Category Archives: Alabama

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Our long-time pal Janet (née Folger) Porter went on CNN and brought the crazy, er, defended Roy Moore for not conceding, including standing up for a holocaust denier, and told the host to check out Abraham … Continue reading

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UPDATED Moore-or-Less, Cont!

Noted ALLEGED pedophile Roy Moore is demanding a judge block the certification of Doug Jones‘ victory in the election to take the Senate seat once occupied by Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Session III. Refusing to concede, failed candidate Roy Moore has … Continue reading

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Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.” Oddly silent on what happens to … Continue reading

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The Best Moment Last Night

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible pic.twitter.com/B65qIKBjlI — The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 12, 2017

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No Moore (About Last Night…)

First some quick numbers from the  WaPo: Jones won women by 16 points. Jones won African Americans by 92 points. Jones won independents or “something else” by 8 points. Moore won white women by 29 points. Moore won whites with no … Continue reading

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This is Nuts, Part Infinity

Janet (née Folger) Porter is proving to us again why we’ve followed her all these years.

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The Race To Replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Raw Story tells us… Gun-toting, horse-riding Republican Roy Moore would handily beat his Democratic rival for Alabama’s senate seat if the election was today, a new poll shows. The former Alabama Supreme Court justice is polling at around 50 percent versus 44 … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Now we have blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What’s going to unite us? What’s going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It’s going to be … Continue reading

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The Crazee State of Alabama Still In The Running!

Jeebus, what is wrong with these people, Cont. McClatchy tells us… As cities across the country are tearing down and relocating Confederate monuments, a county in southern Alabama on Sunday unveiled a new one. Several hundred people attended a dedication … Continue reading

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Moore, Strange-ness in Alabama!

Hey guys, did you know that there was an election last night? It’s true, not FAKE NEWS!!1! Let’s see how the primary to replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III went down in Alabama! As you may recall Luther Strange was … Continue reading

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