Category Archives: Crazeee States

The Conspiracy Caucus Arises!

Tiger Beat’s morning email tells us that the GOP is embracing a conspiracy theory of Deep State cannibal-pedophiles operating out of a non-existent basement of a very real pizza parlor: House GOP leaders are embracing their party’s controversial nominee in … Continue reading

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American Exceptionalism, Virus Edition

The Trump-Virus continues unabated. World-wide 10M people are infected and 500,000 have died. The US, with 4% of the world’s population has 2.5M of those infected and 125,000 of those dead, which works out to about 25%. So you know, … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 12 Comments

News From America’s Lab for Bad Policy

Texas is now re-tightening their rules because of their big Trump-Virus spike. You know, the Democrat hoax. The governors of Texas and Florida closed down bars Friday to slow down the spread of the coronavirus that has been rampaging at … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 8 Comments

Breaking: Floriduh is Eff’ed

Axios Alert: Florida reports massive single-day increase of 9,000 coronavirus cases Florida on Friday reported nearly 9,000 new coronavirus cases in 24 hours totaling 122,960 cases. Meanwhile, Prznint Stupid is moving ahead full speed with his convention plans for Jacksonville, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Correlation is Not Causation

Axios afternoon email thingie tells us that Texas, America’s Lab for Bad Policy is stopping their loosening of pandemic restrictions: 1 big thing: America’s reopening grinds to a halt America’s great economic reopening is hitting a major snag, just like … Continue reading

Posted in Distancing, Flush The Toilet Properly, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 20 Comments

Your Daily Gohmert

All I can say is watch both vids if you can. Louie Gohmert uses his questioning time to thank his wife for not leaving him pic.twitter.com/JQ0HMDxmwj — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 24, 2020 Texas, he’s all yours. Treasure him.

Posted in Crazeee States, Screwie Louie Gohmert, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 7 Comments

Trump to Texas: Drop Dead

As we all know, the Lone Star State is the National Lab for Bad Policy, but usually it is them doing it to themselves. This is freaking alarming: “The Trump administration is planning to end federal support for local coronavirus … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, Testing, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 14 Comments

Small Bananas

Prznint Lord Damp Nut held his 2-Minute Hate Rally in a church in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, and it was small bananas. Despite a state directive that everyone must be masked, no one was (seemed to be a … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Distancing, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, masks, Pandemics | 9 Comments

The Terrible Sand Kingdom to Have Orange Visitor

Hey guys, remember when Prznint Stupid said that the Trump Virus will go away in warm weather: Prznint Stupid is going to the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan for a campaign event (he is not calling it a rally any … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 12 Comments

KY Votes Today!

Kentucky’s primary today will be another electoral mess. Normally —if anything in Kentuckystan could ever be said to be normal— has 3,700 polling locations, and this year, during an eff’ing pandemic that number  is [checks notes] fewer than 200. And … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Crazeee States, Kentucky, racism, The New Confederacy, voting, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments