Category Archives: CPAC

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Live from #CPAC2021 — Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) February 27, 2021 (H/T: Scissorhead D-Cap) Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie has the origin story about the Golden Calf statue at QPAC last weekend (strange emboldening theirs): … Continue reading

Posted in 4th Reich, CPAC, Floriduh, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Xristian Xraxies | 10 Comments

Get The Hook!

  It’s some of the worst stand-up I’ve ever seen.

Posted in 2-drink minimum, CPAC, Junior Mints, Matt Gaetz | 18 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

QPAC As the old saying goes, if you cannot move Mohammed to the Mountain, move QPAC to twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid. Something like that. Anyway, I’m trying to save my last jangling nerve for another use and have not been … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, K-Mac Kevin McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper | 11 Comments

It is to laugh

The Republican Party is not the party of the country clubs, it’s the party of hardworking, blue-collar men and women. — Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) February 26, 2021 “…and the people who loathe you grubby proles,” Ted did not add … Continue reading

Posted in Ayatollah Ted Cruz, Bankster Bastards, Billionaire Bastards, CEO Bastards, CPAC, Rat Bastards, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 17 Comments

One Lump of Stupid or Two? (QPAC Edition)

Kimberly Guilfoyle allegedly entered (as one does) QPAC (see what I did there?) looking for her brass pole: I’m old enough to remember when Junior Mint’s Emotional Support Cougar offered lap dances for donors. — Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under (@Tengrain) … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Trump Crime Family | 12 Comments

CPAC: “Welcome, Insurrectionists!”

This banner is flying over CPAC right now for all to see. Ron DeSantis does not want you to retweet this. So retweet far and wide. — Remove Ron (@RemoveRon) February 26, 2021 And of course: CPAC attendees boo, … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Insurrection, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Maybe CPAC Confused 2nd Amendment with 2nd Commandment?

The Golden Pig, er, Calf arrives at CPAC: #CPAC #AmericaUncancelled — William Turton (@WilliamTurton) February 26, 2021 (H/T: Scissorhead SOS, who in the comments made me go look)

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CPAC: America Uncanceled Cancels Entertainer

The jokes write themselves: I could literally never write something as funny as CPAC did so effortlessly here — Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) February 22, 2021

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CPAC Keynote Speaker Announced

NEW: Former President Trump will make his first public speech after leaving office during CPAC next week. A source familiar tells me Trump will discuss the future of the Republican Party, conservative movement, and sharply criticize President Biden’s amnesty and … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Pandemics, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), Wash Yo Hands Fools | 11 Comments

News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs Hey guys, remember during the Impeachment HOAX when all of Wingnuttia was screaming that they wanted the identity of the Whistle Blower and started terrorizing people that they thought might be the Whistle Blower? Good times, … Continue reading

Posted in CPAC, Pandemics | 9 Comments