Category Archives: CPAC

CPAC Summarized

In additional CPAC news, Hair Füror: says that he will continue to run even if indicted released a music video with a choir of men imprisoned in connection to the January 6 Stupid Coup won the straw poll with 62 … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Hair Führer Donald Trump, Insurrection, Legitimate Political Discourse, Ron ‘Meatball’ DeSantis, The Stupid Coup, Wingnuttia | 10 Comments

Worst Willie Wonka Ever

Donald Trump Jr. tries to do an Oprah/Wonka combo: “Check under your seats. If there happens to be a gold chocolate bar underneath there — no, I’m not joking — that’s a VIP ticket to my father’s reception tomorrow at … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Junior Mints, Trump Crime Family | 5 Comments

CPAC is Going Just Great

Oh my God that audience shot is just cruel. (h/t @acyn) — Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) March 3, 2023 I imagine Hair Füror will have the camera man Your Fired’ed before long, humiliating his son’s Emotional Support Cougar like that!

Posted in CPAC, Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump Crime Family | 9 Comments

And in CPAC News

Insurrection adjacent/entusiast Rep. Scott Perry is having a normal one at CPAC: Scott Perry on Democrats: “They’ve got to be put on notice. They’ve got to be quaking in fear. They’ve got to be losing weight because they are not … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Rep. Scott Perry, The Stupid Coup | 13 Comments

CPAC Will Carry-On (boy howdy, will it ever!)

CPAC will go on, on schedule, despite the $9M+ Amero law suit filed against Schlapp for schlapping the junk of a male campaign aid. Allegedly. In just over one month, the Conservative Political Action Coalition is set to hold a … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Sex fiends, The Closet of Lindsey Graham, Wingnuttia | 3 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Rep. Madison Cawthorn on what he is looking for in a president: "What I really, truly want in a president is for the rest of the world to be terrified of them." — Right Wing Watch … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Madison Cawthorn, Roller Nazi | 9 Comments

Teh Stupid, It Burnnnnnns! (Mo’ Mo Brooks)

Rep. Mo Brooks at CPAC: "Our choice is simple: we can surrender and submit, or we can fight back… Think for a moment about our ancestors who fought at Valley Forge… that's the kind of sacrifice we have to think … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Mo Brooks, People Dumber than Dolphins | 12 Comments

CPAC Revisited

Going to CPAC might be a breach of ethics for some of the Coup Klux Klan, and all this time we thought it was more like fraternity hazing: Watchdog group requests investigation into 13 GOP lawmakers for misusing proxy voting … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 3 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Live from #CPAC2021 — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) February 27, 2021 (H/T: Scissorhead D-Cap) Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has the origin story about the Golden Calf statue at QPAC last weekend (strange emboldening theirs): … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, CPAC, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

Get The Hook!

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

Posted in 2-drink minimum, CPAC, Junior Mints, Matt Gaetz | 18 Comments