Category Archives: Arizonastan

Meanwhile in Arizona

Talk about not knowing how to read the room: “Privatize social security” @bgmasters tells FreedomWorks, saying he will bring fresh thinking to the US Senate. Hard to tell if that sunk in this room, where many are of social security … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid?

This is why we cannot have nice things: Rusty Bowers, the Speaker of the House in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, the guy who testified so effectively yesterday? He’d vote for Trump again. “If he is the nominee, if … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Meanwhile, In Arizona

Let’s meet Blake Masters, Bit-Coin enthusiast, Stanford-educated libertarian who somehow loves automated surveillance technology and Peter Thiel’s hand-selected Arizona Republican candidate for Senate: Tech investor and Arizona Republican Senate hopeful Blake Masters acknowledges that the United States has a gun … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Arizona

Rep. Paul Gosar, The Mad Dentist of Flagstaff and AzDA Hall of Famer, want you to keep your hands visible and above the table: JD Vance @JDVance1 is right to call for restrictions on pornography. Liberal courts have declared porn … Continue reading

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Rep. Gosar Seems Nice

Rep. Paul Gosar (R-TTSKoA) tells us about the kiddie shooter in Texas, because of course he does:     Well, that’s a pretty full bigot bingo card right there. Someone must have won something.

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, immigration, racism, Transphobia, White Punks on Dope | 15 Comments

Cunning Runt (or vice-versa) Wins Foot Race

Such fun w/ @SenCapito and team at this morning’s @ACLINews #capchallenge – it was great to be out there together again & I can’t wait for next year’s race! 🏆 pic.twitter.com/eAxKntYRsR — Kyrsten Sinema (@SenatorSinema) May 12, 2022 This is … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 3 Comments

Mitch McConnell Has A Sad

Guys, amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell really wants to get the gavel back in his amphibian hoof, and for some reason the saner members of the Grand Ol Putin, Party are not falling in line. Arizona Republican Gov. Doug Ducey will … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Wingnuttia | 1 Comment

She Seems Nice (Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Part Infinity)

Wendy Rogers is running for AZ State Senate, and has all the usual requirements: retired military, Hair Füror psychophant, wall enthusiast, and mostly: she Ours in Christ. Let’s listen in to her sermon on the mounted:   In her televised address, … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Fascism, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

Uh, Secret Service…

…you got a live one: I’m pretty sure that a bad-taste ad that  encourages the weak-brained to pull a gun on a sitting President, the Speaker of the House, and the Senator the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan (whose wife, … Continue reading

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Whaddup, Arizona Republicans?

The January 6 Committee is uncovering every grain of sand in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, it seems: The Jan. 6 select committee has subpoenaed the phone records of Arizona GOP Chair Kelli Ward and her husband, Michael Ward, … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Insurrection, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 5 Comments