Category Archives: Crazeee States

Big Lie Boffo Box Office in Texas Explained

It’s sort of buried at the end of a long, deeply reported article on Texas AG Ken Paxton’s very compromised office, entitled, Dysfunction in Texas AG’s office as Paxton seeks third term, and it explains how documentary fabulist D’Vorce D’Spousa’s movie got … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, D’vorce D’spousa, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, The Big Lie | 2 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Looks like a goose, honks like a goose, steps like a goose: Despite disavowing White nationalism last spring when one of its adherents endorsed him, a US House candidate in Washington subsequently gave a previously unreported interview … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Joe Kent, Nazis, Warshington | 2 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Michael Flynn?

Let’s listen in as our Favorite Fascist foments insurrection in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan: At a campaign event for AZ Sect of State candidate Mark Finchem, Michael Flynn says 90% of Fed agencies should be disbanded, and “States … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, Arizonastan, Mike 'Moscow Mole' Flynn | 7 Comments

Be Safe, Floridians

I’m told that the best thing you can do is go inland and to higher ground, if you can. Ian is a beast. Report in when you can, we’re rooting for you guys!

Posted in Floriduh, Global Climate Crisis | 3 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ron?

Uhhh… Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) says his administration will apply techniques it used in nursing homes during the peak of the COVID-19 pandemic to deal with Hurricane Ian. pic.twitter.com/P6uNVPlAWn — The Recount (@therecount) September 27, 2022 …given how many people … Continue reading

Posted in Floriduh, Global Climate Crisis | 4 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

Be proud, Texas: Texas banned more books from school libraries this past year than any other state in the nation, targeting titles centering on race, racism, abortion and LGBTQ representation and issues. .

Posted in Book Banning, Fascism, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 7 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Where is Texas AG Ken Paxton these days? Avoiding a subpoena, it seems: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fled his home to avoid being served a subpoena Monday in a federal lawsuit filed by groups seeking to help Texans receive … Continue reading

Posted in Forced Birth, Shallow graves for shallow people, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 5 Comments

Dr. Oz is Really Bad At His Job

As long as we are talking  ‘bout Pennsyltucky,we note that Dr. Oz is either really bad at his job of running for office, or maybe he’s secretly joined the Fetterman campaign: Dr. Oz took aim at John Fetterman’s clothing and … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Dr. Oz, John Fetterman, New Jersey, Pennsyltucky | 10 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Kari Lake?

Kari Lake said she can relate to Giorgia Meloni and believes “if you’re not being called” a “fascist” and a “racist” then “you’re probably not representing the people of your country.” pic.twitter.com/9BSexgzZ95 — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) September 27, 2022 Damn, … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Fascism | 6 Comments

Meanwhile, in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan

Arizona Secretary of State candidate Mark Finchem (R) “failed for years to follow state laws requiring elected officials to report their sources of income and business ties,” USA Today reports. And if he wins his race, that would put him … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 2 Comments