Category Archives: Crazeee States

Come’ on…. Ted

Another pitch-perfect, brilliant ad that makes fun out of how out-of-touch Ayatollah Ted Cruz is with Texas.

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 11 Comments

UPDATED Let’s Speculate Wildly: Nikki Haley Just Resigned, What Happens Next

Axios reports: President Trump has accepted Nikki Haley’s resignation as UN Ambassador, according to two sources briefed on their conversation. The timing of her departure is still unclear. What we’re hearing: Haley discussed her resignation with Trump last week when … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Ivanka-ka, The First Shady, Nikki Haley, SC Seething Hotbed of Unbridled Lust, Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham | 16 Comments

More, Please

Love this. Sounds like my late Texas brother-in-law, and he was a Republican (for a little while).

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Crazeee States, Texas | 3 Comments

Bad Headlines: Florida Man…

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Walnuts Mavericks AZ One Last Time

The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan’s Gov. Doug Ducey  chose former Arizonastan Senator Jon Kyl (R) to replace the still-dead Grandpa Walnuts, the ol’ maverick hisself couldn’t have done better! The Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan is filled to the rim of … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 1 Comment

Ayatollah Ted Is In Real Trouble

You want to be impressed? I found this clip from Beto O’Rourke impressive: And I guess others did too. I don’t want to put the cart before the horse’s ass, but if Ted Cruz has Republicans proudly wearing tee shirts … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Texas, Y'all Qaeda | 6 Comments

‘It’s Florida, Jake’

Trump’s hand-picked Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Rep. Ron DeSantis appeared on Fox News yesterday and channeled Hair Furor: Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn’t “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Florida, Fox News, racism, White Punks on Dope | 8 Comments

Sen. Inhofe: Master Strategist!

Sen. James Inhofe (R-Snowball) wants to replace Grandpa Walnuts as chair of the Senate Armed Services Committee. And so, in an attempt to kiss an orange ass and maybe get a small-handed boost up the senatorial ladder, Inhofe leapt to Prznint … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts, Oklahoma | 8 Comments

AZ Senate Candidate Kelli Ward: WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Dr. Kelli Ward, the Mad Obstetrician of the Mojave and one of the 2018 crackpot conspiracy theorist candidates—Ward is a birther, believes in chemtrails, and Mike Cernovich hisself is campaigning for her; he is the original pizzagate conspiracy theorist—who is … Continue reading

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 14 Comments

Arizona: The Spice Must Flow

Now that Sen. John McCain has parachuted into his great reward, the Republican governor of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Doug Ducey, will appoint a new Senator who will serve out the remainder of Grandpa Walnuts’ term until 2020. … Continue reading

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Comrade Preznint Stupid, The Russian Usurper, Crazeee States, Grandpa Walnuts | 32 Comments