Category Archives: Crazeee States

Just sayin’

I promise you folks I had nothing to do with this 😉😉😉however I wish I had. — Rogelio Garcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) October 14, 2020

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 2 Comments

Out of Town Stranger Threatens Floriduh Residents With Trump-Virus

who wants some big fat wet Presidential kisses? pic.twitter.com/HMcWVkRvya — nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) October 12, 2020

Posted in Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 4 Comments

Senatorette Lady G In The News

Regular readers and good Scissorheads know that MPS doesn’t give two merdes about horse-race journalism. I don’t care who is in the lead comin’ round the money bend, but I couldn’t help but smile at the news: Jaime Harrison smashes … Continue reading

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Tennessee Joins Crazee State Race

Coming fast on the heels of Floriduh flinging open the floodgates to the Trump-Virus, The Tennessean tells us that Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee (R – shocking, I know!) is ending all statewide coronavirus restrictions on businesses and gatherings:  “I want … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Don't Re-Open, Pandemics, Tennessee | 5 Comments

Parscale Update

Tiger Beat has the footage of Brad Parscale being taken in. If you don’t want to watch it, here’s a still and some commentary: It’s not the TV show COPS. It’s Brad Parscale hitting the pavement. Zero sympathy my friends. … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh | 13 Comments

That Explains It!

Axios reports: “Texas authorities have issued a warning amid concerns that the water supply in the southeast of the state may contain the brain-eating amoeba naegleria fowleri following the death of a 6-year-old boy.” I knew it was something in … Continue reading

Posted in Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 6 Comments

Trump-Virus News From *cough* Floriduh

FL Gov. Ron Desantis wants his state to be a super-spreader: [FL Gov. Ron DeSantis] lifted state restrictions for restaurants and many other businesses on Friday as the state moved into the next reopening phase. Mr. DeSantis, a Republican and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Distancing, Don't Re-Open, Floriduh, Flush The Toilet Properly, Herd Immunity, Hygiene Theater, masks, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place, Shut Yo Mouth Fools, Testing, Wash Yo Hands Fools | 6 Comments

Ah, Texas!

The headline says it all: Ted Cruz blocks a U.S. Senate resolution to honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg, citing a “partisan” amendment Be proud, Texas. Ayatollah Ted is all yours.

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

Chad Moves to Pennsylvania!

Naked Ballots are the new Hanging Chad. Tiger Beat on the Potomac has the details: “‘Naked ballots’ are fast shaping up as 2020’s equivalent of hanging chads. After the state Supreme Court ruled Thursday that mail-in ballots sent without a … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Pennsylvania, voting | 3 Comments

Today, In Conspiracy Theories

Here’s a way to campaign for Qspiracy voters without saying ‘QAnon’ out loud (which is how those bug-crazy people talk to each other): Ivanka Trump, President Donald Trump’s oldest daughter and one of his top advisers, will pay a visit … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Georgeduh, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, William 'Iran-Contra' Barr | 10 Comments