Category Archives: Crazeee States

North Carolina Today

Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, has earned a night off: Trump says there is “a lot of illegal voting going on” in California. As always, there is absolutely no evidence for this. — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 9, 2019 Comrade … Continue reading

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News That will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Here we go again, another case of anti-semitism at hand and yes, it’s in Texas: Randy Halprin is a Jewish death row inmate. His trial judge called him a “fuckin’ Jew” and a “goddamn kike” and … Continue reading

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Remember FL: Prznint Stupid Stole FEMA’s Budget to Build His Wall

First, the latest news on Hurricane Dorian: “Hurricane Dorian has gained fearsome new muscle as an “extremely dangerous” Category 4 storm, bearing down on the northwestern Bahamas early Saturday en route to Florida’s east coast. “Millions of people in Florida, … Continue reading

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Georgia On Our Minds

Senator Jonny Isakson (R-GA) has Parkinson’s disease and has announced that he will be resigning from the Senate at the end of this year.We wish Sen. Isakson well, as we wish everyone with Parkinson’s well, even Republicans. So here’s how … Continue reading

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Happy Trails To Texas Rep. Kenny Marchant!

Texas Rep. Kenny Marchant will not run for reelection in 2020 and thus he becomes the fourth (4th!) Republican from Texas to retire this year. Marchant won by only three points to a Democratic challenger in the 2018 Pie Fight. … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs I was waiting for this after all the mexicanish that the Democrats were speaking last night: This is a country where we speak English #SpeakEnglish pic.twitter.com/qar7sbNvmT — Rodney Howard-Browne (@rhowardbrowne) June 27, 2019 His Twitter bio: … Continue reading

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Floriduh Man for the Win!

We might have mentioned that in addition to a bringing bucket of fried chicken to a congressional hearing, the Dems thought that exhuming John Dean—Tricky Dick Nixon’s former White House Counsel (fired)—was a masterstroke of political theater, except for the … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Let’s meet Utahan, Scott Brian Haven, who has allegedly been “making multiple phone threats to kill members of Congress and reportedly made more than 2,000 phone calls to the U.S. Capitol in the last 13 months.” … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs He seems nice: In less than 30 seconds of audio from his recent meeting with a Pensacola-based group called Women for Responsible Legislation, Florida Rep. Mike Hill proved why he is both an unfit legislator and … Continue reading

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Alabama Wants Moore More, Morans!

The Mason-Dixon poll tells us: “…Jones’s re-election chances will be affected by who he draws as his Republican challenger in 2020. Currently, Roy Moore – who Jones defeated in 2017 – is the top choice of GOP voters. Statewide, 27% … Continue reading

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