Category Archives: Crazeee States
Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.
Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading
Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).
The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading
You want to be impressed? I found this clip from Beto O’Rourke impressive: And I guess others did too. I don’t want to put the cart before the horse’s ass, but if Ted Cruz has Republicans proudly wearing tee shirts … Continue reading
Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum pic.twitter.com/nDPp3Hx7zc — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading
Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the senatorial ladder, Inhofe leapt to Prznint … Continue reading
Dr. Kelli Ward, the Mad Obstetrician of the Mojave and one of the 2018 crackpot conspiracy theorist candidates—Ward is a birther, believes in chemtrails, and Mike Cernovich hisself is campaigning for her; he is the original pizzagate conspiracy theorist—who is … Continue reading