Category Archives: Crazeee States

Floriduh Man for the Win!

Posted on June 11, 2019 by

We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Florida, ITMFA, Matt Gaetz | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 7, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s meet Utahan, Scott Brian Haven, who has allegedly been “making multiple phone threats to kill members of Congress and reportedly made more than 2,000 phone calls to the U.S. Capitol in the last 13 months.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Utah, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on June 5, 2019 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: In less than 30 seconds of audio from his recent meeting with a Pensacola-based group called Women for Responsible Legislation, Florida Rep. Mike Hill proved why he is both an unfit legislator and … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Homophobia | 3 Comments

Alabama Wants Moore More, Morans!

Posted on May 24, 2019 by

The Mason-Dixon poll tells us: “…Jones’s re-election chances will be affected by who he draws as his Republican challenger in 2020. Currently, Roy Moore – who Jones defeated in 2017 – is the top choice of GOP voters. Statewide, 27% … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats | 5 Comments

War on Women, Part Infinity

Posted on May 23, 2019 by

[Ed. I’m sticking this on top today for obvious reasons. Get to work, Scissorheads! And many thanks for all you do! — Tengrain] [PS – Newer posts will be below. — TG] I’m breaking bad, or at least I am … Continue reading →

Posted in Activism, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Louisiana, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Your-Kind-Cannot-Pee-Here Bill Sponsor Wins GOP Primary in NC!

Posted on May 16, 2019 by

Well, not exactly, but Republican Sen. Dan Bishop, who sponsored the notorious Your Kind Cannot Pee Here bill (House Bill 2), just won his primary to challenge Democrat Dan McCready in NC-09. You know, the 2018 Congressional election that was … Continue reading →

Posted in Homophobia, North Carolina, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 6 Comments

Golden Schlafly Awarded to Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey!

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

Gov. Kay Ivey signed Alabama’s abortion ban, with the only exception for mothers whose lives are in danger. New State Motto: “You will have your rapist’s baby” We award Gov. Ivey with the much-coveted Golden Schlafly for setting back women’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Blog Against Theocracy, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

Florida Man, er, Governor

Posted on May 15, 2019 by

The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments

Floriduh Man

Posted on April 17, 2019 by

Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently   That’s art. Pure poetry.

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 7 Comments

Trump Picks Florida Man To Gut Healthcare

Posted on April 2, 2019 by

Hey guys, remember last week when strategic-hire AG Bill Barr wrote a thing to protect The Russian Usurper from obstruction of justice charges, and Prznint Stupid went on a victory lap by bizarrely deciding to attack the Affordable Care Act … Continue reading →

Posted in Florida | 9 Comments