Category Archives: Crazeee States

Bad Headlines, Cont.

How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading

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Bad Headlines, Cont.

It’s from Florida, where else?

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What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theories, Crazeee States, Illinois, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 1 Comment

Crazee State Alert!

Here we go again in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, they look around and see no signs of evolution therefore: Evolution wording removed from draft of Arizona school science standards “The Arizona Department of Education hopes to make changes … Continue reading

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CO Representative Doug Lamborn: ‘Oops’

This is to laugh: Washington (CNN)The Colorado Supreme Court kicked Republican Rep. Doug Lamborn off the primary ballot Monday, throwing the six-term lawmaker’s political future into doubt. The court ruled that a person who Lamborn had hired to circulate petitions … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs For the second time, a resolution to denounce neo-Nazis has failed in the Tennessee legislature For the second time in recent weeks, a resolution denouncing neo-Nazis and white nationalists has died in the Tennessee General Assembly. The first … Continue reading

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Future Repeat Promised

Addled senior citizen and noted guilty/pardoned Arizonastan Senate candidate Sheriff Joe has a moment of good oxygen flow and promises to return to the Birth Certificate if elected to the Senate, and look at all those cave-fish white Arizonastanians nod … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, snark | 16 Comments

The Beatings Will Continue

This absolutely made my jaw drop: My kid and two other students walked out of their rural, very conservative, public school for 17 minutes today. They were given two punishment options. They chose corporal punishment. This generation is not playing … Continue reading

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Head Meets Desk

Florida Lege: The House chose not to consider the gun-control bill. It later passed the resolution claiming that porn is dangerous.

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Florida, WTF?

Take a look at the roll call pic.twitter.com/Q8E7geour7 — MAC (@986) February 20, 2018 The Florida legislature wouldn’t even vote to debate a gun bill. Look at the roll call: not one, single, Republican voted in favor of the debate. … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Guns! Guns! Guns! | 9 Comments