Category Archives: Crazeee States

Some Stupid to Pre-Game Happy Hour?

bannon: "you're not running for vice president as Governor of Arizona?" kari lake: "I am the duly elected governor." pic.twitter.com/oVZwJcYBrv — danny (@dabbs346) February 2, 2023

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Liars, Steve Bannon, The Big Lie | 10 Comments

China Has Spy Balloon Over Montana

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie breathlessly reports that China is spying on… Montana? TRIAL BALLOON — We have our first taste of how different conducting foreign policy will be for President JOE BIDEN now that … Continue reading

Posted in Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, Montana, espionage | 25 Comments

Arizona Might Have Second Chance

Guys, the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom might have an opportunity to kick Kari Lake in the ol’ rat’s patootie again: Defeated Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake met with officials at the National Republican Senatorial Committee on … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, snark | 2 Comments

Floriduh: Welcome To Black History Month

Ah Floriduh, where the debris meets the sea, is embracing an Advanced Placement Black History program, you know, with a couple of edits: After heavy criticism from Gov. Ron DeSantis, the College Board released on Wednesday an official curriculum for … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Critical Race Theory, Floriduh, racism, Ron DeSantis, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope | 12 Comments

Report from Florida: Literacy Today

Fahrenheit 451 was an inspiration to unlikable whiney, nasal-voiced Gov. DeSanctimonious: Hide your books to avoid felony charges, Fla. schools tell teachers Students arrived in some Florida public school classrooms this month to find their teachers’ bookshelves wrapped in paper … Continue reading

Posted in Book Banning, Crazeee States, Fascism, Floriduh | 7 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Another quote, but this time from Steve Bannon to Kari Lake from his podcast: “Hang on — you shouldn’t have to reach out to Ronna McDaniel. You’re the frickin’ governor of Arizona. You just won an incredibly tough … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Kari Lake, Steve Bannon | 5 Comments

Arizona Republicans Leave Area Seditionist Behind and Elect MAGA Princeling

The Terrible Republicans of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan have elected a new chairperson to head the party and ousted MAGA heartthrob Kelli Ward, whose tenure incidentally included losing three Senate races and governor, secretary of state and attorney … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

The Sand People Have Spoken!

The Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan do not like their senator. In December, Public Policy Polling released a survey conducted on Gallego’s behalf showing the Democratic congressman (40%) statistically tied with former GOP gubernatorial nominee … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Blue Dogs, Crazeee States, Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) | 3 Comments

News From Where The Debris Meets The Sea

2024 Goat Rodeo candidate and whiney Floriduh gubnor Ron DeSanctimonious likes to lecture the press from grammar schools because small furniture makes him look bigger. Anyway, the Ron explains his evil and racist agenda applies, er, well something: DeSantis is asked … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Critical Race Theory, Floriduh, racism, Ron DeSantis, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Report: Banana Republic is Full of Bananas Republicans

It’s Floriduh, Jake The article in the WaPo is nominally about Floriduh Democrats in Disarray, but when you read it carefully, it’s really about the bugnuts: More than two months after enduring humbling midterm losses, Democrats in Florida are in … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Floriduh | 2 Comments