Category Archives: Alabama

‘I Am Not A Crook’ (He’s a crook)

And we now turn to Alabama (state motto: Where the Debris Meets The Sea) to see what’s going on with the Republican Senate Race, which pits former USAG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III against former Auburn football coach Tommy Tuberville. … Continue reading

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UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn … Continue reading

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Alabama Wants Moore More, Morans!

The Mason-Dixon poll tells us: “…Jones’s re-election chances will be affected by who he draws as his Republican challenger in 2020. Currently, Roy Moore – who Jones defeated in 2017 – is the top choice of GOP voters. Statewide, 27% … Continue reading

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Golden Schlafly Awarded to Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey!

Gov. Kay Ivey signed Alabama’s abortion ban, with the only exception for mothers whose lives are in danger. New State Motto: “You will have your rapist’s baby” We award Gov. Ivey with the much-coveted Golden Schlafly for setting back women’s … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Blog Against Theocracy, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

The Crazee State of Alabama, Y’all!

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) wants Pooty-Poot to know that y’all are welcome to come-back now, ya hear! “Most countries would meddle and play in our domestic elections if they could, and some of them have,” the Washington Examiner quoted Sen. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our long-time pal Janet (née Folger) Porter went on CNN and brought the crazy, er, defended Roy Moore for not conceding, including standing up for a holocaust denier, and told the host to check out Abraham … Continue reading

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UPDATED Moore-or-Less, Cont!

Noted ALLEGED pedophile Roy Moore is demanding a judge block the certification of Doug Jones‘ victory in the election to take the Senate seat once occupied by Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Session III. Refusing to concede, failed candidate Roy Moore has … Continue reading

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Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.” Oddly silent on what happens to … Continue reading

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The Best Moment Last Night

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible — The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 12, 2017

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No Moore (About Last Night…)

First some quick numbers from the  WaPo: Jones won women by 16 points. Jones won African Americans by 92 points. Jones won independents or “something else” by 8 points. Moore won white women by 29 points. Moore won whites with no … Continue reading

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