Category Archives: Crazeee States

Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.” Oddly silent on what happens to … Continue reading

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The Best Moment Last Night

Roy Moore campaign spokesman responds with silence when asked if he knew people can be sworn in with a text other than the Christian bible pic.twitter.com/B65qIKBjlI — The Lead CNN (@TheLeadCNN) December 12, 2017

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No Moore (About Last Night…)

First some quick numbers from the  WaPo: Jones won women by 16 points. Jones won African Americans by 92 points. Jones won independents or “something else” by 8 points. Moore won white women by 29 points. Moore won whites with no … Continue reading

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This is Nuts, Part Infinity

Janet (née Folger) Porter is proving to us again why we’ve followed her all these years.

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I’m Shocked. Shocked I Say

Rep. Blake Farenthold used taxpayer money to settle a sexual harassment claim brought by his former spokesman — the only known sitting member of Congress to have used a little-known congressional account to pay an accuser, people familiar with the … Continue reading

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Rep. Joe Barton Comes Up Short

NEW: Texas Rep. Joe Barton not seeking re-election after nude photo scandal pic.twitter.com/YPXxWuLMwn — CBS News (@CBSNews) November 30, 2017 What are the tools of this trade? What penetrative insight does the Barton provide for his replacement? The meat of … Continue reading

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Ah, Texas! Paxton: ‘Stop the insanity, bring MORE guns to church’

How much blood money did the NRA give you, AG Paxton? “Blessed are the piece makers…” Yeah, the Beatitudes really need a Die Hard angle, Ken. Assrocket.

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The Race To Replace Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III

Raw Story tells us… Gun-toting, horse-riding Republican Roy Moore would handily beat his Democratic rival for Alabama’s senate seat if the election was today, a new poll shows. The former Alabama Supreme Court justice is polling at around 50 percent versus 44 … Continue reading

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The Harold Ford Jr. Replacement Unit Is Retiring

Sen. Bob Corker said Tuesday he will not seek re-election next year. “After much thought, consideration and family discussion over the past year, Elizabeth and I have decided that I will leave the United States Senate when my term expires … Continue reading

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The Morning Quote

“Now we have blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What’s going to unite us? What’s going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It’s going to be … Continue reading

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