Category Archives: Crazeee States

Happy Trails To Texas Rep. Kenny Marchant!

Texas Rep. Kenny Marchant will not run for reelection in 2020 and thus he becomes the fourth (4th!) Republican from Texas to retire this year. Marchant won by only three points to a Democratic challenger in the 2018 Pie Fight. … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Texas, White Punks on Dope | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I was waiting for this after all the mexicanish that the Democrats were speaking last night: This is a country where we speak English #SpeakEnglish pic.twitter.com/qar7sbNvmT — Rodney Howard-Browne (@rhowardbrowne) June 27, 2019 His Twitter bio: … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida | 6 Comments

Floriduh Man for the Win!

We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, dim-o-crats, Florida, ITMFA, Matt Gaetz | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s meet Utahan, Scott Brian Haven, who has allegedly been “making multiple phone threats to kill members of Congress and reportedly made more than 2,000 phone calls to the U.S. Capitol in the last 13 months.” … Continue reading

Posted in Guns! Guns! Guns!, Utah, Wingnuttia | 4 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: In less than 30 seconds of audio from his recent meeting with a Pensacola-based group called Women for Responsible Legislation, Florida Rep. Mike Hill proved why he is both an unfit legislator and … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Homophobia | 3 Comments

Alabama Wants Moore More, Morans!

The Mason-Dixon poll tells us: “…Jones’s re-election chances will be affected by who he draws as his Republican challenger in 2020. Currently, Roy Moore – who Jones defeated in 2017 – is the top choice of GOP voters. Statewide, 27% … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States, Roy Moore, Sex fiends, Theocrats | 5 Comments

War on Women, Part Infinity

[Ed. I’m sticking this on top today for obvious reasons. Get to work, Scissorheads! And many thanks for all you do! — Tengrain] [PS – Newer posts will be below. — TG] I’m breaking bad, or at least I am … Continue reading

Posted in Activism, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Louisiana, sexism, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

Your-Kind-Cannot-Pee-Here Bill Sponsor Wins GOP Primary in NC!

Well, not exactly, but Republican Sen. Dan Bishop, who sponsored the notorious Your Kind Cannot Pee Here bill (House Bill 2), just won his primary to challenge Democrat Dan McCready in NC-09. You know, the 2018 Congressional election that was … Continue reading

Posted in Homophobia, North Carolina, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kind Cannot Pee Here, Your Kind Cannot Serve Here | 6 Comments

Golden Schlafly Awarded to Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey!

Gov. Kay Ivey signed Alabama’s abortion ban, with the only exception for mothers whose lives are in danger. New State Motto: “You will have your rapist’s baby” We award Gov. Ivey with the much-coveted Golden Schlafly for setting back women’s … Continue reading

Posted in Alabama, Blog Against Theocracy, Choice, Crazeee States, Forced Birth, Golden Schlafly, Theocrats, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 13 Comments

Florida Man, er, Governor

The Mueller Report on Russian interference in the 2016 Goat Rodeo said that “at least one” Florida county had been breached. Yesterday, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis revealed that a second county in the state was hacked: “DeSantis, who was briefed by … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Florida, Little-Kremlin-on-the-Potomac, Pooty-Poot Putin | 3 Comments