelling “nazi” and… what’s that, you say? Anti-parasite drug used on Arkansas jail’s inmates for COVID “Inmates at a northwest Arkansas jail have been prescribed ivermectin to combat COVID-19, despite … Continue reading

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Report: Hawaii Says Stay Home Freedumb Fighters

Doesn’t Hawaii know that the goal of governance is to kill its residents like common Floriduhans, Texans, and South Dakoters South Doh!koters*? What’s wrong with them? Hawaii Gov. David Ige pleaded with tourists from around the world on Monday to not visit … Continue reading

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Arkansas to Florida and Texas: ‘Me Too!’

  This is what dying to own the Libs looks like:   Today’s report shows some very startling numbers. We saw the largest single-day increase in hospitalizations and have eclipsed our previous high of COVID hospitalizations. There are currently only … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Too little, way too late, Possum Hollar:  “Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson (R) said he regrets signing a bill into law that bans state and local government authorities from implementing mask mandates amid a surge in COVID-19 cases in the state.” … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Huckabee-Sanders?

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: “If I’m elected governor here in Arkansas, we will not have mask mandates, we will not have mandates on the vaccine, we will not shut down churches and schools and other large gatherings because we believe in … Continue reading

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Elmira Gantry Is In!

Fair warning: it’s 8-minutes long and she mentions the name of He Who Shall Not Be Named: I'm in —> Watch ⬇️ — Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) January 25, 2021 “Everything we love about America is at stake, … Continue reading

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The Beatings Will Continue

This absolutely made my jaw drop: My kid and two other students walked out of their rural, very conservative, public school for 17 minutes today. They were given two punishment options. They chose corporal punishment. This generation is not playing … Continue reading

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