Category Archives: Arizonastan

Confirmed: The Coup Attempt Had Inside Help

Posted on January 13, 2021 by tengrain

Per the WaPo, the so-called Stop the Steal rally (Insurrection ‘R’ Us) that brought Hair Füror’s storm troopers to attack the Capitol had inside help from the Coup Klux Klansmen representatives of the terrible sand people of the terrible sand … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Insurrection, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 14, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News The Terrible  SandPeople of the Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have outdone themselves once again: Fake electors try to deliver Arizona’s 11 votes for Trump [Cut to scene inside a barn made of sand, a Jawa speaks to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 23 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on December 8, 2020 by tengrain

The Republican Party from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is seeking volunteers for a suicide mission, apparently? He is. Are you? https://t.co/OY8qxNMPxm — Arizona Republican Party (@AZGOP) December 8, 2020 Related: The WaPo contacted all 249 Republicans in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 4 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Posted on December 7, 2020 by tengrain

Consequences The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s legislature is shut down: Giuliani COVID-19 diagnosis closes Arizona Legislature “The Arizona Legislature will be closed all next week after at least 15 current or future Republican legislators may have been directly exposed … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Wrong-Again Rudy | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on November 30, 2020 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Do you want your stupid shaken or stirred? HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU Back in July, Gov. Ducey said he changed his White House ringtone to "Hail to The Chief" so he wouldn't miss a call from … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 2 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Done Trump Wrong!!1!

Posted on November 5, 2020 by tengrain

You wanna know why Lord Damp Nut lost Arizonastan? DEEP STATE AND SHARPIES!!1! In Arizona, which turned blue last night, conservatives are cooking up a conspiracy theory that is already being called #SharpieGate. The gist is they believe poll workers … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 7 Comments

Yesterday’s Quote of the Day, Today!

Posted on October 29, 2020 by tengrain

Lord Damp Nut was campaigning in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan and he tossed a life preserver or maybe it was a roll of paper towels to Martha McSally, who is in a battle to the death with astronaut … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 9 Comments

Arizonastan Sets The Pace

Posted on July 31, 2020 by tengrain

Rep. David Schweikert (R-TSKoA) reached a deal announced Thursday to end a longstanding House Ethics Committee investigation by admitting to 11 rules violations, accepting a reprimand and agreeing to pay a $50,000 fine, the Arizona Republic reports. “In a statement, … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 9 Comments

Small Bananas

Posted on June 24, 2020 by tengrain

Prznint Lord Damp Nut held his 2-Minute Hate Rally in a church in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it was small bananas. Despite a state directive that everyone must be masked, no one was (seemed to be a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 9 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom to Have Orange Visitor

Posted on June 23, 2020 by tengrain

Hey guys, remember when Prznint Stupid said that the Trump Virus will go away in warm weather: Prznint Stupid is going to the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan for a campaign event (he is not calling it a rally any … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments