Category Archives: Crazeee States

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Oh, sweet Jeebus, why? Why? WHY?! [N]EW YORK (AP) — Former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Friday that he will run for Congress in a redrawn district that includes his Brooklyn home. De Blasio, … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Guys, it seems that Possum Hollar Pennsyltucky’s Republican Gubnor candidate has quite the resumé. Vanity Fair’s email thingie alerts us: If you’re not familiar with Doug Mastriano, a quick primer on the state senator turned gubernatorial candidate: – On November … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, Vote Suppression, voter fraud, voting | 5 Comments

Insightful Analysis From Possum Hollar

Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) attacks President Biden’s advisers as “the crunchy granola types who like to attend gender reveal parties.” pic.twitter.com/Pv9sYQQxMo — The Recount (@therecount) May 17, 2022 That is Oxford-educated (the real one) and noted Hooterville cosplayer Sen. John … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Louisiana, Possum Hollar | 12 Comments

High Stakes in Penn Governor Race Got Higher

The Stupid Coup In more Pennsyltucky news, PA GOP Gubor-candidate and noted Red Hat, Doug Mastriano keeps proving his deep connections with the Stupid Coup: WASHINGTON — A staffer with Doug Mastriano’s Pennsylvania gubernatorial campaign who helped block media access to … Continue reading

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Today Is The Super Tuesday of Primaries

Guys, today 5 states are holding their primaries and so our Failed Political Press is already having a day at the races. I understand someone at MSNBC has dusted of Steve Kornacki and lubricated his joints, many of which appear … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Pennsyltucky | 3 Comments

Ah, Texas! America’s Lab for Bad Policy (Part Infinity)

The Texas Supreme Court has ruled that Gov. Abbott and his pet Attorney General Ken Paxton went too far when they ordered child abuse investigations of families that provided medical treatments for their transgender kids. But, being Texas, the ruling only … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Greg Abbott, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Transphobia, Your Kind Cannot Stay Here | 1 Comment

GOP: ‘The Right To Life Ends At Birth’

American parents have been struggling for weeks with a nationwide baby formula shortage (Ed Note: I really hate the phrasing baby formula, it sounds like a euphemism for making babies). The shortage was caused by an enormous recall of tainted baby … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Family Values, Greg Abbott, snark, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wingnuttia, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda and Talibanicans | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Guys, you know how Wingnuttia is always going on about how they and they alone are being censored and demanding that the gubmint do sumpin’ about it (despite the gubmint cannot do anything about it because of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, First Amendment, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments

Cunning Runt (or vice-versa) Wins Foot Race

Such fun w/ @SenCapito and team at this morning’s @ACLINews #capchallenge – it was great to be out there together again & I can’t wait for next year’s race! 🏆 pic.twitter.com/eAxKntYRsR — Kyrsten Sinema (@SenatorSinema) May 12, 2022 This is … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. Cotton

The Pride of Arkansas and noted Free Speech Warrior and Sen. Tom Cotton —who famously has threatened social media platforms that “Winter is Coming”— wants to arrest abortion rights protesters outside the homes of SCOTUS justices: WASHINGTON — Sen. Tom Cotton, … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Arkansas, Crazeee States, First Amendment, Free Speech, People Dumber than Dolphins, Tom Cotton | 12 Comments