Category Archives: Crazeee States

Some Cream With Your Morning Stupid?

Crazee States Wyoming GOP chair: Western states ‘paying attention’ to Texas effort to secede “The chairman of the Wyoming Republican Party on Friday said Western states are “paying attention” to the effort by some in Texas’ far-right to try to … Continue reading

Posted in Liz Cheney, Wyoming | 15 Comments

Ah, Texas!

The NRA has filed for bankruptcy and is heading for —where else?— Texas.

Posted in Crazeee States, Guns! Guns! Guns!, NRA, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, wayne lapierre | 8 Comments

Confirmed: The Coup Attempt Had Inside Help

Per the WaPo, the so-called Stop the Steal rally (Insurrection ‘R’ Us) that brought Hair Füror’s storm troopers to attack the Capitol had inside help from the Coup Klux Klansmen representatives of the terrible sand people of the terrible sand … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Insurrection, Sedition, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News The Houston Chronicle has sumpin’ to say to Ayatollah Ted, and it goes sumpin’ like this: Resign, Senator Cruz. Your lies cost lives. “We’re done with the drama. Done with the opportunism. Done with the cynical scheming … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 7 Comments

Breaking: Floriduh Man

…arrested.

Posted in Floriduh, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 12 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two?

Ladies and gentlemen,  noted super-spreader and public nuisance, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem! “A day after calling for healing and peace as a country, South Dakota’s governor is alleging “communists” have infiltrated the United States Senate… “In an op-ed on … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, South Dakaota, White Punks on Dope | 20 Comments

(UPDATED) Philadelphia Freedumb

Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery is catching-on in Wingnuttia; or it could be that if you let a brat get away with something, all the other brats will try it, too: GOP leaders in Pa. Senate will refuse … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Pennsylvania | 6 Comments

Quote of the Night Last Night, Today!

Hair Füror last night campaigning for [checks notes] fellow grifters Loeffler and Perdue: “I hope Mike Pence comes through for us … He’s a great guy. ‘Course, if he doesn’t come through, I won’t like him quite as much.”

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Georgeduh, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sen. David Perdue, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 4 Comments

It’s Show Time, Georgia!

OK, Georgeduh, it’s your double-header! Show us what you’ve got. Last night Lord Damp Nut took his Festivus-style airing of grievances to the Gret Stet of Georgeduh, gave about a sentence each to Loeffler and Perdue and then whinged about … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Grifters Gotta Grift, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Sen. David Perdue, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 4 Comments

Some Postprandial Stupid?

  The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan Republicans really went out of their way to find something good to say about Prznint Stupid’s phone call with Georgeduh: President Trump sounded really good (strong, clear voice; no static) on the “recording” … Continue reading

Posted in Alaskastan, Crazeee States | 13 Comments