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The Hill tells us that Ayatollah Ted is in trouble: Rep. Joaquin Castro (D-Texas) edges out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) in a potential 2018 Senate matchup, a new poll shows. I guess they have not forgiven Cruz’s dad for killing … Continue reading
Scissorhead TexBetsy sends us this vitally important breaking news from America’s Lab for Bad Policy: Condom-clogged pipe leads to prostitution bust at massage parlor, Austin police say Austin police said they uncovered a prostitution ring at a Northwest Austin massage … Continue reading
If former AL Luv Guv. Robert Bentley sinned, it was the sin of loving too much, honey. Anyway, he resigned yesterday on a plea bargain to avoid doing hard time, if you know what I mean and I think you … Continue reading
And so the impeachment trial of AL Gov. Robert Bentley begins. It seems his crime was banging his staff (though he denies banging anyone, and the bangee denies being banged), and then using state resources to cover-up the banging. I … Continue reading
“It’s obvious to me that if we continue this, no member of Congress will want to meet with people.” Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), the chair of the House Rules Committee, doesn’t do politics very well.
Ayatollah Ted, son of alleged JFK assassination grassy knoll enthusiast, has been kinda silent lately, what’s up with that? Usually he is reading Dr. Seuss into the congressional record or holding the Federal Government hostage, or some other foolishness. He’s … Continue reading
North Carolina, where your kind cannot pee, has another brain fart: After a video was posted on Facebook Friday showing a group of people following [former NC Gov.McCrory] during a trip to Washington, D.C., for inaugural weekend, chanting “Shame!” and calling … Continue reading
Hey Kentucky, guess what you voted for when you returned the GOP to power for the first time in nearly a century: Right-to-work passed Repeal prevailing wage Union dues paycheck deduction Abortion ultrasounds 20-week abortion ban So, you just got … Continue reading
Happy Hour News Briefs That separation of church and state thingie seems to be suspended in Kentucky, which already has tax money going to theocrat grifter Ken Ham and his Ark Park After Dark. Anyway, KY Gov. Bevin is leaving … Continue reading
Think Progress tells us: The Charlotte City Council had agreed to a dark bargain this week, in which they repealed their LGBT nondiscrimination protections ordinance in exchange for state lawmakers repealing HB2. Governor-elect Roy Cooper brokered this agreement, proclaiming that … Continue reading