Category Archives: Arizonastan

Confirmed: The Coup Attempt Had Inside Help

Per the WaPo, the so-called Stop the Steal rally (Insurrection ‘R’ Us) that brought Hair Füror’s storm troopers to attack the Capitol had inside help from the Coup Klux Klansmen representatives of the terrible sand people of the terrible sand … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Terrible  SandPeople of the Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have outdone themselves once again: Fake electors try to deliver Arizona’s 11 votes for Trump [Cut to scene inside a barn made of sand, a Jawa speaks to … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The Republican Party from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is seeking volunteers for a suicide mission, apparently? He is. Are you? https://t.co/OY8qxNMPxm — Arizona Republican Party (@AZGOP) December 8, 2020 Related: The WaPo contacted all 249 Republicans in the … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Consequences The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s legislature is shut down: Giuliani COVID-19 diagnosis closes Arizona Legislature “The Arizona Legislature will be closed all next week after at least 15 current or future Republican legislators may have been directly exposed … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Do you want your stupid shaken or stirred? HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU Back in July, Gov. Ducey said he changed his White House ringtone to "Hail to The Chief" so he wouldn't miss a call from … Continue reading

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The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Done Trump Wrong!!1!

You wanna know why Lord Damp Nut lost Arizonastan? DEEP STATE AND SHARPIES!!1! In Arizona, which turned blue last night, conservatives are cooking up a conspiracy theory that is already being called #SharpieGate. The gist is they believe poll workers … Continue reading

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Yesterday’s Quote of the Day, Today!

Lord Damp Nut was campaigning in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan and he tossed a life preserver or maybe it was a roll of paper towels to Martha McSally, who is in a battle to the death with astronaut … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments

Arizonastan Sets The Pace

Rep. David Schweikert (R-TSKoA) reached a deal announced Thursday to end a longstanding House Ethics Committee investigation by admitting to 11 rules violations, accepting a reprimand and agreeing to pay a $50,000 fine, the Arizona Republic reports. “In a statement, … Continue reading

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Small Bananas

Prznint Lord Damp Nut held his 2-Minute Hate Rally in a church in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it was small bananas. Despite a state directive that everyone must be masked, no one was (seemed to be a … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 9 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom to Have Orange Visitor

Hey guys, remember when Prznint Stupid said that the Trump Virus will go away in warm weather: Prznint Stupid is going to the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan for a campaign event (he is not calling it a rally any … Continue reading

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