Category Archives: Crazeee States

Come’ on…. Ted

Posted on October 16, 2018 by

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 11 Comments

UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments

More, Please

Posted on October 9, 2018 by

Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 3 Comments

Bad Headlines: Florida Man…

Posted on September 26, 2018 by
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Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

Posted on September 5, 2018 by

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 1 Comment

Ayatollah Ted Is In Real Trouble

Posted on August 31, 2018 by

You want to be impressed? I found this clip from Beto O’Rourke impressive: And I guess others did too. I don’t want to put the cart before the horse’s ass, but if Ted Cruz has Republicans proudly wearing tee shirts … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Texas, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

‘It’s Florida, Jake’

Posted on August 30, 2018 by

Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum pic.twitter.com/nDPp3Hx7zc — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Fox News, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Sen. Inhofe: Master Strategist!

Posted on August 28, 2018 by

Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the senatorial ladder, Inhofe leapt to Prznint … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts, Oklahoma | 8 Comments

AZ Senate Candidate Kelli Ward: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Posted on August 27, 2018 by

Dr. Kelli Ward, the Mad Obstetrician of the Mojave and one of the 2018 crackpot conspiracy theorist candidates—Ward is a birther, believes in chemtrails, and Mike Cernovich hisself is campaigning for her; he is the original pizzagate conspiracy theorist—who is … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 14 Comments

Arizona: The Spice Must Flow

Posted on August 26, 2018 by

Now that Sen. John McCain has parachuted into his great reward, the Republican governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Doug Ducey, will appoint a new Senator who will serve out the remainder of Grandpa Walnuts’ term until 2020. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 32 Comments