Category Archives: Crazeee States

Whaddup, Ohio?

Posted on October 22, 2021 by tengrain

Ohio’s Eulogy, er, Elegy for a Senate Campaign candidate JD Vance (R-Peter Thiel) is gonna have another authenticity moment as this nut job Mike Gibbons enters the race with as much John Birch Society raw meat as he can hurl in … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Elegy for a Senate Candidate, J.D. Vance, Mike Gibbons, Ohio | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on October 21, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News She seems nice: GOP Candidate for CA Sec. of State Claims She Inspired Witch’s Murder In her bid to be California’s Secretary of State, Republican candidate Rachel Hamm has the backing of some of the leading lights … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Jump for Jeebus, The Big Lie, The Devil's Army, Xristian Xraxies | 13 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two Texas?

Posted on October 21, 2021 by tengrain

Cherish these bountiful moments, Texas: Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick Just Paid His First Voter Fraud Bounty, It Went To Unlikely Recipient “Nearly a year after offering up a hefty bounty for evidence of voter fraud in the wake of … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 2 Comments

Q in ’22?

Posted on October 15, 2021 by tengrain

You just cannot make up merde like this: It looks like Ron Watkins, a prominent figure in the QAnon movement who many believe is Q himself, filed paperwork indicating he might run for Congress from Arizona on Thursday. If he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Q-spiracy | 8 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink, Texas Edition

Posted on October 14, 2021 by tengrain

Happy Hour News Here’s the ultimate in Both Sides: SOUTHLAKE, Texas — A top administrator with the Carroll Independent School District in Southlake advised teachers last week that if they have a book about the Holocaust in their classroom, they … Continue reading →

Posted in education, Nazis, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 9 Comments

Sinema Leaves US — ‘Anywhere But Here’ Tour

Posted on October 14, 2021 by tengrain

Krysten Sinema, the senator from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan and half of the obstruction duo, has left DC and is headed to Europe on a fund-raising tour: “Sen. Kyrsten Sinema, the moderate Arizona Democrat who has objected to … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grifters Gotta Grift, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 8 Comments

Today, In Gaslighting News

Posted on October 14, 2021 by tengrain

Guys, so this happened: Also in the Jolt this am, one of the hosts for a weekend fundraiser for @HerschelWalker this weekend appears to have a swastika as her profile pic. We have reached out for a response from the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, 4th Reich, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Herschell Walker, Nazis, People Dumber than Dolphins | 8 Comments

Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

Posted on October 13, 2021 by tengrain

We have a live one: Lansing — Michigan Rep. Daire Rendon, a Republican from Lake City, wore a button to a rally outside the Capitol Tuesday that featured an American flag with a gold “Q” on it, a letter that … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Michigan, Q-spiracy, The Big Lie | 4 Comments

Make Polio Great Again

Posted on October 13, 2021 by tengrain

Ohio should ban all vaccine mandates. — Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) October 12, 2021 What a dope.

Posted in Gym Jordan, Ohio, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Vaccine, vaccine mandates | 7 Comments

When Possum Hollar Goes To School

Posted on October 13, 2021 by tengrain

My entire time on twitter, I have never once asked you to retweet something. I am asking now. Please let people hear Brevard, FL School Board member Jennifer Jenkins tonight detail the threats and intimidation her, her family, and her … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, masks, Pandemics, vaccine mandates | 6 Comments