Category Archives: Rep. 3-names Perjury Taylor Greene

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Madge?

My brain hurts: hate it when my rights are fragrantly violated pic.twitter.com/GbCxlXWx7i — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 9, 2022 If Rep. Malaprop weren’t so evil, she would be a marvelous gift to snark. At any rate, Madge is giving Screwie … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Madge?

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "If we really want to be serious about protecting our kids here in America, we'll repeal the Gun Free School Zones Act." pic.twitter.com/Jv8LVrQEWK — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 8, 2022

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News As we all know Rep. 3-Names —that’s Madge to you ’n’ me— is a founding member of the Q-Caucus in the House, and as such holds all of their beliefs in her heart and follows them like … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Madge?

NEW: Marjorie Taylor Greene just attacked Democrats for trying to prevent white supremacist domestic terrorism: “White supremacy should not be the main target… We should not be persuing people based on how they vote.” — No Lie with Brian Tyler … Continue reading

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Some Postprandial Stupid?

  Durrr… Durrr… Durrr… Marjorie Taylor Greene predicted straight people will go extinct: “Probably, in about four or five generations, no one will be straight anymore. Everyone will be either gay or trans or non-conforming.” pic.twitter.com/JScs7IaJ2G — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) … Continue reading

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Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

  Guys, give it up for Madge, she’s outdone herself: Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger. pic.twitter.com/gCDHiH5Bsy — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022

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Republicans Are The Problem

Alert readers and good Scissorheads may recall that when the January 6 Committee was being formed, House Speaker Nancy ’Smash’ Pelosi refused to accept Gym Jordan as a participant, and it seems she was prescient: WASHINGTON (AP) — Rioters who … Continue reading

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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Madge?

After she complained about a partial video being played, the Judge ordered that the entire video be played….it started with: "We can't allow the transfer of power to happen peacefully." ~ @repmtg which had not been previously offered into evidence. … Continue reading

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Merrick Garland, R U Up?

The Stupid Coup, Cont. Somehow or another CNN got their filthy hippie hands on 2319 text messages from Hair Füror’s Lucky #4 Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows. We have no idea of who leaked these messages, but we have the … Continue reading

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Perjury Taylor Greene Does Not Recall

Guys, Rep. 3-names was ordered to testify at a hearing in Atlanta yesterday because some voters from her district think she should be disqualified from running for reelection due to helping facilitate the January 6 insurrection (ALLEGEDLY), and —what are the … Continue reading

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