Category Archives: Arizonastan

Meanwhile, In Arizona

Oh, Gawd, it’s happening: Kari Lake is teasing a Senate run?! Big announcement tomorrow! — Kari Lake (@KariLake) May 23, 2023 That Tweet came out last night, so look for it to break today. Kari Lake, by the way, just … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

The terrible sand people in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan are undoubtedly aware of a disturbance in The Farce as: Scoop: Kari Lake meets with 6 GOP senators amid 2024 speculation Former GOP Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake met … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rep. Gosar

The Pride of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Flagstaff’s Dentist of the Year, Rep.Paul Gosar: Paul Gosar accuses General Milley of conspiring with Nancy Pelosi and China to overthrow former President Trump pic.twitter.com/ZluBawHQ3v — Acyn (@Acyn) March 28, 2023 … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan…

Sen. Marathon is workshopping her 2-Drink Minimum act: “Those lunches were ridiculous,” she told a small group of Republican lobbyists at a reception in Washington this year in explaining why she had stopped attending her caucus’ weekly luncheons in the … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, In Arizona

Somewhere, Traitor Joe Lieberman is sprouting wood that can be seen by the International Space Station: No Labels Party qualifies for Arizona ballot in 2024 …Arizona Secretary of State Adrian Fontes (D) said in a statement on Tuesday that the … Continue reading

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Report: Kari Lake Is Likely Running For Senate In Arizonastan

As if to prove our point from the Sunday Sermonette, the Queen of the Big Lie Kari Lake seems determined to enter the Senate race in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan. Because conservatives cannot fail, they can only be … Continue reading

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Some Stupid to Pre-Game Happy Hour?

bannon: "you're not running for vice president as Governor of Arizona?" kari lake: "I am the duly elected governor." pic.twitter.com/oVZwJcYBrv — danny (@dabbs346) February 2, 2023

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Arizona Might Have Second Chance

Guys, the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom might have an opportunity to kick Kari Lake in the ol’ rat’s patootie again: Defeated Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake met with officials at the National Republican Senatorial Committee on … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Another quote, but this time from Steve Bannon to Kari Lake from his podcast: “Hang on — you shouldn’t have to reach out to Ronna McDaniel. You’re the frickin’ governor of Arizona. You just won an incredibly tough … Continue reading

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Arizona Republicans Leave Area Seditionist Behind and Elect MAGA Princeling

The Terrible Republicans of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have elected a new chairperson to head the party and ousted MAGA heartthrob Kelli Ward, whose tenure incidentally included losing three Senate races and governor, secretary of state and attorney … Continue reading

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