Category Archives: Q-spiracy

Surprise 2020 Goat Rodeo Update!

Not making this up, pinky-swear: QAnon Has an Alarming New Plan to Steal Arizona for Trump It had to be the Terrible Sand People of the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, right? Anyway, what are they up to besides looking … Continue reading

Posted in 2020 Goat Rodeo, Arizonastan, Crazeee States, Lord Damp Nut, The Russian Usurper, Q-spiracy, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup | 7 Comments

Yo, Michigan, Whaddup?

Lord, the nut jobs are everywhere: Abortion, Nazi conspiracies derail Michigan GOP hearing on vaccine passports LANSING — A hearing to pre-emptively ban governmental “vaccine passports” in Michigan devolved into the realm of conspiracy theory Wednesday, as activists welcomed by … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Hygiene Theater, Michigan, Pandemics, Q-spiracy | 8 Comments

Coming To A Town Near You: Gaetz and Greene’s Bobbing For RINOs World Tour!

This is the oddest coupling of the year (so far): Gaetz, Greene plan national tour to call out RINOs Matt Gaetz is going on tour. With Marjorie Taylor Greene. Rocked by a steady stream of leaks about a federal investigation … Continue reading

Posted in children, Conspiracy Theorists, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Q-spiracy | 10 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Republican Don Wagner, who represents three million Orange County residents, wants to know if the Covid vaccine has a tracking device in it pic.twitter.com/vNCQexKFBI — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) April 28, 2021 The GQP continues to amaze me. … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Pandemics, Q-spiracy, Vaccine | 8 Comments

The Quotable Boebert

Kamala Harris has just called for an assault weapons ban. Every single day these tyrants are coming for our God-given rights. It’s more important now than ever to stand up and say HELL NO! Pitch in today! We’re not letting … Continue reading

Posted in Ammosexuals, Guns! Guns! Guns!, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, Rep. Lauren Boebert, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans) | 5 Comments

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News FOURTEEN WHOLE PAGES? Lookit Tolstoy ovah heah https://t.co/xZqKO7cOaS — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 22, 2021 The comments are priceless, but this one from historian Kevin Kruse is probably THE BEST, you know if you are up on … Continue reading

Posted in Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nazis, Q-spiracy | 12 Comments

The Dumbest Man In The Senate Has Suspicions

Ron Johnson, the Louie Gohmert of the Senate, is adding a new item to his Wikipedia entry: Vaccine Conspiracist. It takes a special kind of crackpot to suggest that the gubmint has some sort of evil plan in wanting to … Continue reading

Posted in Anti-Vaxxer, Pandemics, People Dumber than Dolphins, Q-spiracy, RoJo, Science, snark, Vaccine, War on Science | 14 Comments

She Seems Nice

BLM has now proven itself to be the most powerful domestic terrorists organization in our country. After Maxine Waters threats could there have been any other verdict? — Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) April 20, 2021 DC is completely dead … Continue reading

Posted in Black Lives Matter, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Q-spiracy, racism, snark, The Coup Klux Klan (Republicans), The Stupid Coup, White Punks on Dope | 6 Comments

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

sh*t is qrazy … https://t.co/svm9cvkA6v — Don" 't stop believing" Cheadle (@DonCheadle) April 17, 2021 Looks like someone released the CRACK’ed (I’ll see myself out, thanks…) Wood, as you know, is one of the attorneys being sued by assorted voting … Continue reading

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One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ted Nugent?

MarketWatch tells us that Ted Nugent caught Cat Scratch Fever, er, the Trump-Virus: Ted Nugent tests positive for COVID-19: ‘I thought I was dying’ As you may recall, Nugent was one of the hoax-screamers. Key paragraph in the story: Yet … Continue reading

Posted in Pandemics, Q-spiracy, Vaccine | 18 Comments