Category Archives: Crazeee States

Your Sunday Morning Bottomless Flute of Stupid is Served, Texas Style

“It’s obvious to me that if we continue this, no member of Congress will want to meet with people.” Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), the chair of the House Rules Committee, doesn’t do politics very well.

Posted in Crazeee States, Healthcare Repeal, Texas, Wingnuttia | 12 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Ayatollah Ted, son of alleged JFK assassination grassy knoll enthusiast,  has been kinda silent lately, what’s up with that? Usually he is reading Dr. Seuss into the congressional record or holding the Federal Government hostage, or some other foolishness. He’s … Continue reading

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The High Cost of Free Speech

North Carolina, where your kind cannot pee, has another brain fart: After a video was posted on Facebook Friday showing a group of people following [former NC Gov.McCrory] during a trip to Washington, D.C., for inaugural weekend, chanting “Shame!” and calling … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, North Carolina, The New Confederacy, Y'all Qaeda | 4 Comments

Somewhere, Rand Paul/Mitch McConnel Are Smiling

Hey Kentucky, guess what you voted for when you returned the GOP to power for the first time in nearly a century: Right-to-work passed Repeal prevailing wage Union dues paycheck deduction Abortion ultrasounds 20-week abortion ban So, you just got … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kentucky | 8 Comments

News that Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs That separation of church and state thingie seems to be suspended in Kentucky, which already has tax money going to theocrat grifter Ken Ham and his Ark Park After Dark. Anyway, KY Gov. Bevin is leaving … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Kentucky, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda | 7 Comments

NC Republicans Rolled LGBTQ People

Think Progress tells us: The Charlotte City Council had agreed to a dark bargain this week, in which they repealed their LGBT nondiscrimination protections ordinance in exchange for state lawmakers repealing HB2. Governor-elect Roy Cooper brokered this agreement, proclaiming that … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in North Carolina

After NC Republican Legislators stripped the governor’s office of many of its powers and authorities… My statement on today's Charlotte City Council vote: pic.twitter.com/qNN8pmvSjv — Roy Cooper (@RoyCooperNC) December 19, 2016 If it happens, it’s a positivie step. If this … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Homophobia, marriage equality, North Carolina, Transphobia, We Don't Serve Your Kind | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink: The Golden Schlafly Is Awarded!

In which MPS awards the Golden Schlafly to the entire state of Oklahoma! Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Crazeee States, Golden Schlafly, Oklahoma, sexism, snark, War on Women | 3 Comments

Exciting News From The Trump Transition Team!

Blogger-banging (allegedly) Gov. Nikki Haley (South Carolina motto: Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust) is being considered to be Hair Führer’s Secretary of State. Trump may have actually found someone LESS qualified than Giuliani to be Secretary of State: Nikki Haley. … Continue reading

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He Seems Nice (Part Infinity)

Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller blames staffer for tweet that called Hillary Clinton the c-word WASHINGTON — Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller blamed hackers and then an overzealous staffer for a tweet from his campaign account that called Hillary Clinton … Continue reading

Posted in 2016 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Hillary Clinton, sexism, Texas, War on Women | 7 Comments