Category Archives: Conspiracy Theorists

Some Postprandial Stupid?

this is the hot take I’ve been waiting for, and leave it to Junior Mints to connect the dots, and then snort them: Junior says Biden really went to Ukraine to cover up evidence that might corroborate Hunter’s laptop. pic.twitter.com/1TCezcHYe0 … Continue reading

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The Coming Civil War?

Just out of curiosity, has anyone seen any official Republican push-back to Rep. 3-Toes calling for secession yesterday? I have not seen anything other than Liz Cheney (no longer in office). Let’s review some of the governing principles of America, … Continue reading

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Happy Prznints’ Day To You, Too, Rep. 3-Toes

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans didn’t call for Civil War. Quaint, innit?

Posted in Insurrection, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Secession | 19 Comments

MTG to TFG: ‘I Got This One, Boss’

Rep. 3-Toes tries to back up the Big Tuna’s claims that windmills kill birds by declaring that they also kill whales: Greene says people are calling the alarms about how wind turbines are killing whales and unknown thousands of bird … Continue reading

Posted in climate crisis, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Wind Power | 8 Comments

Here’s Some Stupid

Uh, this sounds like Republicans weaponizing the gubmint against private citizens and a corporation to me, but then again, I’m not a brainiac like Rep. Clay Higgins: Clay Higgins is on Laura Ingraham's show insisting that the ex-Twitter officials he … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Fox News, Laura Ingraham, Our Failed Political Press, Our Failed Social Media, People Dumber than Dolphins, Twitter, Weaponizing the Gubmint | 4 Comments

What’s The Matter With Kansas (This Time)?

It’s always something: TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — Republicans on Saturday narrowly picked an activist who has promoted unfounded election conspiracies and promised a shakeup to lead the Kansas GOP for the next two years, following weeks of infighting that mirrors … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Crazeee States, Drinking Bleach for Fun and Profit, Kansas, Pandemics, snark | 12 Comments

Some Fries with Your Stupid, Madge?

I gave up trying to count all the mistakes (lies) in this tirade from Rep. 3-Toes, but it is a marvel: Greene says Twitter coordinated with the CIA to ban accounts like hers pic.twitter.com/OcBQxZw87p — Acyn (@Acyn) February 8, 2023

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Our Failed Social Media, Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene, Twitter | 7 Comments

Select Committee Hearing Brought To You By Fox News

Politico has an interesting article up on today’s hearing about the Weaponization of The Federal Government Select Committee: House Republicans’ heavily promoted bid to examine what they claim is excessive politicization within the federal government begins Thursday with a lineup … Continue reading

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News What if you had a hearing about how the Democrats weaponized the Federal Gubmint agains the Republicans, but instead all the evidence showed that it was the Republicans demanding censorship? Oops! Spurred on by the so-called “Twitter … Continue reading

Posted in Conspiracy Theorists, Our Failed Social Media, snark, Social Media, Twitter, Wingnuttia | 6 Comments

¡SNAP!

UPDATE 1: Greene’s viral SOTU outfit was meant to echo Chinese spy balloon, her office says

Posted in Rep. 3-toes Perjury Taylor Greene | 9 Comments