Category Archives: Alabama

Britt Boots Brooks in ‘Bama (Yesterday’s Election Results Today!)

In case yesterday’s 1/6 Committee hearing didn’t have enough unhappy news for twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid, the election results from yesterday—in Georgia, Virginia, Alabama, Arkansas, and D.C.—was that he got smacked upside the head, real good. Tiger Beat on the Potomac … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alabama, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump | 3 Comments

The Devil, er, Trump Went Down in Georgia and Loses BIGLY because he’s a loser

I shut everything off early as I was so disgusted by the Gundamentalists that I forget to check our Election Day wagers in real time. So how did we do? Georgeduh This was a pretty convincing smack-down for Hair Füror. … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Alabama, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 3 Comments

So How’s That Revenge Tour Working For Ya, Hair Füror?

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has been doing the hallway gossip correlation so we don’t have to: Donald Trump’s favorite in the Alabama Senate race is treading water. His pick in Pennsylvania just bowed out of the GOP … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Alabama, Alaskastan, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, North Carolina, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 4 Comments

Mo Brooks is the RoJo of Gohmerts, Part Infinity

Stupid Coup speaker and noted body armor-wearer Rep.  Mo Brooks says that he was not involved in planning the insurrection: “If you’re talking about someone participating in meetings, setting the agenda, raising the money, I don’t know of anything that … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, People Dumber than Dolphins, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 2 Comments

News From Alabama

Axios reports (strange formatting is all theirs, baby): Alabama, which has one of the country’s lowest COVID vaccination rates, recorded more deaths in 2020 than births — a first in state history. Alabama State Health Officer Dr. Scott Harris says … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Forced Birth | 7 Comments

As Foretold, Alabama Death Panels Start

Mooselini warned us that there would be Death Panels, but what she got wrong was that they would be in Republican states because freedumb-loving gits would refuse the safe (and FREE!) vaccine and choose to instead pay for horse de-wormer/fish … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine | 6 Comments

Vaccination Status, Please

It’s tough-love time in Sweet Home Alabama: An Alabama doctor is reportedly refusing to treat unvaccinated patients, tells them to get COVID shot because he ‘can’t watch them die’ An Alabama doctor is refusing to treat patients who won’t get … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Pandemics, Vaccine | 5 Comments

Alabama: ‘We’re # Dumb! We’re Number Dumb!’

Hey guys, remember yesterday when we learned that Alabama had to throw out tens of thousands of doses of expired vaccine? Well guess what, chicken butt? Madge, Rep. 3-Names was there earlier in the week urging that Possum Hollar give … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Vaccine | 13 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Alabama lawmaker, state Rep. Chris Pringle wants to ban the teaching of Critical Race Theory in his state, so someone finally asked him to define CRT. Hilarity ensues: The 2020 Alabama legislative session ended last month, but … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, racism, White Punks on Dope | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News This is just too rich: Yoga still banned in Alabama public schools, for now, as conservatives cite Hinduism ties MONTGOMERY, Ala. – A 28-year ban on yoga in Alabama’s public schools may be in place a little longer. … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Jump for Jeebus, Xristian Xraxies | 8 Comments