Category Archives: Crazeee States

The Race To Replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Raw Story tells us… Gun-toting, horse-riding Republican Roy Moore would handily beat his Democratic rival for Alabama’s senate seat if the election was today, a new poll shows. The former Alabama Supreme Court justice is polling at around 50 percent versus 44 … Continue reading

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The Harold Ford Jr. Replacement Unit Is Retiring

Sen. Bob Corker said Tuesday he will not seek re-election next year. “After much thought, consideration and family discussion over the past year, Elizabeth and I have decided that I will leave the United States Senate when my term expires … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Now we have blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What’s going to unite us? What’s going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It’s going to be … Continue reading

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Seek High Ground

Keep high and dry, Floridians. We’re rooting for you. (I know it is not the same thing, but when I was a kid on a Pacific island one year, we had drills for when the tidal waves would hit. You … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, global climate change | 14 Comments

What We’re Reading

David Horsey, writing in the LATimes, points out something so obvious that it slipped right past me: Hurricane Harvey has exposed the weakness of the three shibboleths that have been the guiding political philosophy for two generations of Republicans. Those … Continue reading

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The Crazee State of Alabama Still In The Running!

Jeebus, what is wrong with these people, Cont. McClatchy tells us… As cities across the country are tearing down and relocating Confederate monuments, a county in southern Alabama on Sunday unveiled a new one. Several hundred people attended a dedication … Continue reading

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What’s Not Normal Today (Day 216)

Comrade Preznint Stupid went to the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan to bask in the warm glow of sun-baked people who stood in line all day in triple digit heat to get into a convention center that never filled to … Continue reading

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Trump to Go To Arizonastan

Comrade Preznint Stupid plans to visit the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, and Phoenix in particular for another re-election rally tomorrow, to bask in the warm glow of people who probably well-baked in the desert heat and don’t know any … Continue reading

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Moore, Strange-ness in Alabama!

Hey guys, did you know that there was an election last night? It’s true, not FAKE NEWS!!1! Let’s see how the primary to replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III went down in Alabama! As you may recall Luther Strange was … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas!

Texas, the US Lab for Bad Policy is gearing up for a special session of the Lege: …because those religious freedom bills consisting of where people cannot pee as as important to Greg Abbot’s Texas as they were to Mike … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Homophobia, Texas, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind, Your Kinda Cannot Pee Here | 6 Comments