Category Archives: Arizonastan

Colorado Is Competing With Arizona for 2020 Election Conspiracy

Things just keep getting better in the Terrible Snow Kingdom of Colorado, NPR reports: It’s been nearly a month since sensitive data about voting equipment in Colorado’s Mesa County was posted online by conspiracy theorists eager to cast doubt on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has imported a new grifter now that the Cyber Ninnies are all down with the Trump-Virus: The Arizona Senate has hired an election conspiracy theorist and anti-vaccine activist to conduct its … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan will have to wait for the Cyber Ninnies report because three of the five authors have contracted the Trump-Virus, and no, you cannot make up merde like this: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Statement from Senate … Continue reading

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Today in Arizona: Cyber Ninja’s Report Is Due!

Today, the Cyber Ninnies are due to release their findings of the Big Lie in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan. Can you feel the excitement? (CNN)The company that conducted Arizona’s sham review of the 2.1 million ballots cast in … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, I didn’t realize that the Cyber Ninnies were trying to hide their work, but lo! Appeals court orders Arizona Senate audit records released The documents sought by the watchdog group American Oversight detailing how the recount … Continue reading

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Never Say That They Don’t Learn

The terrible sand people of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have learned from others that incentives work, like with those lotteries for winning stuff if you got vaccinated. It’s just that the behavior they want to shape is completely … Continue reading

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Maricopa Co. Throws Down the Gauntlet!

Scissorhead Jimmy-T sends us the knock-it-off letter from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Chairman of the board of Maricop County to the numb-nut senators demanding more time for the Cyber Ninjas to find bamboo in the 2020 Ballots or … Continue reading

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Sinema Works Hard For The Money

$20, Same As In Town From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) email thingie is morning: CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP SINEMA’S SUMMER — Sinema is not letting BIF [Ed. TG says that BIF = Birpartisan InFrastructure]or the reconciliation bill … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sinema?

Well, this is good news us, bad news for Sinema: “…Furthermore, these potential primary voters are already revealing the policy priorities and deal-breakers that may decide their vote. Particularly salient among them is the voters’ desire to eliminate the filibuster. … Continue reading

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The Fraudit is a Fraud As Proven By Science

We all know that the Big Lie is a big lie told by a big liar, amiright? Anyway, the AP (again! they are on a roll today) did their own investigation into the Fraudit being conducted by the Terrible Sand … Continue reading

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