Category Archives: Crazeee States

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Long time co-conspirator and known Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important update! Creationist Ken Ham Blames Atheists For Ark Park Failure In a recent blog post to his Answers in Genesis website, leading creationist Ken … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That’s GOVERNOR Kris Kobach to you! Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach launched his campaign for Kansas governor on Thursday, decrying a culture of corruption in Topeka and vowing to crack down on illegal immigration in … Continue reading

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Texas: Are There No Poorhouses Anymore?

Harris County takes bail suit to U.S. Supreme CourtIn emergency filing, Harris County aims to halt release of poor inmates Harris County took the fight over its controversial bail system to the U.S. Supreme Court on Tuesday, even as county … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Threats of violence, unfinished business, rowdy protesters mark end of tumultuous legislative session AUSTIN — Lawmakers threatened to shoot and beat one another up on the final day of a legislative session beset by angry fights and emotional outbursts that … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs It’s really hard to tell what actually happened, but it appears that the mayor of Tampa, Bob Buckhorn, told a little joke: TAMPA — At a time when journalists are under fire both literally and figuratively, … Continue reading

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Crazee State of AL, Represent!

It’s official: Congressman Mo “Good Lives” Brooks (R) is running for the AL Senate seat currently occupied by Sen. Luther Strange (R). So… Alabama might slip into the clutches of the dirty, filthy hippies if Y’all Qaeda and The New … Continue reading

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Texas: ‘Show Us Your Papers’

The U.S. Lab for Bad Policy continues to excel in bad policy: (CNN)Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Sunday signed a bill that would ban sanctuary cities in his state. The bill, which Abbott could be seen signing on Facebook Live … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

The U.S. Lab for Bad Policy strikes again: …Parents seeking to adopt children in Texas could soon be rejected by public or private agencies with religious objections. Agencies would be able to reject parents if they were either Jewish, Muslim, gay, … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Sweet Baby Jeebus, Judge Roy Moore is running for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III old Senate Seat: Roy Moore today announced he is resigning from his position as the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court to … Continue reading

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Poll: Sen. Ted Cruz is losing to, well, everyone not Ted Cruz

The Hill tells us that Ayatollah Ted is in trouble: Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) edges out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in a potential 2018 Senate matchup, a new poll shows. I guess they have not forgiven Cruz’s dad for killing … Continue reading

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