Category Archives: Crazeee States

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Jump for Jeebus! Our old pal Josh Bernstein sends his holiday greetings to Mark Faceberg: “So I,am back but honestly I could care less. You see, in the past 8 months I have been locked in Zuckerberg’s Gulag an incredible … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Josh Bernstein, Talentless Hacks | 4 Comments

Literally Stealing Votes in North Carolina

Poppy Bush is just barely planted and the Republicans are keeping the flame alive!  The formerly sane state of North Carolina is in the news, this time not for telling trans citizens that they cannot pee there, but for election … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, North Carolina, snark | 5 Comments

Mississippi Race Concludes Today

So today is the final election in Mississippi between notorious Civil War enthusiast Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith and Democrat Mike Espy, who happens to be black. And because anytime a large group of white nationalists , er, Republicans are gathered, Comrade Stupid … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Mississippi, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Why Are All The Dogs Barking, Cindy?

I know it’s Mississippi, but posing for pictures wearing a CSA cap and carrying a CSA rifle while at the home/library/museum of traitor and noted slave-economy enthusiast Jefferson Davis seems like an odd thing for a candidate (or would-be candidate: … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Mississippi, racism, Terrible Human Beings, The New Confederacy, White Punks on Dope, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

‘That’s Senator Batboy to You!’

The dust has settled, and in the end the $68M Ameros that former gubnor Batboy contributed to his own campaign bought him his new job. And we can say this with some confidence: he spent nearly $70M Ameros to buy … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush®, Chimpy's Crime Family, Crazeee States, Florida, Jeb Bush, snark | 5 Comments

Florida’s Hanging Chad, Redux

It’s Florida, Jake LATimes: Florida’s recount in three statewide races is already conjuring up images of the 2000 presidential election with legal skirmishes, chanting protesters and a possible ballot design issue that could potentially cost a candidate thousands of votes… … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Florida | 3 Comments

Now Read This

This brutal opinion piece in the Reno Gazette was written by 12 members of the Laxalt family. In it they are encouraging voters to NOT cast a ballot for Laxalt for Nevada: Like most Nevadans, the idea of family is … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Nevada | 5 Comments

Florida, Cont.

Scissorhead Skinny-D alerts us to the lastest of the adventures of Florida Man.

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 24 Comments

Come’ on…. Ted

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 11 Comments

UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments