Category Archives: Alabama

UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

Posted on March 4, 2020 by

Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Alabama, Crazeee States, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Sen. Doug Jones (D-AL) | 5 Comments

Alabama Wants Moore More, Morans!

Posted on May 24, 2019 by

The Mason-Dixon poll tells us: “…Jones’s re-election chances will be affected by who he draws as his Republican challenger in 2020. Currently, Roy Moore – who Jones defeated in 2017 – is the top choice of GOP voters. Statewide, 27% … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats | 5 Comments

Golden Schlafly Awarded to Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey!

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

Gov. Kay Ivey signed Alabama’s abortion ban, with the only exception for mothers whose lives are in danger. New State Motto: “You will have your rapist’s baby” We award Gov. Ivey with the much-coveted Golden Schlafly for setting back women’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Blog Against Theocracy, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

The Crazee State of Alabama, Y’all!

Posted on June 30, 2018 by

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) wants Pooty-Poot to know that y’all are welcome to come-back now, ya hear! “Most countries would meddle and play in our domestic elections if they could, and some of them have,” the Washington Examiner quoted Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on December 29, 2017 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Our long-time pal Janet (née Folger) Porter went on CNN and brought the crazy, er, defended Roy Moore for not conceding, including standing up for a holocaust denier, and told the host to check out Abraham … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, CNN, Crazeee States, Roy Moore | 5 Comments

UPDATED Moore-or-Less, Cont!

Posted on December 28, 2017 by

Noted ALLEGED pedophile Roy Moore is demanding a judge block the certification of Doug Jones‘ victory in the election to take the Senate seat once occupied by Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Session III. Refusing to concede, failed candidate Roy Moore has … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore | 10 Comments

Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Posted on December 14, 2017 by

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.” Oddly silent on what happens to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 13 Comments

The Best Moment Last Night

Posted on December 13, 2017 by

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible pic.twitter.com/B65qIKBjlI — The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 12, 2017

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore, Theocrats | 5 Comments

No Moore (About Last Night…)

Posted on December 13, 2017 by

First some quick numbers from the  WaPo: Jones won women by 16 points. Jones won African Americans by 92 points. Jones won independents or “something else” by 8 points. Moore won white women by 29 points. Moore won whites with no … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Sex fiends | 9 Comments

This is Nuts, Part Infinity

Posted on December 7, 2017 by

Janet (née Folger) Porter is proving to us again why we’ve followed her all these years.

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Janet (née Folger) Porter, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats | 4 Comments