Category Archives: Crazeee States

Who Moved WI’s Cheese?

Er, I meant, who moved the WI Primary: In a reversal, Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers announced he wants to postpone his state’s Tuesday election. The Democrat called the state legislature into a special session on Saturday to take up legislation … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man Governor Ron DeSantis Imposes Social Distancing

I guess now that Spring Break is over, and you know, Gubnor DiSantis milked the Ameros out of the callous Yutes of Today, it was time to pull his head outta his ass, er, the sand, starting tomorrow Floriduhs must … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Pandemics, Shelter-in-Place | 7 Comments

News From LA

Louisiana is experiencing the fastest growth of new coronavirus cases in the world. LA had over 2,300 cases as of yesterday, and New Orleans alone had 997—higher than the total case count in all but 13 states. Hospitals are already … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Louisiana, Pandemics | 7 Comments

Never Change, Floriduh

Scissorhead Dennis Cole alerts us to the latest crime wave in Floriduh: Man arrested for allegedly stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from Orlando hotel, police say They said that a security guard saw 31-year-old Angel Hernandezcinto pushing a trash … Continue reading

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We Gotcha Death Panels Right Here!

Tx Lt Gov Dan Patrick says grandparents would be willing to die to save the economy for their grandchildren pic.twitter.com/wC3Ngvtsbj — Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) March 24, 2020 You first, Dan. Do it for the children. Anyway, this morning’s email thingie … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pandemics, Texas | 11 Comments

Georgia Sen. Kelly Loeffler Sold Stock, Too

Georgia Sen. Kelly Loeffler, a new senator who is up for re-election this year, sold off hundreds of thousands of dollars in stock in late January, as senators began to get briefings on the virus, also according to Senate records. … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Georgia, Grifters Gotta Grift, Sen. Kelly Loeffler | 6 Comments

Vote Today (Except in Ohio)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us… Polls will not open for Ohio’s primary election Tuesday after a late-night decision from Gov. Mike DeWine’s administration, effectively upheld by the state Supreme Court, to delay in-person voting until June … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Bernie Sanders, Crazeee States, Joe Biden, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Ohio | 5 Comments

DC Rejoices: Ayatollah Ted Cruz Quarantines Self For Next Two Weeks! Texas in Terror!

Sen. Ted Cruz (R – Gilead) has quarantined hisself at home in Texas for 2 weeks after shaking hands with the person who has come down with the Coronavirus at CPAC, which is nice that he has that kind of … Continue reading

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UPDATED: We Hardly Knew Ye

Alas, and alack! Child-molester (ALLEGED!) Judge Roy Moore did not make the run-off and so now Alabama (motto: Where the Debris Meets the Sea) is going to be between former Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III and former Auburn … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Alabama, Crazeee States, Jefferson Beauregard 'Stonewall' Sessions III, Sen. Doug Jones (D-AL) | 5 Comments

Floriduh Man, Cont.

We might be concluding this series, I don’t think even Floriduh can top this. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 10 Comments