Category Archives: Crazeee States

UPDATED: Hair Füror Never Heard of Loser Candidate He Endorsed; Covfefe Boy, Maybe?

Lord Damp Nut suffered a fatal ego blow yesterday in his Big Lie fueled quest to control the Coup Klux Klan: his endorsed candidate lost in Texas — A falling stock? Donald Trump-backed candidate loses U.S. House race to GOP’s … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Whatever it was that got into the water in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has now spread to Wisconsinski, too/also. Wisconsin Republican promises forensic election audit MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Republican head of the Wisconsin … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, The Big Lie, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wisconsin | 8 Comments

Please Clap: Hair Füror Shivs Another Bush

When last we checked in on Chimpy’s nephew, George P. Bush (the Texas Land Commissioner with aspirations to inherit the family bidness), young Pee was cozying up to autocrats and dictators, or at least would-be ones, who, you know have … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Chimpy's Crime Family, George Pee Bush, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy | 15 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

FACT: Even the Taliban oppose abortion. #txlege https://t.co/6SD9KfsMn3 — Matt Schaefer (@RepMattSchaefer) July 26, 2021 Republican state Rep. Matt Schaefer seems to think that his ultra-conservative position on forced birth reflects positively on himself because, you know: TALIBAN. Everyone in … Continue reading

Posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Texas, America's Lab for Bad Policy, War on Women, Y'all Qaeda | 8 Comments

And Now, A Pennsylvania Traffic Update

From the plausible deniability files (emphasis mine): Candidate for governor says he did not cause fatal accident HARRISBURG — Charlie Gerow, a Republican who announced his candidacy for governor last month, said Friday that he is cooperating with a police investigation into … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Pennsyltucky | 16 Comments

Floriduh is #1!

Floriduh, home of the newly wed and nearly dead: Florida tops the nation in new COVID cases. As they spike in its rural Big Bend, many still fear the vaccine more. “…Florida leads the nation in new cases, recording more this … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Floriduh, Pandemics, Vaccine | 10 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Huckabee-Sanders?

Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders: “If I’m elected governor here in Arkansas, we will not have mask mandates, we will not have mandates on the vaccine, we will not shut down churches and schools and other large gatherings because we believe in … Continue reading

Posted in Arkansas, Crazeee States, Elmira Gantry the Possum Queen, Pandemics, Vaccine | 14 Comments

Whaddup, Pennsylvania?

It seems that the stupidity disease in the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan has contationed (is too a vurb!) its neighbor state of Pennsyltucky (I’m told that there is nothing between those states as determined by us coastal elites). Yup, … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pennsyltucky, The Big Lie | 11 Comments

Meanwhile, in Possum Hollar

“pandemic of the unvaccinated” This post in ProPublica is everything: Amid the current surge in COVID-19 cases in Missouri, a recent Facebook conversation between two Republican state lawmakers is telling. Around Independence Day, State Rep. Bill Kidd, from the Kansas … Continue reading

Posted in Crazeee States, Missouri, Pandemics, Vaccine, Vaccine Passports | 11 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid, Sinema?

Well, this is good news us, bad news for Sinema: “…Furthermore, these potential primary voters are already revealing the policy priorities and deal-breakers that may decide their vote. Particularly salient among them is the voters’ desire to eliminate the filibuster. … Continue reading

Posted in 2022 Pie Fight, Arizonastan, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) | 6 Comments