Category Archives: Crazeee States

Nostradumbass Warned Us

As was foretold in prophecy: When the Mango-Hued Shitgibbon Speaks the Truth, It Will Rain Lizards Jan 21 – This isn’t something we usually forecast, but don’t be surprised if you see Iguanas falling from the trees tonight as lows … Continue reading

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Not Today, Satan

Secretary of State Michael R. Pompeo has told Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell that he will not run for an open Senate seat from Kansas this fall. “I’ll be busy urging Cadet Bone Spurs to bring-on the End of Days,” … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Amply Be-Chinned #MoscowMitch McConnell, Crazeee States, Kansas, Kris Kobach, Mike Pompeo, The New Confederacy | 5 Comments

Blessed Are The Heat-Packers

Sweet Jeebus, this happened in Texas: A gunman killed two people during a Sunday morning service at a church in White Settlement before members of the congregation fatally shot him, authorities say. Police in White Settlement, about eight miles west … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Gundamentalists, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, wayne lapierre | 2 Comments

More News From Kolob!

The Pride of Utah, Sen. Mike Lee is in for some interesting times. First story is the set-up: “Mike Lee is the quiet force to get Trump acquitted” “Lindsey Graham is fighting President Donald Trump’s impeachment case on Twitter and … Continue reading

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Regrets, King Salman of Saudi Arabia Has Had A Few

From his insecure iPhone, after a Saudi Air Force officer gunned down three U.S. sailors on Friday at a naval base in Pensacola, Florida, the Russian Usurper tweeted that he wants us to know that the country who sent 15/19 … Continue reading

Posted in Chimpy's Great Adventure, Florida, September 11 | 7 Comments

Florida… Dog?

ABC News tells us just in time for #Wolfnoot Celebrations: PORT SAINT LUCIE, Florida — In South Florida, neighbors in a cul-de-sac watched in awe as a car moved in circles in reverse for approximately an hour. At first, it … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

It’s in Missouri, of course.

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Report: Floriduh Man Forgets Where He Lives

So sad to see what is happening in New York where Governor Cuomo & Mayor DeBlasio are letting out 900 Criminals, some hardened & bad, onto the sidewalks of our rapidly declining, because of them, city. The Radical Left Dems … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Florida | 5 Comments

Schrödinger’s Senator Urges Crime

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can … Continue reading

Posted in Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Kentucky, Quid Meets Quo Goes Pro (Ukraine), Rand 'Schrödinger's Senator' Paul | 4 Comments

North Carolina Today

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, has earned a night off: Trump says there is “a lot of illegal voting going on” in California. As always, there is absolutely no evidence for this. — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 9, 2019 Comrade … Continue reading

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