Category Archives: Arizonastan

Meanwhile, In Arizona

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have been busy. We’ll begin with Kari Lake: Yesterday, Kari Lake joined a prayer circle in an attempt to pray away the "stolen election." pic.twitter.com/1zQK4AKFOl — The Republican Accountability … Continue reading

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Election Drama In Arizona Concludes

Good news from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: Cochise County has finally certified their election, you know, once a judge ordered them: PHOENIX (AP) — A rural Arizona county certified its midterm election results on Thursday, following the orders … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, Election Deniers In Arizona Sabotage Themselves

The election-denying terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan in Cochise County have declined to certify their election results: The lawsuit, filed in Arizona Superior Court, aims to compel the Cochise County Board of Supervisors to certify … Continue reading

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Meanwhile in Arizonastan…

Maricopa Speaker accuses board of treason pic.twitter.com/Om5RJXHXkw — Acyn (@Acyn) November 28, 2022 Man, talk about a hostile workplace! I’ve never had a co-worker call for the Death Penalty. Seriously, what is in the water down there?

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One Lump of Stupid or Two?

The massive rally to demand a revote in Arizonastan continues. Why, there must be a dozen people there: Day 2 of the protest near the AZ Capitol to demand a new election. Speaker tells them not to be disappointed that … Continue reading

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Report: Loser Candidate in AZ Says Election Was Rigged (It Wasn’t Rigged)

Fox News emeritus and failed gubernatorial candidate for the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Kari Lake says that she’s still in it to win it: In a video posted to social media Thursday morning, Arizona GOP gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

Katie Hobbs dropped a house on Kari Lake. Significant: the country now has 24 Democratic governors and 26 Republicans. During the 2018 Pie Fight, the country had 33 Republican governors, 16 Democrats, and an Independent. We’re making progress, Scissorheads! And … Continue reading

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2024: Reuben Gallego for US Senator From AZ Begins NOW

Axios email thingie warns us that 2024 has a lot of Democratic Senators up for re-election as compared to Republicans: 21:10. One of those 21 is Sen. Kyrsten Sinema. Our pals at Electoral-Vote are starting to suss out the situation: … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

Libertarian Senate candidate Marc Victor announced his withdrawal from the Arizona US Senate race, and gave his deep, er, full-throated endorsement of Fascist Republican (redundant?) candidate Blake Masters.  “We found ourselves in general agreement about how to improve America and to advance … Continue reading

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Grifters Gotta Grift, Part Infinity

This is surprising in it’s candor: Trump is splitting donations with Blake Masters 99-to-1. It could be a boon for Masters anyway. …“President Trump asked me to reach out to remind you just how important YOU are to our movement,” … Continue reading

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