Category Archives: Crazeee States

It’s A Cult

I did not realize that Jonestown moved to rocky mountain high Colorado: CNN's Bash: "Would Republicans be better off with a candidate who is not facing multiple criminal investigations?" Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO): "I think that the multiple investigations and civil lawsuits … almost give … Continue reading

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Bad Signs, Cont.

That must be the mens room at the South Carolina Republicans-only Terminal.

Posted in Bad Signs, South Carolina Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust | 3 Comments

The 2024 Goat Rodeo VP Race Begins!

Vice President wannabe and current Mayor of South Dakota (if it really does exist and I have my doubts), Kristi Noem is burnishing her wingnut credentials: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) called on the board that oversees the state’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Kristi Noem, South Dakota | 5 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Imagine how big of a crook you would have to be to be impeached by the Texas Lege. Or, imagine you are Ken Paxton (eww, gross!): The Texas House impeached Attorney General Ken Paxton on Saturday over allegations of bribery, … Continue reading

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Florida: Whose Book Is Banned Today?

A school in the the failed state of Floriduh (where else?) has banned students from reading Amanda Gorman’s very inspiring poem, ‘The Hill We Climb’ that she read at President Handsome Joe Biden’s inauguration: Amanda Gorman slammed officials at a … Continue reading

Posted in Book Banning, Fascism, Floriduh | 8 Comments

Meanwhile, In Arizona

Oh, Gawd, it’s happening: Kari Lake is teasing a Senate run?! Big announcement tomorrow! — Kari Lake (@KariLake) May 23, 2023 That Tweet came out last night, so look for it to break today. Kari Lake, by the way, just … Continue reading

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Tourism Dollars To Flee Floriduh

The Sunshine State, home of Spring Break,  dream vacations, and white beaches… well, VERY WHITE BEACHES it turns out: ⁦@GovRonDeSantis⁩ continues to damage Florida’s national and international reputation. Days after losing billions in high paying jobs, DeSantis attack on freedom … Continue reading

Posted in Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Domestic Tuckerism, Floriduh, Homophobia, racism, Transphobia, White Punks on Dope | 10 Comments

Disney Drops House on Meatball

Well, Disney dropped a house on Meatball: Disney on Thursday upped the ante in its battle with Florida’s Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis, and it cost his state 2,000 white-collar jobs. The company is scrapping plans to build a $1 billion … Continue reading

Posted in 2024 Goat Rodeo, Cracker Orban Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, Floriduh | 7 Comments

Hickory-Dickory-Dok, Gianforte Just Banned The ‘Tok

Anger-issues Poster Boy and Montana Governor Greg Gianforte signed the first bill in the nation to bodyslam, er, ban TikTok on Wednesday. Congress is considering banning the social media app, which is very popular with the Yutes of Today. Perhaps … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Free Speech, Montana, Social Media, The Yutes of Today, TikTok | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Guns have more rights in the Great Stet of Tennessee than mass shooting victims, er, citizens: After school shooting, Tennessee governor signs bill to shield gun firms further against lawsuits NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Tennessee Gov. Bill … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Crazeee States, Tennessee, Ammosexuals, Gundamentalists, NRA | 9 Comments