Category Archives: Alaskastan

The Moose That Roared

Notable fame whore, Mooselini —whose 15 minutes of fame was up over a decade ago— wants a new gig to quit: Palin: … I’m going to throw my hat in the ring because we need people that have cajones. We … Continue reading

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If Asked, Mooselini Would Serve. No One Is Asking.

MAKE IT STOP: Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) said that she would, if asked, fill the seat left vacant by the late Alaska Rep. Don Young (R) “in a heartbeat.” “Think of those huge shoes that are to be … Continue reading

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Capiche?

“Nice little state you got here, shame if you lost it.” “Alaska needs Mike Dunleavy as Governor now more than ever,” Trump said in a statement. “He has my Complete and Total Endorsement but, this endorsement is subject to his … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 6 Comments

So How’s That Revenge Tour Working For Ya, Hair Füror?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has been doing the hallway gossip correlation so we don’t have to: Donald Trump’s favorite in the Alabama Senate race is treading water. His pick in Pennsylvania just bowed out of the GOP … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Alabama, Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, North Carolina, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

“If God wants me to [run against Lisa Murkowski for the Senate] I will.” Oh, thank you Dawg for this bounty we are about to receive.

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Let’s meet Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s TFG-endorsed, primary challenger, Kelly Tshibaka! Man, Murkowski keeps getting dealt inside-straight flushes. She’s gotta be leading a charmed life to get this babbling nutter as her primary opponent. (More at The Friendly … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alaskastan, snark, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 15 Comments

The Morning Quote

This is pretty good snark from ¡GASP! Lisa Murkowski: “It doesn’t surprise me. [Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid] has said, you know, that he’s gonna endorse anybody that has a pulse,” the Alaska Republican said of [her] GOP challenger, Kelly Tshibaka. … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alaskastan, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, New Confederacy Republicans?

The Coup Klux Klan don’t try to hide it at all anymore. They are putting the racists on their front porch: ‘America First Caucus’ Tied to Marjorie Greene Spews Creepy Nativist Rhetoric About ‘Anglo-Saxon Traditions’ A new caucus tied to … Continue reading

Posted in Alaskastan, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, immigration, racism, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 13 Comments

The Betting Windows Are Open

The Vengeance Tour ‘I will not be endorsing, under any circumstances, the failed candidate from the great State of Alaska, Lisa Murkowski. She represents her state badly and her country even worse. I do not know where other people will … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

  The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Republicans really went out of their way to find something good to say about Prznint Stupid’s phone call with Georgeduh: President Trump sounded really good (strong, clear voice; no static) on the “recording” … Continue reading

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