Category Archives: Crazeee States

Floriduh Man

Best headline of the day: Florida man arrested outside Olive Garden after eating pasta belligerently   That’s art. Pure poetry.

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 6 Comments

Trump Picks Florida Man To Gut Healthcare

Hey guys, remember last week when strategic-hire AG Bill Barr wrote a thing to protect The Russian Usurper from obstruction of justice charges, and Prznint Stupid went on a victory lap by bizarrely deciding to attack the Affordable Care Act … Continue reading

Posted in Florida | 9 Comments

Saddle Up Another Goat!

These goats on a slide is the start to your weekend that you didn’t know you needed. — Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) March 23, 2019 Beto is running. Axios morning email thingie goes full-on goat race: Beto O’Rourke, who announces … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Beto O'Rourke, Texas | 1 Comment

Fed Nominee Guided Kansas to Tax Cut Greatness!

As we all know, Prznint Stupid nominated teevee talking head Stephen Moore for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. The Kansas City Star is reporting that Moore “helped shape the deep tax cuts that were blamed for years of … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kansas, The Miracle of the Trump Economy | 4 Comments

Merde-a-Lardo a Go-Go In The News

Cindy Yang, the reach-around maven (ALLEGEDLY!) behind Floriduh’s rub-n-tug to the stars day spa, want us to know that Prznint Stupid will MAGA: “I totally believed he’s a business person. I’m a small business person too. I believe that we … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Florida | 8 Comments

Claim Chowder Served Piping Hot

Well, look at that: “Congressional Democrats are launching an investigation into the fate of NASA’s offer to fly a pollution-analyzing jet over the Houston region in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey. “The investigation was spurred by a Los Angeles Times … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas | 4 Comments

Texas to the EPA: ‘Nothing to see here’

This is infuriating: “In the weeks after Hurricane Harvey’s catastrophic sweep through the Houston area — which resulted in chemical spills, fires, flooded storage tanks and damaged industrial plants — rescue crews and residents complained of burning throats, nausea and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas | 14 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein sends his holiday greetings to Mark Faceberg: “So I,am back but honestly I could care less. You see, in the past 8 months I have been locked in Zuckerberg’s Gulag an incredible … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Josh Bernstein, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Literally Stealing Votes in North Carolina

Poppy Bush is just barely planted and the Republicans are keeping the flame alive!  The formerly sane state of North Carolina is in the news, this time not for telling trans citizens that they cannot pee there, but for election … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, North Carolina, snark | 5 Comments

Mississippi Race Concludes Today

So today is the final election in Mississippi between notorious Civil War enthusiast Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith and Democrat Mike Espy, who happens to be black. And because anytime a large group of white nationalists , er, Republicans are gathered, Comrade Stupid … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Mississippi, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments