Category Archives: Crazeee States

WTF Is The Matter With Kansas This Time?

Posted on August 14, 2018 by

Axios: Kansas’ incumbent Republican Governor Jeff Colyer has conceded to Sec. State Kris Kobach after a razor-thin primary fight. Only two incumbent governors in Kansas have lost their bid for re-election before — the last time in 1956. I know, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Kansas | 6 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Posted on July 31, 2018 by

Happy Hour News Briefs He’s baaaa-ack! Yes, one-term, Florida Congressman Allen West (R-Torturer) says he’s gonna get back in that saddle and run again! (Allen West) I ran about five miles down here this morning in Washington D.C. but yes … Continue reading →

Posted in Florida, Texas | 4 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas This Time?

Posted on July 8, 2018 by

He Seems Nice: “A Republican congressional candidate [Steve Fitzgerald] in a Kansas race Democrats are targeting in November told an audience at a party meeting this month that “outside of Western civilization there is only barbarism.” Oh? “During his more-than-30-minute … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Crazeee States, Family Values, Get Off The Cross, Kansas, Theocrats, Xristian Xraxies | 2 Comments

The Crazee State of Alabama, Y’all!

Posted on June 30, 2018 by

Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) wants Pooty-Poot to know that y’all are welcome to come-back now, ya hear! “Most countries would meddle and play in our domestic elections if they could, and some of them have,” the Washington Examiner quoted Sen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Crazeee States | 5 Comments

Ah, Texas!

Posted on June 25, 2018 by

Two stories caught my eye this morning: Supreme Court upholds most Texas election districts over charges of racial discrimination Justice Gorsuch continues to pay dividends to Possum Hollar: WASHINGTON — A sharply divided Supreme Court ruled Monday that Texas did … Continue reading →

Posted in Crazeee States, Texas | 6 Comments

Bad Headlines, Cont.

Posted on June 13, 2018 by

How come you mooks never told me about the national treasure that is Florida? Anyway, here’s our headline: Florida Man Bites Neighbor’s Ear Off Over a Cigarette Yes, it is old, but damn! After the ATM beating last night, I … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Headlines, Crazeee States, Florida | 15 Comments

Bad Headlines, Cont.

Posted on June 12, 2018 by

It’s from Florida, where else?

Posted in Bad Headlines, Crazeee States, Florida | 3 Comments

What’s Up, Illinois Republicans?

Posted on May 25, 2018 by

Man, Illinois is giving the Crazee State Contest a run for the money, or the Republicans there anyway. Besides the actual Nazi running for congress, the Republicans have nominated a 911-Truther/Birther/Illuminati enthusiast for another seat! Play to your strengths, says … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Illinois, The Illuminati are comin' to getcha | 1 Comment

Crazee State Alert!

Posted on May 23, 2018 by

Here we go again in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan, they look around and see no signs of evolution therefore: Evolution wording removed from draft of Arizona school science standards “The Arizona Department of Education hopes to make changes … Continue reading →

Posted in Arizonastan, Crazeee States | 17 Comments

CO Representative Doug Lamborn: ‘Oops’

Posted on April 24, 2018 by

This is to laugh: Washington (CNN)The Colorado Supreme Court kicked Republican Rep. Doug Lamborn off the primary ballot Monday, throwing the six-term lawmaker’s political future into doubt. The court ruled that a person who Lamborn had hired to circulate petitions … Continue reading →

Posted in 2018 Pie Fight, Colorado | Tagged , , , | 6 Comments