Category Archives: Alabama

This is Nuts, Part Infinity

Janet (née Folger) Porter is proving to us again why we’ve followed her all these years.

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The Race To Replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Raw Story tells us… Gun-toting, horse-riding Republican Roy Moore would handily beat his Democratic rival for Alabama’s senate seat if the election was today, a new poll shows. The former Alabama Supreme Court justice is polling at around 50 percent versus 44 … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Now we have blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What’s going to unite us? What’s going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It’s going to be … Continue reading

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The Crazee State of Alabama Still In The Running!

Jeebus, what is wrong with these people, Cont. McClatchy tells us… As cities across the country are tearing down and relocating Confederate monuments, a county in southern Alabama on Sunday unveiled a new one. Several hundred people attended a dedication … Continue reading

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Moore, Strange-ness in Alabama!

Hey guys, did you know that there was an election last night? It’s true, not FAKE NEWS!!1! Let’s see how the primary to replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III went down in Alabama! As you may recall Luther Strange was … Continue reading

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Crazee State of AL, Represent!

It’s official: Congressman Mo “Good Lives” Brooks (R) is running for the AL Senate seat currently occupied by Sen. Luther Strange (R). So… Alabama might slip into the clutches of the dirty, filthy hippies if Y’all Qaeda and The New … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Baby Jeebus, Judge Roy Moore is running for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III old Senate Seat: Roy Moore today announced he is resigning from his position as the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court to … Continue reading

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Where Are They Now?

If former AL Luv Guv. Robert Bentley sinned, it was the sin of loving too much, honey. Anyway, he resigned yesterday on a plea bargain to avoid doing hard time, if you know what I mean and I think you … Continue reading

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Alabama’s Love Guv: A Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust

And so the impeachment trial of AL Gov. Robert Bentley begins. It seems his crime was banging his staff (though he denies banging anyone, and the bangee denies being banged), and then using state resources to cover-up the banging. I … Continue reading

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