Category Archives: Arizonastan

Arizonastan Sets The Pace

Rep. David Schweikert (R-TSKoA) reached a deal announced Thursday to end a longstanding House Ethics Committee investigation by admitting to 11 rules violations, accepting a reprimand and agreeing to pay a $50,000 fine, the Arizona Republic reports. “In a statement, … Continue reading

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Small Bananas

Prznint Lord Damp Nut held his 2-Minute Hate Rally in a church in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it was small bananas. Despite a state directive that everyone must be masked, no one was (seemed to be a … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 9 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom to Have Orange Visitor

Hey guys, remember when Prznint Stupid said that the Trump Virus will go away in warm weather: Prznint Stupid is going to the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan for a campaign event (he is not calling it a rally any … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

FREEDUMB

And speaking of the Trump-Virus: Florida, Texas and Arizona all set records for the most cases they have reported in a single day “The virus continued its steady spread across the Sun Belt on Tuesday, with state officials in Arizona, … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Distancing, Floriduh, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 15 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: ‘You’re On Your Own’

Well, that’s throwing in the towel: Arizona Governor Doug Ducey said on Thursday that Arizonans need to learn to live with the coronavirus. The Republican governor was responding to recent reports that the state was seeing an uptick in COVID-19 … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Ayn Rand's Grave, Crazeee States, Distancing, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Things that will kill us all, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein sends his holiday greetings to Mark Faceberg: “So I,am back but honestly I could care less. You see, in the past 8 months I have been locked in Zuckerberg’s Gulag an incredible … Continue reading

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Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading

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AZ Senate Candidate Kelli Ward: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Dr. Kelli Ward, the Mad Obstetrician of the Mojave and one of the 2018 crackpot conspiracy theorist candidates—Ward is a birther, believes in chemtrails, and Mike Cernovich hisself is campaigning for her; he is the original pizzagate conspiracy theorist—who is … Continue reading

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Arizona: The Spice Must Flow

Now that Sen. John McCain has parachuted into his great reward, the Republican governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Doug Ducey, will appoint a new Senator who will serve out the remainder of Grandpa Walnuts’ term until 2020. … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 32 Comments

Crazee State Alert!

Here we go again in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, they look around and see no signs of evolution therefore: Evolution wording removed from draft of Arizona school science standards “The Arizona Department of Education hopes to make changes … Continue reading

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